This is the second last chapter of the Strange Job 2. But remember, STRANGE JOB 3!

Vegeta: Do you enjoy torturing us?

Cir: Of course! You guys are going to be in other stories then Strange Jobs too.

Vegeta: I really hate you...

Cir: Then my work is done. Not the chapter work, though.

Goku: What happens in this chapter?

Cir: Time to find out...

Chapter Twenty:
Open Manhole

Vegeta and Goku were both impatient. Ned said that he'd tell who won the promotion infive days. "The star thing isn't working out, everytime someone gains a star, they lose three!" he had said.

Vegeta was so nervous that when someone asked where guitars were, he yelled: "DON'T YOU LOVE SCRAMBLED EGGS?"

The freaked out customer ran for his life. Gazu appeared on Vegeta's shoulder. "You've really done it this time dumb-dumb," it said. Vegeta punched him.

Goku wastaking outthe lunch that Vegeta had poisoned. He was about to eat it when he said, "I feel like I'm forgetting something." He went into the backroom and Ned walked in.

"Cool! A sandwich!" Ned ate it. He twitched violently and fell unconscience.

Goku walked back in and saw Ned on the ground, and that his sandwich was gone. "Serves him right for eating it," Goku said before going back into the backroom for no reason.

Vegeta started playing Tetris on his cell phone. He forgot that he had to stop it from reaching the top, and he stacked it up to the top. When it said GAME OVER, Vegeta threw it out the window where it hit Ned in the head. It knocked him into an open manhole where he was attacked by allagators.

"This won't end well," Vegeta said, knowing he was in major trouble.

Vegeta was flying to his home when Fee went in front of him with her army helicopter. "What do you want now?" Vegeta asked. "The woman is making spagetti tonight."

"I'm gonna bomb you," she said. Fee pressed the button that she thought was BOMB VEGETA, but it turned out to be SELF-DESTRUCT. It exploded in a big firey ball visible from space.

Fee did get a soft landing, by falling on Ned.

The next day, Ned hadn't come in, seeing as he had multiple bones broken. "This is a good thing," Vegeta said. "Now I can turned the basement into a hockey rink!"

He flooded the place and turned on the AC. "Now to wait." He waited there, looking at the unfrozen water for several minutes. Vegeta began stamping his foot impatiently.

Goku tapped him on the shoulder and Vegeta saw that it was snowing on the other floors. "The basement isn't connected to the AC," Goku said.

Avecon was slimming around when it started snowing. 'How is it snowing inside?' he wondered.

Goku and Vegeta were frozen solid. "This is ell yur fault!" Goku said through ice and clenched teeth.

Vegeta moved his eyes to look at Goku, seeing as he couldn't turn his head. "What do you men?"

"Ew anted to make a ice rink!"

"You waited unil it was snowin before elling e!"

"I old oo tree times!"

Vegeta used an energy beam to break out. "Did not!"

Goku broke out too. "Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too! I even won the $10 000 dollar prize on America's Funniest Home Videos from it!" Goku said. "Although everything else in the competition were all about pidgeons pooping on squirrels and inchworms..."

But the next AFV isn't until Friday!" Vegeta said. "So ha!"

"I used that time machine, remember?" Goku said. Vegeta shook his head andGoku turned to the author. "Do a flashback from the other Strange Job."

"With pleasure," Cir said.

Flashback:

Goku threw the carpets out the window on every floor. The first floor was okay, but floor fourteen was absolute havos (havoc and chaos combined).

He then went to buy new carpets. "That'll be 70 000 000 dollars and 82 cents," the clerk at the rug store said.

"WHAT!" Goku yelled. "I mean, okay, I'll be one second." In truth, it took two and a half years salary at Burger King before he came back (but he did have to get the queen's help to get most of it). "Alright, I'll buy it now."

"Uh, that clerk died eight months ago," the new clerk said.

"Well I still want twelve tons of rugs."

"We haven't sold rug in over a year, we're now a doorstop shop."

"Awww……"

He went on somewhere else and bought the rugs. Then he borrowed Bulma's untested time machine to try to go back. Goku opened the door to see the universe about to form. "Too far." He went to a time when everything had cars flying and tall buildings. "Too far."

He closed the door as Goten walked by.

Goku arrived in a time when everything was a barren wasteland and fire was everywhere. "Uh, is this the past or the future?" he asked out loud.

"Future," said a passing led pipe.

"Okay," he said as he closed it again. Goku arrived in the dinosaur time before he said, "Did that pipe just talk?"

Not flashback:

"Oh."

"See?" Goku asked, with a victorious smile on his face.

"If I kill you, they won't know I'm wrong!" Vegeta said before diving at Goku's throat. They began rolling around, trying to kill each other when Goku sacked him. Vegeta fell down the stairs onto the water, where he slid into a pile of flaming tires (Goku: How are they on fire? Cir: (shrugs)) and they toppled on him.

Goku flooded it completely and threw a fire estinguisher at the ventalation system, which was completely pointless, since all that did was lift the tires of Vegeta.

"What was that supposed to do?" Vegeta, who was treading water, asked.

Goku shrugged. "Felt like throwing something at a vent."

Vegeta flew at Goku who slammed the door in his face. Vegeta picked up the fire extinguisher and threw it at the door. It went through and missed Goku.

Ned walked in the front door, considerably happy until a fire extinguisher knocked out half his teeth and knocked him unconscience.

Vegeta and Goku ran to the roof to finish their fight. For some reason it started raining, Vegeta went to the ground with an army, and Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli appeared beside Goku. "This is creeping me out..."Goku said before flying to the moon, followed by Vegeta. Since the Two Towers characters had nothing to do, they started gambling.

Goku threw the moon at Vegeta, who threw it back. Goku caught it and threw it, causing Vegeta to again. Goku took out the world's largest baseball bat and hit the moon, where it flew into the sun.

Goku and Vegeta began punching at each other. Vegeta sacked Goku who bit back.

"No biting!" Vegeta snapped.

"This is a free for- stop using the same thing in every one of our fights!" Goku said to Cir, who made a comet hit him at a volcano.

Cir smirked when Vegeta started punching at him. Actually, he was doing more of a cat fight, but Cir walked away, leaving Vegeta to cat fight mid air.

Vegeta went down and saw Goku eating a hamburger at a restaurant. "What took so long?" he asked with a mouthfull.

"Fighting the author."

"More like mid air!" Cir said before ducking as a vase was hurdling toward his head.Goku walked outside, and began going home.Vegeta ran at Goku, but also fell in the open manhole.

Fee aimed a sniper at Vegeta in the manhole from the roof, but she slipped, and also fell in.

Goku was still walking, but in the backround he could hear, but not see:

"Uh-oh..."

"That's right, I'm down here!" There was an evil laugh.

"Now Vegeta, remember what all those anger managment classes were for..."

Goku heard a punch, then the rapid fire of a machine gun. Then another punch, and the sound of a chainsaw.

Ned woke up from being unconscience. "This was a weird day..." he said, though he was knocked out for half of it.

Goku was full, so he went straight to bed. The next morning was a Saturday, so Ned would announce the promotion on Monday. Vegeta and Fee were both unharmed from the battle, since Vegeta kept hitting the wall, and Fee was throwing her weapons at Vegeta, who they kept on missing.

And now there's one more chapter.

Vegeta: One more and the torture is temporarily over!

Goku: One more chapter until I can fulfil my dream of world domination!

Others: (raise an eyebrow)

Goku: Um... I mean... World Domination is a restaurant! Yeah, that's it...

Cir: Then how can you fulfil a restaurant? Review!