Episode 67: The Dentist
It was another day at MegaMan Jr. High.
ElecMan: Class, as I'm sure you've realized, we have no actual classes. So just go to the auditorium and wait for an assembly.
3 weeks later:
Sigma: School, it's time for our health awareness assembly!
Zero: I died 11 times waiting for this assembly due to lack of water!
Sigma: QUIET! The school nurse, SkullMan, has something to say to you.
SkullMan: As the school nurse, I think health is very important. If you aren't healthy, you might come to see me, and I'd actually have to work! So please watch this slide last used in a public school in the 1950s.
A slide from the 1920s starts:
BubbleMan: Hello. I'm here to talk to you about being well! Now I don't want to scare you about diseases, until you reach puberty atleast, but illness is lurking around every corner! To demonstrate, I'd like to show you this slide I watched in school during the 1890s:
A slide from the middle ages starts.
KnightMan: Now, as most of you know, diseases are caused by evil spirits. These are summoned by witches who think things like eating moldy bread can cure you! The only way to avoid disease is to pay me in rubees. I will then cure you. And remember, go to the dentist atleast once a series!
The films end.
MegaMan: I just thought of something!... Shouldn't KI be in his 40s if he spent an extra 25 years in the 90s?
SkullMan: That had nothing to do with the film I just showed you, that was the message of our Thanksgiving film! Anyway, the real point of that film is, how many of you have been to the dentist?
Zero: We don't have teeth!
SkullMan: You know our school motto! "No excuses!" It would be on the school flag, but our dog ate it.
Sigma: Which is why I want everyone to write a report on the middle ages!
SkullMan: No, the point of this assembly was to tell you to go see the dentist! That's your homework assignment, go see the town dentist, DrillMan!
Sigma: And eat your vegetables!
Wily: Because reading is fun!
Act break.
Act 2:
MegaMan goes home after school.
Light: MegaMan, you're grounded for being home late!
MegaMan: But school lasted longer then usual!
Light: You know our family motto! "Take responsibility!" We'd have it on our flag, but the flag machine eats people if they're stupid enough to plug it in.
MegaMan: Dad, how come I've never been to the dentist?
Light: Because that's how it always is on shows like this.
MegaMan: The school says we should all go see the dentist, DrillMan.
Light: Wasn't there a DentistMan referenced to briefly in an old episode?
KI: You know our show motto. "I make everything up randomly as I go a dachshund curly".
Light: So I guess you should go to the dentist.
MegaMan: But Zero said we don't have teeth!
Light: That Zero is a bad influence! He went bad after he stopped trying to conquer the school with a virus. So I'll schedule a Dentist appointment.
Light calls to make an appointment.
3 months and 4 Tornado Tonion shorts later:
Light: Your appointment is scheduled for today. By incredible coincidence, so is everyone else from your school's.
They go to DrillMan's office.
Light: Now don't be scared of the dentist.
Zero: We're not scared.
Light: Don't think about how evil he is, or how he was hired by Wily and Sigma to destroy MegaMan.
Roll: We said we're not/
Light: And to make things go more quickly, you can play N-Gages during your appointments.
Everyone: AAAAHHHH!
MegaMan: We have to run away, then learn not to be afraid of the dentist!
Act break.
Act 3:
The kids run away.
Light: It was probably that evil TV, making them believe in a scary world.
Zero: How is running going to help? We'll have to go eventually.
MegaMan: You're right, Zero.
Everyone goes back to wait for the dentist, except for Zero, who fainted and had several heart attacks.
DrillMan: I'm ready to see MegaMan.
MegaMan nervously goes in.
DrillMan: Now I want you to just relax and remain calm while I DRILL OFF YOUR HEAD!
MegaMan relaxes and remains calm.
DrillMan: Um…. You're not supposed to actually do that, this is a G rated show, I can't actually decapitate you.
MegaMan gets up and runs for his life.
DrillMan: You'll never escape!
MegaMan: Well, then there's no point in trying.
MegaMan sits down and remains calm.
DrillMan: AARRRGGGHHHH!
In the waiting room:
Bass: Father?
Wily: What is it?
Bass: Oh, right.
Cut back:
MegaMan: You can't drill my head off! That isn't covered in my insurance!
DrillMan: Stupid Geico.
MegaMan: I guess I'll have to defeat you.
MegaMan blasts DrillMan.
DrillMan: Wait…. Open wide.
MegaMan, of course, obeys his opponent in a fight to the death.
DrillMan: You have a cavity! A huge one! One so big I can't even see your teeth!
MegaMan: Oh no!
DrillMan: Don't worry, I can fix it!
45 minutes later:
DrillMan: And the whole is filled!
MegaMan: Fawnk wou docthur.
MegaMan's mouth is covered in electrical tape. He goes to the waiting room.
DrillMan: Well, that's it!
Roll: Weren't we all supposed to see the dentist?
DrillMan: I'm sure your teeth are fine.
Roll: Yeah, that gingivitis diagnosis was probably wrong.
DrillMan: Well, we learned something. Let's sing our lesson!
Fat Albert: Don't be afraid…. Of the dentist!
Ranger: Only he can fix your teeth from the candy at the holiday after Lent is!
Tornado Tonion: If you have a problem with your teeth, don't be scared!
KI: If you go to the dentist you'll be prepared!
Ned Flanders: And spread sunshine, all over the place!
Everyone: Just put on a happy face!
MegaMan: And that's our final episode, ending on a positive note!
KI: That wasn't the final one! The Final Five are coming!
Zero: You mean… the series is almost over?
KI: yes.
Zero: WOO HOO!
KI: But stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. Highs. The end is coming, and so is something we've all beeen waiting for….. the football field! (episode after next) Stay tuned for the next very special MegaMan Jr. Highs!