So, did you wait patiently for this chapter? Did ya? HUH! You better not have… (shakes fist Homer Simpson style) Woah, deja vu!

Vegeta: That's because you said that in Strange Job 1.

Cir: I knew that.

Goku: Suuuuuuure.

Cir: ANYway, here's the chapter. Dog, Vegeta's not, I repeat NOTdying. And You probably didn't wait patiently, seeing as it took so long to update. He he... don't kill me...

Chapter Eightteen: (Wow, I have this much already?)
Power Outage

Goku was snoring on the toilet. In the male's bathroom, meaning yes, Avecon is still unnoticed. He woke up five minutes before quitting time.

Goku went to his new office for winning the promotion plan and sat down. "I like this new office," he said. Then he picked up a jar of spagetti and ate it all. 'This is paradise!' he thought. Then a bomb flew through the window and blew up the office.

Goku woke up still on the toilet. "I was hoping it wasn't a dream..." he said to himself.

It was actually five minutes until quitting time. Well, five minutes and three hours. Vegeta was reading the newspaper to anyone passing, but he was, once again, asleep. "Attention all employees," Ned's voice said through the speakers. "Report to sub basement 14 and clean it up! That place looks like a tornado went through it! Which it did..."

Goku dragged Vegeta to the elevator. "I was having a dream where you died, did you have to wake me up?" Vegeta complained.

"Yep!" Goku said happily before getting a punch in the face. They were at the14th sub basement in a few minutes. Goku grabbed a few boxes and piled them up. Vegeta jumped causing them to fall down on him.

"I'm still trying to get you for waking me," Vegeta laughed.

Then the lights flickered. Goku looked up at them just in time to see them go out. Vegeta walked over to the elevator but the door wouldn't open. "They're electric," Goku said to him.

"I know that, Kakarott!" Vegeta snapped.

"Stop calling me Kakarott!" Goku said in an annoyed tone. "Remember the fight we had because of that, 'Vegetable haired guy'?"

Vegeta growled and sat on a box, which broke. It had thumbtacks in it, so Vegeta jumped up in pain. He pulled them out.

Goku took out his cell phone. "I better call Ned," he said.

"News flash, THE POWER'S OUT!"

"My cell phone isn't electric."

"Ned's phone is!"

They sat down there for days and days, weeks and weeks, months and month-

"It's only been fifteen minutes!" Vegeta yelled to Cir.

"I was making it dramatic!" Cir yelled back.

"This is a humour story, moron!" Vegeta yelled before an anvil fell on his head.

"And that's why you don't anger the author," Fee said from where she was sitting on a box 10 feet away from Goku and Vegeta.

Goku looked at her strrangely. "How and when did you get down here?"

"I hopped in the elevator when you two weren't looking," she answered. "Not to mention I've been stuck down here for DAYS!"

"Are you still trying to 'assassinate' me?" Vegeta said with quote bunnies. (Fee: BUNNY! Cir: Don't interrupt!)

"Yup." Fee took out a water pistol and sprayed Vegeta. She then laughed maniacally and ran away.

"She needs some serious help," Goku suggested.

"Oh yeah."

They waited for another fifteen minutes. Then Vegeta got mad and kicked a box, which went flying and hit Goku in the head."Hey!" Goku picked up a box and threw it at Vegeta, who threw one back. Then Fee threw a box at Vegeta.

"Didn't want to feel left out... He he... Please don't kill me..." Vegeta ripped open the elevator doors, threw her in then closed them.

Then Goku opened a box of walkmen and threw the walkmen like ninja stars. Vegeta caught all but one, which went up his nose. They both stood there for a minute, wondering how that was possible, then got to another fight. Goku punched Vegeta, Vegeta blasted Goku, who bit him.

"No biting!"

"This is a free for- woah, deja vu of deja vu!" Goku said before getting a knuckle to the face. He took a karate pose and started punching Vegeta like a punching machine. Vegeta took out the walkman from his nose and threw it. Goku dodged it.

Ned was walking down the stairs to their sub basement (Yeah, there've been stairs beside the elevator this entire time) humming. The walkman shattered against a wall and he immediantly turned back around and walked calmly up the stairs, still humming.

Vegeta grabbed Goku's head and began twirling his body in the air, before his body went flying. "Do you have any super-glue?" Goku's head asked.

After they reattached Goku's head to his body, the two saiyans began fighting again. Goku ran at Vegeta and tackled him down. Vegeta got up and farted at Goku, which almost choked him. Goku sacked Vegeta who fell to the ground. "Okay, you win."

Goku turned around. "When I DIE!" He jumped on Goku's back and put his hands over Goku's eyes. Who stagered down the staircase and they began falling with occasional ouches.

The two fighting saiyans climbed up the stairs and to the main floor. "Time to go home," Goku said and they started walking to the doors.

Then Ned walked in the front door. "Wow, I never expected you two to get to work before me!" he exclaimed.

"DAMMIT!"

"Ditto."

They spent all night fighting and had to work two days straight, all because they didn't see a staircase!

Vegeta: Gee, real funny.

Cir: Cram it or I'll hurt you more.

Vegeta: You were probably planning to already, idiot.

Cir: Because of that last comment, I'll hurt you more next chapter and Goku less!

Vegeta: Doh!

Goku: Woohoo!

Homer: Hey, those are my lines!

Cir: Go back to the Simpsons spot. Review!