Time for the next chapter! Oh, and I don't want to disappoint all you readers, but I'm only going to make this story go to 21 chapters. Now before you started throwing bricks-

OUCH! Wait for me to finish!

I'll be making a Strange Job 3! Yes, a third! And I'll tell you a secret... This won't be a trilogy...

Vegeta: You just crushed all my hopes and dreams...

Goku: Ditto.

Cir: Music to my ears! Now, time for the chapter!

Chapter Nineteen:
The Weird Chess Game

It was a nice day for everyone. Vegeta was asleep at his desk, Goku was finding ways to make the popping noises from his mouth louder, and Ned just ordered a pizza. Fee was drilling her way out of the elevator, and Cir was watching her for humour with popcorn on his webcam. However, someone wasn't happy...

'LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKIN TOILET!'

Avecon.

Vegeta jolted awake. "I feel like I should drop a cherry bomb down a toilet," he said.

Goku walked to the second floor. "Which are you going to do this time, the energy bomb, or the cherry bomb?" he asked.

"How'd you know what I said?" Vegeta asked.

"I stole Cir's webcam," Goku said. Famous last words. The carpet he was standing on exploded, but since he had powers, it left nothing on him except soot. "What was that about?"

"He tried to kill you," Vegeta said.

Ned was playing solitaire on the computer when he heard a knock on his office door. "Come on in," he said.

Vegeta walked in. "Hi, Ned? Could I borrow your box of cherry bombs?" he asked.

"In the cupboard," Ned said, and Vegeta took the box out of the open, unlocked cupboard labeled 'cherry bombs'.

"He really doesn't care," Goku said.

"I know," Vegeta said.

"And you do know you'll probably be fired for this?"

"Hey, I've blown up half the building and haven't been fired," Vegeta said.

"You were fired," Goku said. "You and me just went back in time and blamed it on Greg's nuc."

"Isn't that still down there?" Vegeta asked before Goku nodded.

Vegeta walked into the bathroom. He lit a cherry bomb and tried to open the stall. But it was locked. Vegeta looked at the fuse, and saw it was about to blow. Vegeta threw it over the door and ran back down to his post. The bomb missed a toilet and bounced out the bathroom door, down the stairs to Vegeta's floor and under his stool. It exploded when he sat down.

"Ouch!" he said, with his head jammed into the roof.

Vegeta tried again. He went for a different stall to find no toilet. "Why is there a stall with no toilet?" he asked out loud. The bomb exploded in his hand.

After many unsuccessful attempts, and after Vegeta stood there wondering about the toiletless stall while it blew in his hand, Vegeta was on his last bomb. "I hope this works," he said before throwing the bomb over a stall. He heard a splash, but the bomb was obviously floating. Vegeta burst down the door and quickly flushed it.

Avecon was about to painlessly escape, when every toilet in the building exploded. 'Damn that Vegeta...' he thought, although it was unknown how he knew it was him.

Vegeta snickered and walked to his post.

Goku was reading a magazine when denis the robber walked in again. "I thought you were coming at two?"

Denis shrugged. "I finished robbing Radio Shack earlier then expected, so I decided to come here," Denis replied.

"Okay," Goku said. "How much today?"

"How much do you got?"

"Well, we have 396 798 000 994 098dollars, and for this week only, we're giving out these free monkey keychains!" Goku said, dangling a set monkey keychains.

Denis "Oooooo!"-ed and said, "I'll take the keychains, who cares about all that money?" he said before taking them and running out the door.

Avecon slimed into Ned's office an hour later, where Goku, Ned and Vegeta were all somehow playing the same game of chess at once... with only two sides!

"Ah, Avecon's back!" Ned, who had earplugs and was facing the other way, said without looking.

"Yep," Vegeta said boredly before moving. "Go Kakarott."

Goku glared at Vegeta before moving. Then Ned moved. Then Vegeta. Then Goku. Then Ned. Then Avecon. Then Carrod. Then Goku. Then Goku. Then Dofkah. Then Vegeta. Then Goku. Then Vegeta. Then Ned. Then Denis. Then Vegeta. Then Elvis the turtle. Then Bulma. Then Goten. Then Trunks. Then Goku. Then Ned. Then Cir. Then Ned. Then Goku. Then Trunks.Then Tien. Then Piccolo. Then Goku. Then Elvis. Then Cabrak. Then the pizza delivery man. Then Vegeta. Then Denis. Then Goten. Then-

"Okay, this place is getting too crowded!" Ned declared. "Some people have to leave!"

"But we relocated to the moon after Cir got here," Goku said.

"And then the pieces floated into space after Piccolo got here," Cir said. "And you all began to sit around moving imaginay pieces!"

"How are we all breathing without space suits?" the delivery man asked. They all looked at each other then began floating to the space ship for oxygen, pushing each other out of the way while the smart ones (Piccolo, Vegeta, Cir, Carrod, Elvis, Trunks, Bulma and Dofkah) sat right there, since they were all wearing space suits anyway.

The next day, Goku was eating lunch when Ned walked down. "What is it?" Goku asked.

"I came down to get my lunch, what do you think?" Ned asked before grabbing his lunch then going back upstairs.

Well, the only advancement in this chapter was that Avecon escaped.

Vegeta: And we found out who was stupid.

Cir: That too. Review!