Oh sod it, I'm gonna update at least twice a week, I have too much free time on my hands, hope you guys can keep up with me : P

Warnings; May contain swearing and hinting of Yaoi, don't like? Don't read!

Pairings: KaixRay, SetoxJoey, YamixYugi, TrunksxGoten.

Disclaimer; I do NOT own DBZ, Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Beyblade or any... surely you get the idea by now?

-'thoughts'

Sorry if I offend any readers who are Irish. And there will be explanations about Nicole in later chappies.

I think Abiou might just be a nickname Yami gives Yugi. But if anyone knows otherwise, please let me know!

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Chapter 4; From Ireland with love.

In the auditorium...

"I never knew Yami could ballet." said Solomon "Did you Téa?"

"Of course I knew Grandpa; I'm the one that taught him." Téa grinned.

"Yumcha and the guys are next, I wonder what they're gonna do?" hissed Goten to whoever would listen.

"All I know is that they wrote a song about Goku. And knowing Yamcha he's probably cussing him."

Goten was about to say something when Nicole's voice echoed over the system.

"Ladies and Gents, next act is courtesy of Tien, Krillin and Yamcha who will be entertaining you in the theme of the Ol' Emerald Isle." she tried doing an Irish accent and not quite pulling it off. "Er...Anyway, Krillin, Yamcha and Tien!"

"WHAT are they wearing!" snorted Kaiba.

"Looks like leprechaun suits." laughed Duke, "And I thought the dog costume I made Joey wear was funny!"

Kaiba's blood boiled, he remembered seeing that when it was broadcasted and he fired four people on the spot just because he was mad.

Tien, Krillin and Yamcha were Irish dancing to the music Kenny had put on and they seemed pretty good.

"Top o' the evenin' to ya all!" said Yamcha into his microphone headset. "We'd thought we'd sing a song about our dear friend Goku, who I hope waits 'til we get off stage before he kills us." he added with a grin while they were still hopping and skipping centre stage.

"The Goku Irish Drinking Song!" Tien and Krillin cried.

All: OH!

Krillin: His first name is Goku,
Yamcha: His last name is Son,
Tien: He's stronger than Superman,
Yamcha: He's purer than a nun! NOT!
Krillin: He can fight better
Tien: Than any other man could,
Yamcha: But though he's a great fighter,
All: You won't catch him in the hood! OH!

"Dad is so going to kill them!" laughed Goten, gripping onto Trunk's arm and not aware the lavender haired teen was blushing.

Tien: His kids' name is Goten
Krillin: His Granddaughter's name is Pan
Tien: But try to hurt them
Yamcha: And he'll kick you in the can.
Tien: His wife's name is Chi-Chi.
Yamcha: She gets stressed a lot.
Krillin: But don't say that to their faces
Yamcha: Or out of you they'll beat the snot!

"And your mother by the sound of things, I'm glad she's not here." Trunks added, grinning at the show in front of him.

All: OH!
Krillin: He can go Super Saiyan, 1, 2 or 3!
Tien: Any time he wants to,
Yamcha: So he can beat up you or me!

Krillin: Oh, he is amazing
Tien: And he's a "tough box",
Krillin: But when it comes to intelligence,
Yamcha: He's dumber than an ox!

Backstage, behind Mokuba, Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and Piccolo were watching along with some of the others. Vegeta was trying not to laugh and Goku was pouting, his arms crossed over his chest.

All: OH!
Krillin: He's a really cool guy,
Tien: And a nice one too
Krillin: He really is a good friend,
Yamcha: Though he has a low I.Q.!
Tien: But don't ever cross him,
Krillin: Don't ever do it at all,
Yamcha: 'Cause if you ever do,
All: He'll kick you in the dragon balls!

The whole auditorium was killing themselves laughing, Vegeta was on his stomach backstage, pounding and kicking the floor in his laughter. Goku sighed and chuckled along with the others, scratching the back of his head with one hand. Piccolo had sweat dropped and Gohan was shaking his head and grinning. The girl named Yamuna had watched as well and she wasn't impressed.

"Oh lord. And you're going to let them get away with that Goku?" asked Mokuba, as he watched the trio in green dance off to Nicole's end of the stage, he didn't blame them.

"For now I am, but next time I spar with them, I'll beat the living shit out of them. Vegeta, you can stop laughing now."

"Now that's comedy." Vegeta was wiping away a tear or two and clutching his ribs.

"Nicole said could you lot shut up? She can hear you from the other side of the stage." Mokuba hissed. Goku dragged Vegeta back to their dressing room before he did something to Mokuba that even the Dragonballs couldn't fix. "Are you alright?" he asked Yamuna.

"Fine, thought I saw someone I knew." she replied angrily and walked off. Mokuba shrugged.

"Ladies and Gents, please bear with us while the next act sets up, thank you for your patience." Nicole's voice came over the auditorium sound system again.

"Er...Goten?" said Trunks slowly as the chattering picked up among the spectators. He had just realised Goten was still clinging to his arm, even though he didn't seem to mind. "Is there anything... you know, you wanna tell me?" he asked his best friend.

Goten looked up into his best friend's crystal blue pools, he saw concern reside there, and something else lurking in those ocean depths. He felt his cheeks heat. "I-I..." he stopped and let go of Trunks' arm, he couldn't say what had been bugging him for all his teenage years.

'Kami! Fighting Majin Buu was a walk in the park compared to this!'

Trunks sensed his friend's frustration. "Goten? Whatever it is I'm sure you can tell me." he wrapped his now free arm around Goten's shoulders.

Goten buried his face into his crush's shirt and breathed in the clean masculine scent, mingled with Lavender and washing powder, taking his mind into a state of calm.

Trunks felt something click together in the back of his mind. He had been so blinded to what his father would think, that he never thought about anything his friend would be thinking. He smiled and whispered to his friend.

"Goten, I just want you to know, I love you too."

Goten looked up into those eyes again, the something earlier was obvious now... love. Without a second thought he closed his eyes and brought his lips up to Trunks'.

Kaiba was about to say something when a red-head on their left beat him to it.

"Excuse me, but some of us are trying to watch the show."

"Sorry." Trunks laughed as their kiss ended and Nicole came to centre stage in front of the curtain, he and Goten only had one more obstacle...

And that was in the form of their fathers...

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Me (NKingy); yawns I hope it's ok, I was kinda up early, feeding the animals so I thought I'd post this chappie, I have too much free time.

Pip the Meerkat; pops up to the side My breakfast is cold!

Me; It was fruit! It's supposed to be cold. --'' Kendra isn't complaining... and don't you dare bite my lip again.
brandishes a mallet

Pip the Meerkat; Oh O.o runs back to cage

Anyways...

Thank you -TomTwins13, SweetKatie97, ksarap I'm glad you people are enjoying this! I'm so happy. : P