I know I haven't updated in a bit, but it wasn't my fault. I update when I get enough reviews. Few people review, you have to wait longer.

Vegeta: Can you tell Kakarott that I didn't take his bed?

Goku: Well someone did, and we're the only three here.

Fee: Four.

Goku: Okay, four, but-

Piccolo: Five.

Shenron: Six.

Ned: Seven.

Cir: See? I told you Ned would be back in this chapter!

Vegeta: I don't think that was what they expected...

Ned: Not you again! GET ME OUTTA HERE!

Cir: I'm getting to the chapter now!

Chapter Fourteen:
Cobra Canyon Part 1

Ned ate a taco. The end. (Cir: Vegeta, give me back the keyboard!)

Vegeta had fallen asleep again. Goku was reading a comic. Ned sat in his office playing computer games. Avecon was still in the toiet, surviving off the backups (Yuck!). In other words, it was almost the end of a fairly normal week.

"Goku, Vegeta, I would like you two to come to my office," Ned said through the speakers.

Vegeta, after he had gotten up from falling off his chair, followed Goku to Ned's office. Ned had minimized his game window, but Goku and Vegeta knew he was playing games, even though Ned kept denying it.

"I have an assinment for you," Ned said. "You have to deliver a box of CDs to our store in Cobra Canyon, which is in the centrre of the Sahara desert."

"The Sahara!" Goku complained. "Why can't you have stores in normal places, like Edmonton, and Los Angelis!"

Ned shrugged. "They were built when I still had my job with you guys at the facility."

"What happened there?" Vegeta asked.

Flashback:

Ned went into Al Gilliston XVIII's office (remember him? If you read the first you should). He knocked on the door. "Come in."

Ned walked in. "Uh, sir? I was wondering...It's a company rule from your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather that whenever someone retires, they get paid a certain amount, depending on how long they worked at the company," Ned said. "And I was thinking about retiring, and I can't remember how long I've worked here."

Al took out a file. "Twenty-two years," Al said. "And that would come up to paying you...82 000 DOLLARS!"

Ned smiled hopefully. Al groaned. Then he took out his check book. "Well, here's that money," he said handing him a check.

Ned looked at the check before frowning. "This is valid from 14 432 to 14 439. That starts in abouttwelve centuries, I won't even be alive!" Ned said.

"Oh, does it? Let me fix that..."

Reality:

"It dosn't matter," Ned said. "I just want you two to do this."

"So where is the box?" Goku asked.

"In the storage room," Ned said.

-Meanwhile-

"Gubgobgudadadubugi!" 'Would someone get me out of this toilet?'

-Back to the rest-

Goku and Vegeta flew to the Sahara desert. After a few rounds of Rock Paper Scissors, Vegeta was left carrying it. He had kept saying, "6 outta 10!" and "50 outta 99!" Goku had won when they reached 1500 over 2999. He had gotten bored and decided to take it.

Even in theair, the desert was sandy and windy. Goku had a map Ned gave him of "Landmarks that will help you find the store," as Ned put it. Goku took out the map and looked at it. "Okay, we need to-" But he was cut off when the map was blown out of his hand and torn up by a cactus' spikes.

"Great job Kakarott," Vegeta said sarcastically after slapping his forehead.

"I can fix it!" Goku said running after the pieces, but they were soon lost in the sandstorm currently going on, which bloke view off everything that's not within ten feet of you. "Vegeta? VEGETA?" No reply. Goku began walking back the way he csme.

Vegeta was stamping his foot impatiently. He was about to go after Goku when sand got in his eyes. He staggered and began trying to get the sand out. He began to walk in the direction he thought he saw Goku go when he fell into a fifty metre deep canyon.

Goku was walking through the storm whn he also fell. "It's onlysmall, it'll stop in a second!" Goku said before bouncinghis head off a ledge and hitting his butt on a bush. "Any second..." He fell on a small ledge which broke and he kept falling. "Any second...Any thime now...Eventually..." He finally hit the bottom face flat. "I'm guessing this is Cobra Canyon. I wonder why it's called that?"

Dozens and dozens off cobras came out of holes, bushes and anything else. They outnumbered Goku by the hundreds.

I'm guessing Goku will have a fear of cobras now?

Vegeta: How come every chapter we go into the desert in is a multiple part chapter?

Cir: I dunno. I feel like it.

Goku: (sleeping) (says this while sleeping and starts screaming asleep while still asleep) Ah! Cobras! Coooooobraaaaaas!

Cir: Review! Oh, and can anyone guess which boss of the research facilty made that rule? And guess what year they're in.