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Goku: Really? Who is it?
Cir: Super trunks 2 wants me to...
Goku: Yes...I'm looking forward to this...
Cir: ...tell you you sound stupid when you're sleeping.
Goku: Aw...
Vegeta: Ha! I want to say it too! Kakarott, you sound stupid asleep. Really stupid!
Goku: Shut up!
Vegeta: No!
(WHAM!)
Cir: Uh, to the chapter! Oh, and today, on September 12th, I've had my 700th hit! When I post this probably won't be the 12th, but I'm still happy!
This is cobra talk.
Chapter Fifteen:
Cobra Canyon Part 2
The cobras surrounded Goku. They all reared up and started moving toward him. Goku burped and they all froze and retreated a few feet.
Hisss... ... Did he burp? one cobra said.
Yes... hissssss... ... You're an idiot Cabrak, another said.
Cool! I learned this language too! Goku said happily.
The cobras gave him a funny look. You did? Cabrak asked.
Yep!
Crap! Hissss... ... ... He knows what we say! RETREAT! the second cobra named Dofkah ordered. The cobras retreated into the holes and bushes. "Oh, and some of us speak English!" Hisssss... ...Dofkah shot at Goku before jumping into his hole.
Goku shrugged and went into a cave the size of a couch to wait out the storm. It was getting impossible to see out there.
Vegeta landed in a pile of thorns and cactus. He pulled some needles out of his eyes and checked the CDs. They were unharmed, despite the fact that he had just landed on them. Vegeta could see the other side of the canyon he took a step there and fell in a river. "Not more leeches!" Vegeta screamed. "Oh, wait. These are just canivorus pirahnas. But pirahnas are more dangerous." He pulled the pirahnas off and noticed he was missing a piece of his ear.
Goku sat in the cave. What do you cobras do for fun? Goku said to any cobra that was listening.
Cabrak poked his head out. We usually play "Tic-tac-toe", "Guess what Animal I am" and occasionally "Guess Who", he said.
Dofkah poked up too. The most boring is the animal one. I suggest-
Animal one! Animal one! Goku said like a child.
Vegeta began climbing, for if he flew, he'd be blown away. Vegeta reached for the next spot when a scorpion crawled out. It seemed to laugh before pinching Vegeta's hand. Vegeta slipped and fell back to the bottom.
Guess what I am! Cabrak said before moving across the ground.
Let me guess. A snake, Dofkah said in an extremely bored tone.
"My turn!" Goku said. "Guess what I am!" He went on all four and began walking.
A horse? Dofkah said plainly.
"Nope, a dolfin!" The two snakes gave him a weird look.
Vegeta got to the halfway point. He crawled onto a small ledge. "I'll rest here for a second," he said, getting sand in his mouth.
Two cobras crawled out of a hole. Think that's he guy Gocu was talking about? one said.
Two things Frok. One, it's Goku. Two, I have no clue, the second said.
I was close, Howard! Frok said.
Vegeta started climbing again. He reached up to a branch and accidently broke it.
Uh-oh! That was King Gucha's favourite branch! Howard said.
Let's get out of here! Frok and Howard slithered away.
The two cobras were almost at the bottom, when out of a hole, a twenty foot long cobra with red eyes appear. The two cobras stopped and bowed. Uh, King Gucha, what would you be doing out in the storm? Frok asked.
Gucha's red eyes narrowed (Wait, snakes don't have eyelids!). I was about to ask the same question. Hisssss... ... ... ...You know I want all of the tribe to stay in their holes when it storms, Gucha said. It wouldn't be about a human, would it? Hissss... ... ... ...
Both cobras gulped. Gucha loved to sink his poisonous fangs into humans. And he could also tell when he was being lied to. He could also tell exactly when a cheese sandwich was made. They found that out when Dofkah brought him one, saying it was made the previous day, and he told the exact second...but back to this story.
Howard was thinking quickly how he would answer it.
"Guess what I am this time!" Goku said, acting like a chicken.
A chicken, Dofkah and Cabrak answered at the same time, Cabrak excitedly and Dofkah boredly.
"No, a geco!" Goku answered as though it was obvious.
Goku, that was NOT a geco! THIS is a geco! Dofkah said spitting out a skeleton of a geco.
Was that my pet Geco? Cabrak asked Dofkah.
Maybe...
MURDERER! Cabrak lunged at Dofkah and they began trying to choke and bite each other. To Goku, it kind of looked wrong...
Dofkah picked up Cabrak's tail and threw him at the wall. The small cave collapsed, so they relocated to Cabrak's home. The hole was a ramp going into a chamber that had a stone couch, chair, an actual T.V., more tunnels and ramps going to different rooms and floors such as food storages, bedrooms and bathrooms, like a normal home. Mine's bigger, Dofkah said.
Gucha, the King Cobra, slithered up the cliff after Vegeta. There he ran into a nest of vultures.
Vegeta hoisted himself onto the edge of the canyon. When the wind and sand hit him, one of his legs fell over the side, causing his crotch to hit the corner. Vegeta painfully pulled himself up and squinted through the sand. He saw a building that looked like the music store. He walked a few steps and ran into a cactus. Vegeta staggered backwards into another cacti. He went around them and was really close to the store, when he felt something wrap around his leg.
Common, Dofkah, it's yourturn! Cabrak urged. Dofkah was unwilling to go. Alright. Guess what I am.
He crossed his eyes and began to drool.
"A hippo?"
A human?
Both wrong. I'm Cabrak. Once again, Cabrak dove at Dofkah and they began fighting.
Goku looked out the hole and saw that the storm was over. "I better go find Vegeta," Goku said.
Okay.
Alright. Hey, Cabrak, dirty fighing!
Goku flew out after Vegeta. The second he got out of the hole, the storm came back. He flew into the hole, it stopped. Goku put a hand out, it started. "Doesthis placehave a back door?
And that is Cobra Canyon Part 2.
Vegeta: How many parts are there?
Cir: Three.
Goku: Fine by me.
Vegeta: Not by me!
Cir: Who cares about you?
Vegeta: (Opens mouth)
Cir: That was a rhetorical question. Review!