It is finally time for Cobra Canyon, Part 3! So how many of you were waiting for this?

Vegeta: If they have something else to do, I doubt it.

Cir: (tries to throw Vegeta out the window, but breaks arms) Golu, thow yin o ut wigdoiw. I an't tupe.

Goku: Okay. (throws Vegeta out)

Vegeta: Hey! Why're there rose bushes here?

Goku: Seeing as Cir's arms are unable to type, I'll finish this.

Cir: Actually I just didn't want to throw Vegeta out the window, so I pretended. Enjoy this chapter!

Chapter Sixteen:
Cobra Canyon Part 3

Vegeta looked and saw a king cobra wrapped around his leg. He shook it off.

Don't dare shake ME off! it said. I had a hard time getting up here!

Flashback:

The vultures attempted to pick up and eat King Gucha. He bit one, and within seconds, it died. One picked him up and dropped Gucha down the cliff. The next time, he went with reinforcements. They attacked.

Avulture ate one.A cobra ate a vulture. All the cobras gave him a freaked-out look. It ate the rest of the vultures,as the cobras, and Gucha himself, began to slowly back away.

Reality:

Goku met up with a group of cobras.

"Hi guys," he said.

Hi Goku, they said back.

Vegeta kicked the king cobra. Gucha reared up and bit down. Vegeta moved and he bit into a cactus. AAAAHHHHHH! YOU BASTARD! THAT HURT! Gucha screamed.

"Okay, I'll kill you," Vegeta said.

You're just messing up my words! the king said. It lunged at Vegeta who moved, causing Gucha to hit another cactus. He whipped his tail and Vegeta jumped, and for some strange reason, Gucha hit another cactus.

Vegeta's cell phone rang. "Hello?" he said into it.

"Vegeta, how it your delivery going?" Ned asked. "I sent you twelve minutes ago!"

"Well, I'm almost there, currently having a run in with a king cobra," Vegeta answered while dodging Gucha's fangs, and making him hit a fourth cactus.

That's it! Gucha ripped out all the cacti in the area.

"Oh, a king cobra? Tickle its belly, and it will stop," Ned said. Note: That will not work on a real king cobra. TRY IT AND YOU'LL DIE!

Vegeta shrugged and hung up right in the middle of the conversation. He went for Gucha's belly and Gucha bit him. Vegeta injected himself with the anivenom right away.

Now what are the chances that he will have the antivenom on him? Gucha said to Cir.

Not a very big one, Cir replied.

How do you talk cobra?

I write this story, anything I want can happen, now fight, or I'll bring back the vultures! Cir said, pointing to some vultures standing behind him, waiting for their orders. Gucha groaned and dove at Vegeta. Vegeta grabbed its neck and punched its belly a few tims.

"Ned said tickle!" Cir yelled.

"I don't care!" Vegeta said, before heading to the store.

Meanwhile, Goku had convinced the cobras to do something for him...

From Vegeta's POV:

Vegeta was on his way to the door when he heard something. He turned around to see something he never thought he would see in his life. His heart almost stopped!

Goku was sitting on a moving, squirming raft of cobras, which brought him right to Vegeta, where Goku jumped off.

"Hi Vegeta," he said.

"Kakarott, where did those slithery things come from?" Vegeta asked.

One snake hissed. "They prefer to be called snakes, serpents or boot-hissies," Goku replied.

Vegeta rolled his eyes. "I don't care, I just want to know whe- Boot-hissies?"

"Don't ask me, ask them," Goku said.

Vegeta looked at the cobras. "I don't talk snake, if you can, you're a weirdo," Vegeta said.

End POV.

He said Goku's weird! Howard said.

GET HIM! screamed Cabrak.

Lots of people talk snake! Frok said. I think the last one was a mental patient, but the rest weren't weird!

I said: "GET HIM"! Cabrak screamed.

Shut up Cabrak, Dofkah said.

"Uh, Vegeta? They're mad at you," Goku said.

Gucha slithered over. I'm going to watch Spiderman on Pay Per View, anyone coming? he said. All the cobras agreed and followed Gucha back down the hill.

Goku and Vegeta went into the store and delivered the CDs. Goku wanted to do one last thing before he left.

"You guys have phones, right?" he said to Gucha, Dofkah and Cabrak.

I think those hippies who were "trying to save us" had some, Cabrak said.

Man they tasted good, Gucha drooled.

Goku gave them his card. "This is my card."

Okay, according to this, your name is "Sir Fred Gorchiboe", and you were born in Italy, and your number is 000-000-0009, Dofkah said.

"Oops." Goku gave him another card. He was about to take back the first, when...

I think I'll keep this one, for prank calls.

Vegeta was tapping his foot impatiently. Goku came up, touched Vegeta and teleported back to the music store.

Meanwhile...

'WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THE FUCKEN TOILET?' Avecon thought.

Goku and Vegeta appeared in Ned's office. "Excellent job, I'm giving you both a star!" Ned said.

"Why not get them a million dollars then," Cir muttered.

"What was that?" Vegeta snapped.

"Nothing."

They both went back to their posts. Sir Fred Gorchiboe got a few prank calls from Dofkah that week, and Avecon remained in the toilet. Ned continued to play computer games, and everyone was happy.

The End...NOT!

You probably thought I was going to end it, but I didn't! They still have lots of stupid adventures to come!

Vegeta: Dang it.

Goku: Well, at least I can talk cobra.

Cir: Why didn't you say that last chapter?

Goku: Meh.

Cir: But-

Goku: M-E-H. Meh.

Cir: Anyway, review to get a new chapter! And more then two a chapter!