Maybe the last chapter wasn't so funny, but I'm tryin!
"Why do I have to do this again?" Kadaj looks next to him to where Cloud stands. "Because, you're going to earn money, remember?" Cloud answers. "Oh, right" Kadaj looks back at the item infront of him. "So, what do I do?" Kadaj asks. "You're going to learn from your instructor" Cloud answers. The Sierra flies overhead and Cid drops from it with a gym bag. "I'll right, where is the little #$#!" Cid asks. "Here's your student" Cloud puts his hand behind Kadaj. "He doesn't look 17, he looks more of a 15 or something" Cid examines Kadaj. "But, I am" Kadaj smiles. "Can we just get this over with! I got my cast off a few days ago and I haven't sat down since!" Cloud shouts. "Alright, sore butt. I'm gonna teach you how to drive" Cid takes the cigarette out of his mouth and throws it to the ground.
"First, we're gonna give you the written test" Cid pulls out a pencil and a piece of paper from his bag. "Answer these correctly and we'll be on the road in no time" he hands them to Kadaj. "Okay" Kadaj sets the piece of paper on the top of the car roof and begins to write. "Why do I need to drive? I can already drive a motorcycle!" Kadaj thinks as he writes. "Done" he hands the paper to Cid. "Well, kid all I can say is that they're all wrong" Cid looks at the paper. "Wha?" Kadaj trembles. "I'm just messin with ya!" Cid ruffles his hair. "Heh, heh, heeeh yeah right" Kadaj mumbles under his breath. Cid gets into the passenger seat, Cloud sits in the back seat and Kadaj sits in the driver's seat. "Okay, check your mirrors first" Cid instructs. Kadaj sticks his head out the window and adjusts his mirror. "Next, put your seatbelt on" Cid buckles his seatbelt. Both him and Cloud buckle their seatbelts. "Next, put the keys in the ignition" Cid points to a keyhole. "Keys? Where are the keys? You didn't give me any" Kadaj shake his head. Cid looks inside his pockets, but can't find a key. "I'll be right back" Cid gets out of the car. "Do I really need to learn how to drive a car? I can drive a motorcycle just fine" Kadaj lays back in his seat. "You need to do what?" Cloud asks. "Nevermind, brother" Kadaj looks out the window. A few hours or minutes later, Cid comes back with a giant key and Sora clinging to his arm. "Sorry I took so long" Cid throws Sora in the back with Cloud and sticks the key into the ignition (How can it fit?). "What're we doing again?" Sora asks. "Driving test" Kadaj answers. "This should be good" Sora buckles his seatbelt. "Both hands on the wheel" Cid directs. Kadaj sets both of his hands onto the wheel and puts his foot to the pedal. "Now give it a small push" Cid says gently. Instead, Kadaj pushes it hard and swirves from left to right in the road. "Stop!" Cid yells.
Kadaj stops immediately and turns to him. "I said small push, not a push that can get us killed!" Cid yells. "I'm sorry" Kadaj looks down. "Whatever, lets just try this again" Cid sighs. "Now give it a small push" Cloud groans. Kadaj gently pushes the pedal and drives easily. "Now what?" Kadaj asks. "We're coming to the first turn. "Carefully begin to turn right" Cid motions his hand to turn right. Kadaj steers right, but pushes the pedal to hard and crashes into the obstacle. "Are you deaf!" Cid yells. "Sorry" Kadaj looks down. "Well, I guess this is a good time to teach you how to back up" Cid sighs. "Put it in reverse" Cid points to the handle thingie. Kadaj grabs it and puts it into reverse. "Now CAREFULLY, back up" Cid warns him. "Hey dad, are you gonna teach me how to drive?" Sora asks. "If we don't get killed, than yes" Cloud answers. Kadaj starts out slow while backing up, but then speeds up and crashes into the wall behind him. "Oops" he looks back at the damaged wall. "Nevermind, just get back onto the coarse!" Cid slaps his forehead. Kadaj goes forward and back onto the coarse. "Now it's very important to watch out for pedestrians" Cid explains. "What's a pedestrian?" Kadaj tries to drive forward. "They're the stupid people who cross the road when the crossguard says not to" Cloud answers. "Don't you do that?" Sora looks up at Cloud. "You're grounded" Cloud points. A few feet away, Reeve can be seen in a crossguard uniform helping the Turks cross the road.
