This is DarkAngel,
Fireone 233 did not write this fic or the other Fantasy News episode I did!
And I don't own any of the Final Fantasy games.
Fantasy News Episode 2
Zidane) Hi I'm back with the news at 11 ! So what else is new ?
Lets start of with a word from our sponsor.
Guy1.I'm gellin you gellin?
Guy2. I'm gellin like a felon.
Zell3. I'm Zell gellin!
All: oooooohh!
Zell: By foot gell it's gellin!
Zidane) Now back to the news. Our researchers have finaly discovered the gender of Kuja! It turns our that Kuja is a-
Kuja) We interupt this program to say that Zidane is a peeping prying snooping monkey fart! (Sticks out tongue) Nyaah!!!Urgh! Now back to the news.
Zidane)(Doesn't know he was cut off) and that's how we figured it out!
Kuja) Now they will never know! Mwahahahahahah-hack! Hack!
Zidane) Mini markers and mechanical crayons are the newest back to school fads! Buy them or your friends will kill you! Squeaky pant are cool , but squeaky underwear is not! Don't buy squeaky underwear or your friends will kill you! We have also just found out that Jennifer Lopez is really a robot! Creepy! We have reports that yesterday Selphie Tillmit rode the fair train back and forth ten times! Talk about weird. (Suddenly the phone on the desk rang)
Selphie) Trains aren't weird ! There fun!!! ( Then imedeitly hangs up the phone)
Zidane) Well that was quite a phone call. ( Sarcasim) In the world of baseball the Losers lost to the Winners how exciting!!! Now for a word from our sponsors!
Guy1. Do you need new armor? You do? Then we got the right place for you! Call Sir-rust-alots - armor shop at 1-800-Si-
Steiner) That's not funny!! (Chases Guy1. Into the sunset.)
Zidane) That wasn't much or a helpful comercial. Well that's the news tune in next time this is Zidane signing off!
DarkAngel ) Hope you liked it ! Please send reviews!
Fantasy News Episode 2
Zidane) Hi I'm back with the news at 11 ! So what else is new ?
Lets start of with a word from our sponsor.
Guy1.I'm gellin you gellin?
Guy2. I'm gellin like a felon.
Zell3. I'm Zell gellin!
All: oooooohh!
Zell: By foot gell it's gellin!
Zidane) Now back to the news. Our researchers have finaly discovered the gender of Kuja! It turns our that Kuja is a-
Kuja) We interupt this program to say that Zidane is a peeping prying snooping monkey fart! (Sticks out tongue) Nyaah!!!Urgh! Now back to the news.
Zidane)(Doesn't know he was cut off) and that's how we figured it out!
Kuja) Now they will never know! Mwahahahahahah-hack! Hack!
Zidane) Mini markers and mechanical crayons are the newest back to school fads! Buy them or your friends will kill you! Squeaky pant are cool , but squeaky underwear is not! Don't buy squeaky underwear or your friends will kill you! We have also just found out that Jennifer Lopez is really a robot! Creepy! We have reports that yesterday Selphie Tillmit rode the fair train back and forth ten times! Talk about weird. (Suddenly the phone on the desk rang)
Selphie) Trains aren't weird ! There fun!!! ( Then imedeitly hangs up the phone)
Zidane) Well that was quite a phone call. ( Sarcasim) In the world of baseball the Losers lost to the Winners how exciting!!! Now for a word from our sponsors!
Guy1. Do you need new armor? You do? Then we got the right place for you! Call Sir-rust-alots - armor shop at 1-800-Si-
Steiner) That's not funny!! (Chases Guy1. Into the sunset.)
Zidane) That wasn't much or a helpful comercial. Well that's the news tune in next time this is Zidane signing off!
DarkAngel ) Hope you liked it ! Please send reviews!