A Strange Weakness
12-10-2005
To the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer."
Darth Vader the Sith Lord (Sith Lord)
Has a strange weakness
He is lactose intolerant
And it adds to his uniqueness!
His breathing is really weird
And kind of scary
But when he has his helmet off
You can tell he's not hairy!
The one cold night in space (space)
Darth Sidious called to say:
"Vader with your clothing black
won't you come lead our attack?" (yeah!)
Then after the rebels defeat (defeat)
Vader flew off to a moon
It was made of cheddar (MILK PRODUCT!)
And brought him to his doom!
That one still wasn't as good as my Snape one.
But thanks for reading.
Oh and The Star Wars stuff belongs to George Lucas and the tune belongs to some other guy.
Ciao!