Fantasy News Episode 4
(DarkAngel) I do not own Final Fantasy 9 or Final Fantasy 8. Enjoy the show!!!
(Zidane) Hi it's me your favorite character from Final Fantasy 9 with the News! Today we are going to have a short interview with Rowi!
(Rowi walks into news room and sits in a chair by Zidane's desk)
(Zidane) Rowi what are your Hobbies?
(Rowi) Mostly drawing and reading Anime comics like Shonen Jump.
(Zidane) Interesting, and what is your favorite character from Final Fantasy 9?
(Rowi) You of course! ( Runs over and gives Zidane a big kiss on the cheek)( Zidane falls over dead.)
(Rowi) AHHHHH!!! I KILLED HIM!!!!! SOMBODY HELP! GET A PHENIOX DOWN! (Garnet runs in and gives Zidane a big fat kiss on the mouth)
( Zidane ) I'm alive!!!!!
(Heavenly angels from above) HAH LELUYA HAH LELUYA HAH LEYLUYA!!!!!!!!!
(Zidane) Will somone shut those angels up!!
(Rowi) SHUT UP YOU ANGELS UP THERE!!!!!!!!
(Angels) Fine!
(Zidane) Ok that's enough interview from Rowi.
(Rowi) But I'm not done yet!!!!
(Zidane) SECURITY!!!!!!!
(Rowi runs out of the room)
(Zidane) Now for a word from our sponsors!
(Rowi) HI! Buy love potion it will make anybody who drinks it fall in love with you. (Rowi puts some love potion in a drink and gives it to Irvine)
(Irvine) (Chases Rowi around the room) I love you Rowi! I love you Rowi! I love you Rowi!!!!
(Rowi) Works like a charm!
(Zidane) I didn't know she was a sponsor? Oh well... And now we have a special guest appearance by Squall!
Squall) Hi.
Zidane) So I heard you and Rinoa are getting married in two weeds?
(Squall) Yeah that's right.
(Zidane) So what kind of underwear dose she wear?
(Squall) I'm not answering that question!
(Zidane) @#%!@#$##@{|#@!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kuja) Happy Halloween!!!!!(Pulls at face and takes off mask what appears to be Kuja is really Garnet!!!)
(Zidane) (Stairs at Garnet then faints) THUMP!)
(Garnet) Sorry to freak you out! Zidane is unconscious so I will sign off for him. This is Garnet signing off!
DarkAngel) Hope it scared ya!!! Please send reviews!!!!!!
(DarkAngel) I do not own Final Fantasy 9 or Final Fantasy 8. Enjoy the show!!!
(Zidane) Hi it's me your favorite character from Final Fantasy 9 with the News! Today we are going to have a short interview with Rowi!
(Rowi walks into news room and sits in a chair by Zidane's desk)
(Zidane) Rowi what are your Hobbies?
(Rowi) Mostly drawing and reading Anime comics like Shonen Jump.
(Zidane) Interesting, and what is your favorite character from Final Fantasy 9?
(Rowi) You of course! ( Runs over and gives Zidane a big kiss on the cheek)( Zidane falls over dead.)
(Rowi) AHHHHH!!! I KILLED HIM!!!!! SOMBODY HELP! GET A PHENIOX DOWN! (Garnet runs in and gives Zidane a big fat kiss on the mouth)
( Zidane ) I'm alive!!!!!
(Heavenly angels from above) HAH LELUYA HAH LELUYA HAH LEYLUYA!!!!!!!!!
(Zidane) Will somone shut those angels up!!
(Rowi) SHUT UP YOU ANGELS UP THERE!!!!!!!!
(Angels) Fine!
(Zidane) Ok that's enough interview from Rowi.
(Rowi) But I'm not done yet!!!!
(Zidane) SECURITY!!!!!!!
(Rowi runs out of the room)
(Zidane) Now for a word from our sponsors!
(Rowi) HI! Buy love potion it will make anybody who drinks it fall in love with you. (Rowi puts some love potion in a drink and gives it to Irvine)
(Irvine) (Chases Rowi around the room) I love you Rowi! I love you Rowi! I love you Rowi!!!!
(Rowi) Works like a charm!
(Zidane) I didn't know she was a sponsor? Oh well... And now we have a special guest appearance by Squall!
Squall) Hi.
Zidane) So I heard you and Rinoa are getting married in two weeds?
(Squall) Yeah that's right.
(Zidane) So what kind of underwear dose she wear?
(Squall) I'm not answering that question!
(Zidane) @#%!@#$##@{|#@!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kuja) Happy Halloween!!!!!(Pulls at face and takes off mask what appears to be Kuja is really Garnet!!!)
(Zidane) (Stairs at Garnet then faints) THUMP!)
(Garnet) Sorry to freak you out! Zidane is unconscious so I will sign off for him. This is Garnet signing off!
DarkAngel) Hope it scared ya!!! Please send reviews!!!!!!