Time for another chapter!

Goku: In this chapter-

Cir: (Covers his mouth) Don't spoil it!

Vegeta: As if it matters, the title gives it away.

Cir: (Sly voice:) Oh does it?

Vegeta: YES!

Cir: (Still sly voice:) You'll see... Oh, and DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, did you click the button too many times? Satan'stoasterstrudel, Avecon will be there for quite a bit... You can check his biography on my profile if anyone wants to.

Chapter Seventeen:
Avecon and the Sewers

Vegeta was reading a book about the history of the music store. Or at least it would look like that to an inexperience person. He was really fast asleep.

"Attention all staff!" Ned said through the speakers, causing Vegeta to fall off his chair, hit a wall making an anvil fall on his head (Cir: Yeah, I haven't done that for a while.). He grumbled before Ned started speaking again.

"These are the current stats for my promotion plan. Vegeta: Negative1 star. Goku: Two stars. Avecon, wherever he is: 4 stars. Anonymous: Greg, you were fired weeks ago for hiding a weapon of mass destruction in our basement. So leave. That's all."

Avecon was listening to this too. He was thinking of a way to get our. 'Those two are catching up. Unless I escape this toilet quick, I'm doomed!' he thought. 'I know! I'll slide into the sewers and escape!' He slid down the toilet into the pipes. (Vegeta: So he can slide down a narrow pipe with ease and not escape a giant bowl? Cir: Meh.)

Avecon slid through the grime. He twisted and turned down the pipe, until he splashed in the sewers. The giant snail crawled onto the walkway on the side of the tunnels. He began to move when an crocodile crawled onto the walkway.

'Allagators aren't in the sewers! That's a myth!' Avecon thought.

"Well this isn't an allagator, it's a crocodile," Cir said. "There's a difference."

Avecon began sliming as fast as he could away. The crocodile ran after him, opened its mouth, and snapped.

Goku began playing the triangle he had bought from the store since he was bored. He did Jingle Bells, Silent Night and some Halloween song he made up. He stopped when someone came in. "Hi what are you looking for?" Goku asked. The man had light brown hair and blue eyes. He looked in his early 40s.

"Goku, it's me," the man said.

"Yes, so what do you want?"

"It's me, Ned. I just came back from my lunch break." Goku felt pretty stupid just then.

The crocodile crawled back into the muck, defeated. How Avecon had won, no one knows. Or maybe it's because he took his shotgun from under his shell and threatened it, so the crocodile left. Or maybe he bit it. Who really cares?

Avecon continued down. He heard a flush and saw a flow of liquid coming from a pipe. It washed him father down the sewers, and into a rapid downhill flow. Avecon tumbled down, bounced off a sewer grate and continued being washed down. Avecon screamed as his head was launched into a pipe. The snail tried to pull its head out, but it wouldn't budge.

Vegeta snuck up to the promotion plan status board. He peeled off his and Avecon's names. He was about to switch them when a shadow passed over him. Vegeta slowly looked up and saw Ned. Vegeta forced a laugh. "I thought I saw something under these..." he said.

Ned rolled his eyes and put the names back on. Vegeta grumbled and went into the bathroom. He accidently went into the woman's, but seeing as there weren't any women working there, it didn't matter. Just after Avecon crawled down, Vegeta went into that exact stall.

Goku went out on his lunch break. His cell phone rang. "Hello?"

Hi Goku!

"Cabrak? How'd you get my cell number?"

Good question. Anyway, I just called to see if the phone book was right. I'm going to see how I got this number. Bye!

Goku realized what he just said. "I guess Dofkah wasn't lying when he called Cabrak an idiot," Goku muttered.

Avecon had finally gotten his head out. He crawled down the sewer tunnel to find it blocked by a grate. He went to a small door on the side of the grate to get through.

The snail was caught in another flushing. But since it was a curvy tunnel, let's just say he got hurt. The snail saw a ripple in the water, even though he was still. Avecon took his shotgun out and moved closer. He poked the gun at it and pulled out a gun with half a barrel.

The crocodile snapped at Avecon. Avecon begn to slime away as fast as he could. It only took the croc a few seconds to catch up. It was such an easy hunt, the croc made the "screw this" movement with its hand and dove back into the water.

Vegeta was on the computer reading fanfics. Then he read about him reading fanfics. Then he read about him reading fanfics about reading fanfics about reading fanfics. Then he read about him reading fanfics about reading fanfics about...

Avecon saw a drain pipe that he could fit through. Unfortunately, it was on the roof. He tried to jump, before realizing snails can't jump. He tried to make a poo latter, before realizing snails can't climb. Then he made a pile of whatever he could find to get to the pipe. Avecon crawled through the pipe, almost slipping. He got to the top and...

'Crap! This is the exact toilet I was just in! And now I'm even more stuck!'

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Goku began to count down the seconds until quitting time on the digital clock. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1...

Then the power went out, and Ned told them they couldn't leave until they saw the time.

That is the chapter!

Vegeta: I was reading this story, wasn't I?

Cir: Yep!

Goku: aw, I couldn't quit!

Fee: I'm still alive! (sings) You and me will all go now in history with a -

Cir: Shut up.

Fee: - sad statue of liberty and -

Cir: Stop.

Fee: - a generation that didn't -

Cir, Goku, Vegeta: SHUT UP!

Fee: -agree?

Vegeta: (throws her in dumpster)

Cir: Review!

Fee: woa, major deva ju!