Episode 68: Jumping the Shark
It was another day at MegaMan Jr. High. It was 10:00am, and the students had already gone home. MegaMan enters his house.
Light: MegaMan, I just made a baby robot brother for you you!
MegaMan: Why?
While MegaMan was talking, the robot aged to 5.
ScrapMan: Excuuuuuuuse me!
Light: Because you're getting old, we need a new, cute robot! I also adopted Rush'es nephew.
Scrappy: Robot puppy power!
Light: This may take some getting used to, but I'm sure they'll be positive aditions to the show, er, our family.
ScrapMan: I think I'm a jinx!
MegaMan goes up to his room.
MegaMan: Those additions seemed annoying. Oh well, I have to go babysit.
Cut to MegaMan at a house.
Hidden person who's obviously Lois: Now take good care of the baby, we'll be back after our trip to New New York.
MegaMan: How hard can watching one baby be?
Stewie: I will destroy you!
MegaMan: A crossover!
Light appears.
Light: MegaMan, I need you to watch ScrapMan.
MegaMan: But I'm busy.
Light: Take some responsibility and watch another child, distracting you from watching the evil baby you're supposed to watch!
ScrapMan: I want to help!
ScrapMan tries to change Stewie, and ends up breaking a lamp. Stewie is completely silent, since the show is G rated.
MegaMan: Oh no, I'll get in trouble!
ScrapMan: You don't love me!
Peter and Lois return.
Peter: The lamp is broken!
MegaMan: I….. I….
Peter: I've always hated that lamp, but never thought to put it away.
MegaMan: ScrapMan, you saved the day! Just like that, I've made a major life adjustment!
Light runs in.
Light: We won a contest! We're going to Hawai!
Act break.
Act 2:
MegaMan: We're going on yet another vacation?
Light: Yes, we're going to compete on the hit game show Win KI Simpsons's Debt!
Cut to all the regular characters in Hawai:
Note: Zero has announced he hates all of us and left the show, calling it the worst mistake of his life. He moved to another country and changed his name, to make sure he'd never return. He'll be back next episode, but until then, the same character will be played by a different actor.
William Shatner: I…. think that this…. show is….. clichéd!
Roll: I can't believe we're in Hawai!
Bass: I bet you'll choke on the game show MegaMan!
ScrapMan: Everyone forgot my birthday:(
MegaMan: I'll win.
Zero: Of course…… you will….. that's what always…. Happens on this…. show……!
MegaMan: So many major changes are happening recently.
Scrappy: What do you mean?
Rush: Rhy roesn't re talk runny?
Roll: It seems like this always happens late in a show's life.
EA Idol: There's nothing different about the show. PWNED!
EA skates away on a wave.
MegaMan: Well, then let's go exploring.
Cut to the group in Cliché Cave.
Bass: Wow, the Cliché brand is really expanding.
The group takes five steps in.
MegaMan: We're lost!
ScrapMan: I'm scared!
MegaMan: Don't be scared!
Ze…… ro: The…. Exit…. Is….. right behind…. Us!
MegaMan: We have to sing our way out!
A huge musical number starts:
MegaMan: Rain drops keep falling on my head,
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red!
Thunder, rain and lightning,
Danger, water rising!
Who needs that Quick-E Mart?
They made Dad sicky-Mart!
I just can't wait,
To be king!
A sign saying "Buy the MegaMan Jr. High soundtrack, the number three selling text based soundtrack in KI's house!".
MegaMan: We're out of the cave!
Light: It's time for the contest!
Cut to MegaMan at the beach.
Ted McGinley: It's time for the contest! Can YOU jump a shark?
Act break.
MegaMan: I have to jump the shark?
KI: Yes! And if you succeed, you get to pay some of my debt from the lawsuits this show brought!
Light: I know you can make it MegaMan. You have my complete confidence.
MegaMan: Really?
Light: Absolutely!... Who are you again?
KI: Let the contest begin! But first, I'm sorry to say SharkMan is disqualified, we can't risk cannibalism.
SharkMan: Gris!
PlantMan launches off the ramp on water skis. The shark rises from the water and eats him.
KI: That's horrible. How am I supposed to have less debt when this contest will just cause more lawsuits?
MegaMan: I'm scared!
Light: MegaMan, if you feel uncomfortable about this is any way, don't hesitate to tell me after you make the jump.
MegaMan: I need to make this jump!
MegaMan goes up to the ramp.
KI: It's not your turn.
MegaMan doesn't listen and starts to ski down the rail.
Zero: This is just stupid and reckless………………………………………………………………….
MegaMan: I have to make this jump!
Shark: I don't feel so good, maybe I shouldn't eat robots….
MegaMan is in the air.
MegaMan: I'm going to make it! I'm king of the world!
MegaMan falls just short of the safety of the other ramp.
MegaMan falls down Springfield Gorge.
DiveMan: Don't worry, I'll save him!
KI: Why'd we put the shark in a gorge anyway? He can't even breathe. PETA (People for the Eithical Treatment of Animations) is going to be mad….
MegaMan is saved by DiveMan. DiveMan carries him to the top of the gorge, and drops him again. MegaMan falls down once again.
DiveMan: Oops.
After 5 more almost successful rescues, MegaMan is saved. He's in a hospital.
Light: Well, I guess you didn't quite jump the shark.
MegaMan: This show's so random and stupid I don't think anything could make us.
Laughtrack: LOL!
And so MegaMan Jr. High Jumps the Shark. Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High!