Kurama's Koochi-q: Hey everybody! I'm back and I have a new chapter! Woot woot! First of all, I would like to thank all of my wonderful reviewers: Kurama-san92, Animoon, and Ashen Rose Shadow! Thank you guys so much! There will be a lot of OOCness in this chapter but that is what makes it funny! There will also be some character bashing but it's all just for fun! Enjoy the story!
Disclaimer: Kurama's Koochi-q does not own YYH or Wheel of Fortune.
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Yu Yu Wheel of Fortune Chapter 2!
Announcer: Hello! It's time for Wheel of Fortune! With your host Pat Sajak and Vanna White!
Audience Member 156: Don't you mean Kurama and Botan?
Announcer: Huh? Oh yeah… I mean your host Kurama and your hostess Botan! Sorry about that!
Audience: #sweat drops#
#Botan and Kurama walk on stage#
Botan: #whispers to Kurama# we really need to get another announcer.
Kurama: #nods in agreement#
Botan: Hello and welcome to Wheel of Fortune! I'm your hostess BOTAN!
Kurama: And I'm your host KURAMA!
Announcer: I said I was sorry! Sheesh!
Botan & Kurama: #sweat drops# Anyways…
Kurama: This is our second show, and we are hoping that it will go better than the last. #shudders thinking about the last show#
Botan: Today we have new contestants! In fact, we don't even know who they are!
Audience: What?
Kurama: What she means is that we have surprise contestants today! Their identities are a mystery even to us!
Audience: Ohhh…
Botan: OKAY! Let's pull back that curtain and reveal our new contestants!
#The curtain moves revealing Yusuke and Keiko making out!#
Yusuke & Keiko: Ahhh! #jump apart blushing#
Everyone: O.O
Botan: I thought you two WEREN'T dating? #gives them a mischievous smile# Tsk tsk tsk, lying to your friends.
Keiko: Ummm… you see… the thing is… uhhh…
Keiko & Yusuke: #look at each other then the audience# BYE! #run off in different directions#
Everyone: #sweat drop# Right…
Kurama: Well #clears his throat# that was a surprise. Well let's see behind the real curtain who our real contestants are!
Botan: #thinking# next thing you know we'll see Yukina and Kuwabara making out behind the curtain. #sweat drops#
Hiei: #talking to Botan telepathically# don't even think that baka onna or you'll be six feet under before you know what killed you.
Botan: #thinking# Meep! Okay Hiei…
Kurama: Botan are you okay? You have a worried expression on your face.
Botan: #panics# it's nothing! It's nothing! Really! Hehehe…
Kurama: Okay Botan… #sweat drops# if you say so…
#The real curtain raises revealing the contestants: George the Ogre, Yukina, and Karasu#
Karasu: Hi Kurama! #waves and blows Kurama a kiss#
Kurama: No. No! NO! I killed you! I KILLED YOU! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! #has a panic attack and passes out#
Botan: Well #sweat drops# since Kurama is out of commission, we'll take a short break and be right back! Stay tuned! #starts to shake Kurama so he'll wake up#
COMMERCIALS
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END OF COMMERCIALS
Botan: Welcome back to Wheel of Fortune! Hopefully Kurama will be feeling better for the rest of the show!
Kurama: I will of someone will keep his comments to himself!
Karasu: Awww Kura-kun, stop playing hard to get!
Everyone: #sweat drops and shudders#
Botan: Hey I have an idea! How about I interview the contestants and Kurama can go to the Fan Sections!
Kurama: Great idea Botan! I'll head on over to the Fan Sections right now! #makes a mad dash away from Karasu#
Karasu: Don't leave me my love! #attempts to go after Kurama#
THWACK!
Botan: Well #puts away her oar# we can start interviewing the contestants! smiles happily#
Karasu: #groans and lays on the ground KO'd#
Botan: First, in the Red Box we have George the Ogre! He, like myself, if an assistant of Koenma-sama! He's Koenama-sama's right had man, errr… ogre! Anything you want to tell the audience George?
George: Ummm… uhhh… errr… hi?
Botan: That's great! On to you Kurama! #pats George on the back and tells him to relax#
Karasu: #wakes up# KURAMA! Where's Kurama? #looks around quickly#
THWACK! THWACK!
Botan: #puts her oar away again# And stay down! Ummm, hehehe… sorry about that!
Kurama: Okay… I'm here in the George Fan Section which consists of Koenma, George's mother, and all of George's fellow ogres that work for Koenma. Let's talk to his mother first. #walks over to George's mom# Anything you want to tell George uhhh... George's mom? #sweat drops#
George's Mom: Do your best Georgie Porgie Pudding Pie!
Other Ogres: #start snickering#
George: Mom! I'm an adult remember!
George's Mom: Oh I know, and one more thing. #glares at George# when did you learn kung fu? You're in big trouble little mister!
Other Ogres: Ooooo! George is in trouble! Ooooo!
