Fantasy News Episode 3
(DarkAngel) Sorry that I have took so long to write this I've just been really busy! Now for the News.
(Zidane) High I'm back with the news! I'm here enterviewing Irvine!
(Irvine) Oh are we on the air?!?!?
(Zidane) Why yes we are.(kicks Irvine in the leg)
(Irvine) OWW! YOU BI-
Beep!
This is the swear word alarm system.There will be no swearing in this fic.
(Zidane) That was sudden....You readers who are reading this right now remember in episode 1 if you read it that I made a confession of dancing around in a thong right?!?!?.... Well now Irvine has a confession to make!
(Irvine) I do???
(Sidane) (not listening) Irvine knitts!!!
(Irvine) I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Irvine)(grabs mike out of Zidanes hand throughs at camera)
(Little rainbow stripes are seen on the screen) Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
(Unknown persons voice) We are sorry we are having technical dificultys please wait.
TWO HOURS LATER
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
(Unknown voice) Now back to your normaly scheduled program.
(Zidane + Irvine)(both asleep in news room.
(Irvine) Snorr.
(Zidane) Wake up!
(Irvine) SNORT! What?
(Zidane) We're back on!
(Irvine) Oh..
(Zidane) Now back to our enterview! Irvine how many dates have you gone on? And who were they? Did you like them?
(Irvine) My first date was with Selphie Tillmit. She was pretty hyper,but that's why I liked her. Then I dated a girl named Rowi. I met her at Balam garden.
(Zidane) (Wispers) Wherever that is ..
(Zidane) Who did you like more?
(Irvine) I'd have to say Selphie!!
(Rowi) (Dashes into the news room Takes off Irvines hat. Camera shows Irvines head all blurry) Look everyone Irvine's head is bald!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! (Runs out of news room)
(Irvine puts his hat back on. The camera shows his head not blurry anymore)
(Zidane) I see why you don't like her as much.
(Irvine) She brings back bad memories..
(Rowi) (Comes back in room) I object!!!!!!!!!!!!(Runs back out of room)
(Zidane) Thanks for leting us enterview you Irvine!
(Irvine) Your welcome.
(Zidane) And now for a word from our sponsors!
(Portal upears in the room) Goku comes flying out.
(Goku) Hey whered Majin Buu go?(sees Irvine + Zidane stairing at him) (Irvine) Whoa! Where'd you get those guns!!!!!
(Goku) I don't have any guns!
(Irvine) Not guns dimwad! Where'd you get thoughs muciles!?!?
(Goku) Um...Internet?
(Zidane) You're a cartoon you didn't get them from the internet your not real!
(Goku) Nether are you!
(Zidane) How'd you get in here anyways?
(Goku) Portal?
(Zidane) Go back to your own world!(pushed Goku back into the portal)(Portal closes)
(Zidane) I guess that replaced the comercial! It wasn't really news today was it? Oh well this is Zidane signing off!
(DarkAngel) I hope you liked it! Please send reviews!
(DarkAngel) Sorry that I have took so long to write this I've just been really busy! Now for the News.
(Zidane) High I'm back with the news! I'm here enterviewing Irvine!
(Irvine) Oh are we on the air?!?!?
(Zidane) Why yes we are.(kicks Irvine in the leg)
(Irvine) OWW! YOU BI-
Beep!
This is the swear word alarm system.There will be no swearing in this fic.
(Zidane) That was sudden....You readers who are reading this right now remember in episode 1 if you read it that I made a confession of dancing around in a thong right?!?!?.... Well now Irvine has a confession to make!
(Irvine) I do???
(Sidane) (not listening) Irvine knitts!!!
(Irvine) I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Irvine)(grabs mike out of Zidanes hand throughs at camera)
(Little rainbow stripes are seen on the screen) Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
(Unknown persons voice) We are sorry we are having technical dificultys please wait.
TWO HOURS LATER
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
(Unknown voice) Now back to your normaly scheduled program.
(Zidane + Irvine)(both asleep in news room.
(Irvine) Snorr.
(Zidane) Wake up!
(Irvine) SNORT! What?
(Zidane) We're back on!
(Irvine) Oh..
(Zidane) Now back to our enterview! Irvine how many dates have you gone on? And who were they? Did you like them?
(Irvine) My first date was with Selphie Tillmit. She was pretty hyper,but that's why I liked her. Then I dated a girl named Rowi. I met her at Balam garden.
(Zidane) (Wispers) Wherever that is ..
(Zidane) Who did you like more?
(Irvine) I'd have to say Selphie!!
(Rowi) (Dashes into the news room Takes off Irvines hat. Camera shows Irvines head all blurry) Look everyone Irvine's head is bald!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! (Runs out of news room)
(Irvine puts his hat back on. The camera shows his head not blurry anymore)
(Zidane) I see why you don't like her as much.
(Irvine) She brings back bad memories..
(Rowi) (Comes back in room) I object!!!!!!!!!!!!(Runs back out of room)
(Zidane) Thanks for leting us enterview you Irvine!
(Irvine) Your welcome.
(Zidane) And now for a word from our sponsors!
(Portal upears in the room) Goku comes flying out.
(Goku) Hey whered Majin Buu go?(sees Irvine + Zidane stairing at him) (Irvine) Whoa! Where'd you get those guns!!!!!
(Goku) I don't have any guns!
(Irvine) Not guns dimwad! Where'd you get thoughs muciles!?!?
(Goku) Um...Internet?
(Zidane) You're a cartoon you didn't get them from the internet your not real!
(Goku) Nether are you!
(Zidane) How'd you get in here anyways?
(Goku) Portal?
(Zidane) Go back to your own world!(pushed Goku back into the portal)(Portal closes)
(Zidane) I guess that replaced the comercial! It wasn't really news today was it? Oh well this is Zidane signing off!
(DarkAngel) I hope you liked it! Please send reviews!