I'm gonna try and finish this fic up in this chappie, I'm afraid to say that it's not my best works, but when I have time I might write a better DBZ fic, i'm beginning to think I do crossovers better, now I've finished Talent Contest Chaos.

I do not own Dragonball Z. If I did, Goku would have a better wife than ChiChi and Gohan wouldn't have become a bookworm by the end of the series.

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Victim 6 and 7; Gohan and Goku

It was approaching the end of the day when Vegeta and the others had reached the Son house in the mountains, They had to wait for Yajirobi (sp?) to get off his fat arse and get the sensu beans.

"Kakarot! Show yourself!" Vegeta yelled the moment he landed.

"Hold on, I'll be out in a second."

Inside, Goku was in the kitchen when he heard Vegeta's voice.

"Kakarot! Show yourself!"

"Hold on, I'll be out in a second." he called back, reaching into the biscuit/cookie tin for a snack, then he felt something gooey slip through his fingers.

Blinking in surprised confusion, he tried to pull his hand out and found he couldn't.

"Shit." he clamped the tin under his free arm and tried to pull his hand out, it wouldn't budge. "Stupid April Fools Day!"

"Dad, come on! Trunks is outside... why is there a tin on your hand?" asked a smaller version of himself.

"Someone thought it would be funny to put glue in the bottom of the tin Goten." Goku sighed, and heading outside, maybe Vegeta could get it off.

"I see we aren't the only ones who have been pranked." said Piccolo.

"ACHOO!" (three guesses who)

"Great, I can't fight Kakarot while he's got a tin on his arm!"

"Well I didn't think you came just to say hello Vegeta." said a voice, they all looked up to see Gohan with a strange black ring on his right eye.

Vegeta snorted and cracked up laughing.

"Has someone slipped him something illegal?"

"No Gohan, someone's done the old boot polish on the telescope gag."

"Telescope? The only telescope I've looked at today is the one..." he stoppped what he was saying. "You mean I've been walking around school like this all day!" He hung his head. A massive sweatdrop appeared on his head. "It now makes sense why Videl was killing herself laughing."

"Never mind Gohan, by tomorrow everything should be fine." grunted Goku, bracing his feet on the edges of the tin and pulling, trying to get it off his hand... nothing."This glue is really strong."

"Only Bulma would be able to develop something that strong." said Goten.

"Why do I have a feeling the girls are behind this?" asked Krillin.

"Think about it, Videl's at the school, explains Gohan's black eye. The glue, only Bulma could make it Saiyanproof. Piccolo's cape, Chi Chi's the only one who can sew. Eighteen... Krillin's blue head, she's the only one who can work his head buffer other than him." Yamcha pondered. "Roshi's the worst barber, I wouldn't put it past him to have a go at my hair."

"That sorts out your dilemmas." Vegeta grumbled.

"If you guys must know, I did Vegeta's hair dye and Roshi came up with the idea of the sneezing powder." called a voice, everyone looked up to see Bulma, Chi Chi, Videl and Eighteen in the doorway, each busting a rib or two laughing.

"But why girls?"

"Maybe because all you guys do it eat, sleep and fight. We wanted to get your attention somehow."

"Excuse me? I don't!" Protested Gohan.

"No, you study when you could be having a social life." Videl told him.

"That maybe so. But unlike these guys I don't have communication issues!" Gohan sulked, as Goten and Trunks each ran to the sides of the house and onto the domed roof.

"Oh 'Sorry I have to study for next week's Algebra exam, can't talk.' I call that an issue." snorted Videl. Gohan saw Vegeta skulk off to help the boys on the roof.

"Well it's been a low down and mean bunch of tricks you've pulled girls. So how about fixing those that can, Tien's lucky he hasn't sneezed out his third eye." said Yamcha.

"Try fixing this!" called Vegeta, as he, Goten and Trunks let loose a tarpaulin full of water... cold water.

The Girls screamed.

The Guys laughed.

The Girls glared.

The Guys Gulped.

The Girls laughed.

"April Fools! Honestly you guys, your faces were priceless!" laughed Videl. Gohan went up to her, wiped at his eye with his thumb and smudged it onto her nose.

"So was yours when you got wet. Come on I'll get you a towel."

"Right, how are you going to fix my hair...Bulma?" Vegeta asked.

"And this goop in the tin!" protested Goku.

"Instead of pulling Goku, press in and twist, the stuff should peel off after that. And Vegeta, I have the antidote at home. I get it all washed out for you later."

"Krillin, yours is just soap, water and some good ol' elbow grease. Yamcha yours will just have to grow back." Eighteen told them.

"Piccolo, I will fix your cape, if you want to take it into the living room."

"Fine." Piccolo grumbled, heading inside.

"ACHOO!" Tien's sneeze echoed into the mountains.

"Bless you. Have you tried blowing your nose?"

"No, I was too busy-CHOO! Sneezin'." Tien grumbled, following Piccolo inside.

Soon everyone, save Vegeta and Yamcha, were back to normal, Gohan's eye was a little red from scrubbing the polish off, as was Krillin's head. Goku was still picking gunk from his fingers. Tien was just relieved to not be sneezing every two seconds. The girls had all dried and were sporting spares of Chi Chi or Gohan's clothes. Goku's all having weights in them somewhere or other.

"Hey Kakarot, you owe me a spar."

"Just get your hair back to it's natural colour first Vegeta. Or I'll be too busy laughing, you do look like a bush, or an untrimmed Christmas Tree."

Vegeta glared as Chi Chi brought in a tea pot and cups, she was about to open the sugar bowl when.

"Mum, don't!"

Too late, a number of joke snakes exploded from the sugar bowl, making everyone jump. Then they all glared at Goten.

"Heh heh, April Fools?" he laughed nervously, pulling the tradmark grin of the Son men. The clock struck midnight.

"Trust it to be Goten to get the last laugh of the day." Laughed Trunks, everyone laughed and agreed...

Even Vegeta.

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Woo! April Fools finished in time for Christmas, sounds weird eh? lol. Hope you sll enjoyed, I'm sorry, it could have been a lot better, I just haven't had the time, and I'm not really one to pull off good pranks. Thanks for the ideas if you gave them, and sorry I didn't use them, they were good but i couldn't picture the guys pulling them off.

Please review and happy holidays!

NKingy