"Here's your chance to try the breaks out" Cid points to the pedal next to the gas. "Which one?" Kadaj looks down. "Keep your eyes on the road!" Cid slaps him upside the head. "You were showing me which one's the break" Kadaj sighs. They come closer to the crossing and keep speeding up as well. "Break now" Cid says. Kadaj pushes the break, but nothing happens. "I said break!" Cid starts to get annoyed. "I'm pushing it, but nothing's happening!" Kadaj stomps on it. "Cloud, did you put in a break?" Cid looks back at him. "Oh, put in a break? I thought you said take a break" Cloud says. "You didn't put in a #$#! break!" Cid yells. "What do I do now?" Kadaj starts to swirve on the road. "Drive away!" Cid yells. The Turks (Who happen to be walking really slow) look over and see the car speeding toward them. "They're running us down!" Elena starts to run with the others away from the car. "Get out of the road!" Sora yells out the window. The Turks split up into different directions, but Rude is still being chased. "I'm too bald to die!" he yells. "Prove to the Turks what you're made of!" Reno yells. "Then why don't you come over here?" Rude starts to slow down. As he sprints, he trips. "Bumpy road out today" Cloud says as the car drives over Rude. "Take your foot off the pedal!" Cid yells as Kadaj drives off the course. He does and the car keeps driving. "What the hell?" Cid yells grabing hold of the wheel. "I thought I was supposed to be driving!" Kadaj grabs hold even tighter.
"Not any more!" Cid pulls it right. "But I'm the student!" Kadaj pulls harder to the left when it suddenly breaks off. "Oops" he holds up the wheel. "Who's up for screaming?" Sora raises his hand. They start to scream as the car goes out of control. They all of a sudden go into the town. "Get out of the road!" Sora yells as it swirves out of control. People are being hit and ran over by the car while others are being run down. "Oh well" Sora shrugs. "People really haven't been to the gym lately" Cloud shakes his head. "When will it stop?" Kadaj asks. "When it hits something!" Cid stomps onto the break. It automatically goes onto the highway and drives against the edge. "Pretty sparks" Cloud smiles. "You idiot!" Cid slaps him. "Have you ever wondered why they haven't finished this road?" Sora asks. "Oh yeah, they haven't finished it" Cloud remembers. "On the count of three, we tuck and roll!" Cid unlocks their doors. "Just like in the movies!" Sora cheers. "One" Two" THREE!" They all open their doors and tuck and roll out the sides. The car drives around wildly before driving off the road and into the air. It explodes and comes crashing down onto an old man. "Everybody okay?" Cid asks. "I think so. Lets do it again!" Sora cheers. "I don't think we can now" Kadaj gets up. "I just get my butt cast off and now what do I get? Ripped up clothes!" Cloud complains. "So, do I earn anything?" Kadaj asks. "Here's 10 Gil" Cid hands him some money. "Why does he get money? He almost got us killed!" Cloud walks over to them.
"To tell you the truth, I've never driven before" Cid takes out a cigarette. "What?" Cloud raises an eyebrow. "I've never driven a car in my life, I only know what the things are in there for" Cid shrugs. "So you came here, to teach Kadaj how to drive, even though you didn't know how to either?" Cloud tries to put things in order. "Yep" Cid nods. Cloud hits his head repeatedly in frustration. "Whatever. I'm going home. See ya next week" Cid walks back down the highway. "Yes! I just scored 10 Gil!" Kadaj cheers with the victory theme in the background. "Hey! That's my theme!" Cloud yells.
-Elsewhere- "So, how was your first assignment?" the dude asks. "We almost got hit by a car, but we got it" Reno nods. "Is it the correct one?" the dude asks. "Yep" Tseng answers. "Yay!" the dude cheers as he's handed a puppy. "Now we have a mascot!" he holds it up with the victory theme behind him. "Quit stealing my theme!" Cloud yells. "So, why are we in a treehouse again?" Rude walks in with his arm in a sling and head wrapped up. "Because! This is cheaper and almost resembles our old HQ" the dude explains. "It's right next the orphanage, sir" Tseng points out the window to the Seventh Heaven being right next to them. "Shut up! There are witnesses" the dude whispers. "Get out of our treehouse!" Denzel yells. "Drop the missile!" the dude yells. Elena drops a water balloon onto his head. "I'm telling!" Denzel runs into the house.