George: #starts to sweat# okay Mom T.T'''
(A/N: Supposedly there was a line on the anime where George says, "My name is George. I am blue. Don't tell my mom, but I know kung fu!" I really have no idea if this is true. Shugar- chan told me! If this is not true, then it's all her fault!)
Kurama: Next we have Koenma. What do you want to tell George?
Koenma: Ogre! You had better not embarrass me like Yusuke did or you'll receive 10,000 spankings! Is that understood?
George: #salutes Koenma# yes sir Koenma-sama sir! #thinking# why did I even agree to be on this show?
Kurama: Lastly, let's talk to one of George's fellow ogres. #walks up to a red ogre# what do you want to tell him?
Red Ogre: You can do it Georgie Porgie!
Ogres: #start laughing#
George: Why me! Why always me! T.T'''
Botan: Well, next we have Yukina-chan in the Blue Box!
Some Idiot in the Yukina Fan Section: I LOVE YOU YUKINA!
Someone Else in the Yukina Fan Section: Silence baka.
#A large thud is heard and muttering#
Botan: Anyhoo… Yukina is an ice apparition and is looking for her long lost brother. If you find him please tell Yukina!
Yukina: Thank you Botan-chan.
Botan: You're welcome!
Hiei: #talking to Botan telepathically# watch it onna or you'll be the one being guided to Spirit World.
Botan: #thinking# whatever you say Hiei… #shivers#
Yukina: Are you alright Botan-chan?
Botan: YES! YES! YES! You betcha! See. #gives a big scary smile#
Yukina: Okay…
Botan: Let's move on to you Kurama! #sweat drops#
Kurama: I'm here in the Yukina Fan Section which consists of all out friends. I see Yusuke, Keiko, Shizuru, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Genkai. And I also see what looks like the remains of… #looks closer# Yukina's fan boys? Ummm, let's not show that on camera okay? #sweat drops#
Botan & Yukina: WHAT?
Botan: How did this happen? Oh darn it there goes our ratings and more people for me to bring to Spirit World! This is a double whammy. T.T'
Yukina: Those poor people. Who would do such a thing?
Kurama: Who indeed. #looks at Hiei#
Hiei: Hn.
Botan: Yesa real mystery indeed. #glares at Hiei for the double whammy he caused her#
Hiei: Hn. #a stress mark appears on his head#
Yusuke: Yeah we might have to get Sherlock Holmes for this case. #smirks at Hiei#
Hiei: #more stress marks appear and he let's out a low growl#
Kuwabara: Yeah I might…
THWACK!
Hiei: #sheathes his katana# Baka doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut.
Yusuke: Whoa! That's the most Hiei has ever said at one time! It's a miracle! This is too good to be true!
Hiei: Hn.
Keiko: That was short lived…
Shizuru: No kidding. #lights a cigarette#
Botan: Please Shizuru no smoking during the show! You'll set off the…
#The sprinklers turn on#
Botan: …sprinklers. #sweat drops#
Karasu: #wakes up# NOOO! My hair! My beautiful hair! It's, it's WET! T.T
Botan: Geez calm down it's only water.
Karasu: #glares at Botan# Obviously you, with inferior hair, do not understand the hours it takes for those with superior hair, like myself and the beautiful Kurama, to make their hair perfect. It's obvious that all you do is dye your hair unnatural colors! Hmph!
Botan: #glares at Karasu and starts to tremble violently#
Kurama: Uh oh… everyone duck and cover, run, just get out of the way! #hides behind a seat in the Yukina Fan Section#
Yukina & George: #hide behind their contestant's booths#
Audience: #hides under their seats#
Karasu: #sweat drops#
Botan: DIE! #pulls out her Steel Oar of Death#
Karasu: Uh oh, déjà vu…
Botan: #lets out a scary battle cry and rushes at Karasu#
BEEP
#The Technicolor screen appears on the screen# Voice: We're sorry. The show you are watch is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by. #A picture of Koenma appears on screen#
5 MINUTES LATER
#The show is back on and everything is completely destroyed.#
Botan: #pants and wipes her forehead# Ahhh, anger management at work!
Audience: #groans and sweat drops#
Karasu: #not moving and he has a few hundred broken bones and is covered with bruises# XoX
Yukina: #peeks her head over her contestant's booth# Ummm Botan are you okay?
Botan: Yes I feel much better! #smiles#
Kurama: Well... that's all we have time for this show! We'll finish up the game next time! I'm Kurama!
Botan: And I'm Botan!
Botan & Kurama: See you next time!
TO BE CONTINUED
Kurama's Koochi-q: Well that was a long chapter! Please read and review! I know you people out there read this story because I have had 17 hits and only 3 reviews! Anyhoo I WILL be continuing this story so please tell me any of your comments and ideas in your reviews that I KNOW you will be sending. Once again, thanks again to my reviews and Shugar-chan for being my editor! Ja Ne!