Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, IY, or HP. I do own my own original characters, whose names will be revealed in upcoming chapters. I don't own Rose either. HieiKuramaFan owns her.
Author's Note: Yusuke and Hiei are no longer going to be paired. You'll see why later. Sorry for anybody that was looking forward to that pairing. Bold words are words that are emphasized. Italics are thoughts.
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Chapter 3
As InuYasha charged at Hiei, a black-haired female in a modern-day Japanese school uniform yelled "Osuwari!" InuYasha skidded to a halt face-first at Hiei's feet, a small trench in the ground behind him. Everyone was silent, until a monk from behind the girl cleared his throat. At the sound, Yusuke started laughing, and a small demon on the girl's shoulder joined in. Kurama began to chuckle, as did Hiei, much to the surprise of the other two Tantei.
No one had noticed the monk walk past the girl, who was now frantically apologizing to InuYasha, to stand in front of Kurama. At least, not until he grabbed Kurama's hand and asked:
"Excuse me Miss, but would you be so kind as to bear my child?"
Two hands and a foot swung through the air to whack him. One of the hands, belonging to a different female, this one with dark brown hair, hit the monk hard on his left cheek. The other hand, a fist, actually, belonging to InuYasha, hit him on top of the head, and the foot, Hiei's to be precise, kicked him in the stomach. The monk fell to the ground, clutching his midriff, while a lump formed on his head, and a red handprint appeared on his cheek.
Kurama stared at Hiei and InuYasha, who were both fuming. He was flattered that they had both reacted that way, although, what Hiei had done didn't surprise him as much as InuYasha's reaction. Before Kurama could thank them though, the girl with brown hair turned to face him.
"I'm sorry for the monk's reaction. He's always saying stuff like that to people," she said.
"Even to men?" asked Kurama, raising an eyebrow.
Everyone but Hiei and Yusuke stared at Kurama, mouths agape.
"Let's start over. I'm Kurama, a male youko trapped in a 16-year-old human body. My human name is Shuichi," explained the redhead.
He jabbed a thumb over his shoulder. "That's Yusuke Urameshi, a 15-year-old human. He's the Rekai Tantei of our world. He's also the leader of Team Urameshi."
Kurama then pointed at the fire youkai standing in front of him. "And this little bundle of joy here is Hiei." Hiei glared up at him. "He's a demon, as you may have guessed InuYasha, by his scent."
"Who the hell are you, and how do you know my name!" yelled the hanyou.
"I believe Kurama just explained who we are, baka," retorted Hiei.
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I –"
"Calm down, InuYasha," said the black-haired girl. "Hi. My name's Kagome Higurashi, and I too am a 15-year-old human. It's nice to meet you."
"Kagome Higurashi…sounds familiar," said Yusuke. He pondered it for a while. "Oh, I know you!" he said after a few minutes. "Your that girl that's always out sick! You go to a different school, but everyone at Sarayashiki Junior High knows who you are. The girls at my school talk about you all the time."
A sweatdrop formed on Kagome's head. "Maybe I should go to school more often." She thought.
"I'm Sango," said the brown-haired girl. "I'm a Taijiya, and my weapon is a Hiraikotsu. I come from the Taijiya no Sato, the Demon-killer village. Oh, and I watch over this lecherous monk, to make sure he doesn't scare off every village woman he meets," added Sango, pointing down to where the monk lay.
But the monk was gone.
"Hey, where'd Miroku go?" asked the small demon on Kagome's shoulder.
InuYasha pointed to a tree, saying, "Over there."
Everyone turned and the small demon jumped down from Kagome's shoulder. Walking over to the monk, the demon asked, "Miroku, what's wrong?"
"Shippou, it's horrible…I…I can't believe I…"said Miroku. After that, he refused to say a word.
"I wonder what's gotten into him," said Sango.
"Could it even possibly have anything to do with the fact that the stupid monk just tried to court a man?" said a voice from above.
Yusuke froze. "I'd know that voice anywhere," he said.
Everyone turned around to see who had spoken.
Up in a tree directly behind Yusuke, sat a black-haired kitsune. Her fox ears twitched when Yusuke yelled, "Rose! What are you doing here? How did you ge-"
But Yusuke was silenced in mid-word, for the youko, Rose, had leaped gracefully from the branch and kissed him. Yusuke was startled, but he soon recovered, leaning back into the kiss. They had to pull away eventually, desperate for oxygen. When Yusuke's breathing had returned to normal, he said,
"Rose, I…"
Rose smiled sweetly, but it was a poisonous sweet.
"I don't like that-" began Yusuke, before he was once again cut off, this time by a hand meeting his cheek. He flew through the air, crashing hard against the back of a nearby tree. He landed on the ground, his legs giving out beneath him. His body crumpled into a heap, and he lay there, not moving.
Everyone but Kurama, Hiei, and Rose stared at Yusuke's motionless body, shocked that his apparent lover – girlfriend if nothing else – had done such a thing.
"Really, Rose. Did you have to hit him that hard?" asked Kurama, a slightly exasperated tone to his voice, accompanied with a sweatdrop.
"Well, I for one found it quite amusing. About time the Detective got what he deserves," commented Hiei, crossing his arms smugly and smirking.
"Are you two done? I have a few things I want to ask this idiot," said Rose.
The two demons nodded, backing up.
Rose took a deep breath. She let it out slowly, giving Kurama and Hiei more time to move away.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN FEUDAL JAPAN, OF ALL PLACES! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT I'VE EVER MET! YOU DUMBA-"
"Geez, Rose!" laughed Yusuke, standing up and rubbing his cheek, which was now almost the same shade as Hiei's eyes. "You pack quite a punch! That rivaled even Keiko's slap! Ow! Man, this is gonna smart for a while…"
Rose's expression relaxed into a smile, and she laughed. She sprinted the short distance between them and latched her arms around his neck, throwing herself into a kiss. They fell to the ground in a mass of limbs and laughter.
By now the InuYasha gang all had identical looks of shock, confusion, and amusement, accompanied with large sweatdrops.
Miroku was the first of the group to recover. He used the distraction of Yusuke and Rose wrestling playfully on the ground to his advantage. He inched closer to Sango, until he was close enough to touch her, which is precisely what he intended to do. He reached his hand out and ran it up and down her ass, receiving a hard, well-deserved smack across the face.
"You pervert!" screamed the Taijiya.
The sound snapped InuYasha, Kagome and Shippou back to their senses.
"Uh, Kagome, what's going on here?" asked Shippou, looking very confused.
"Y'know what Shippou-chan, I'm not sure. I think we just made some new friends, and very odd ones at that."
"We don't need anymore 'friends.'" said InuYasha, glaring at the Rekai.
"Well get used to us, because you'll be with us for a while. Possibly years, if Koenma has his way." Replied Kurama, his emerald eyes fixed on Yusuke and Rose, who were still wrestling. "It seems this is turning out to be an actual wrestling match." He added, pointing at the pair on the ground.
"What in the seven hells is wrestling!" asked InuYasha, perplexed by this unfamiliar term.
"Well, lets get away from here, to someplace quieter, then I'll explain everything you need or want to know." Said Kurama, walking into the trees. InuYasha followed him, his head down in an attempted to hide his blush. Hiei glared at their retreating backs until they were out of sight.
"Hmpf. Bakas." Was all he said before he leaped into a tree and began following them.
End of Chapter 3
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