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(Sudden change / Complete change)

"SANKON TETSUSOU!" screamed Inuyasha as he sliced through another centipede demon.

"Hiraikotsu!" Sango, in her taiji-ya garb, shouted as she slung her giant boomerang at one to the side, "Shimatta! They just keep coming! Ah!" She shrieked as a giant demon rushed for her.

"KAZAANA!!" Miroku called, pulling of the prayer beads covering his wind tunnel and sucking in the giant beast just in time, "Daijoubo desu ka, Sango-chan?"

"Hai, daijoubu." She blushed at the concern in his eyes before shaking her head and returning her attention to the battle. 'It must have been a trick of the light...'

*TINKTINKTINK*

Three arrows lodged themselves in a demon that was about to slash Inuyasha from behind. The demon glowed before exploding from the purifying energy.

"OI!" Shippo called, "What's that?" He pointed at a faintly glowing statue behind all the demons.

"There's a shard in there!" Kagome called, "Inuyasha! Hit that statue!"

"Heh! You don't have to tell me twice!" He leaped over the demons, unsheathing his sword in midair. "TETSUSAIGA!" he brought the tetsusaiga down over the statue. As it cracked, the demons glowed, and then exploded in a bright black light.

"Keh! All that trouble over this!" Inuyasha held up the small shard.

"I'll take that!" Kagome snatched the shard away before he could protest.

He opened his mouth, and then closed it with a growl as he realized it wouldn't help. "Whatever!"

"Let's get back to Kaede's village," Kagome said as she started on the trail back.

"Are you sure you are alright, Sango-chan?" Miroku asked, taking hold of her hands.

She blushed and looked, closing her eyes, "Hai, houshi-sama, I'm—"

Her eyes shot open and her face turned an almost unhealthy shade of red. "HENTAI!"

*SLAP!*

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The group sat in a circle around a fire in Kaede's hut. Kaede sat next to Inuyasha, who sat next to Kagome, then Sango, with Kirara on her shoulder, then Shippo, and last, Miroku, with a large red handprint on his face.

"So, ye located another of the shards of the Shikon no Tama?" Kaede inquired.

"Hai. It was in a nest of centipede demons," Kagome explained.

"Well, ye must be exhausted after the battle. I suggest ye all turn in for tonight."

"That sound like a good idea, Kaede-baa-san. We can all bathe in the morning," Sango sighed, rising to her feet and going over to her futon in the corner. The others following suit, except for Inuyasha, who sat in the window. After a few minutes, they were all asleep.

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"Itai! Quit pushing! We're gonna fall outta this tree and wake everybody up!" a small shadow in the tree outside scolded in a harsh whisper, white hair glowing in the moonlight.

"Gomen, Mai-chan!" the other shadow said, one white dog ear twitching, "It's not my fault you're bigger than me!"

"Just be quiet, Kai-kun!" the girl, Mai, whispered.

"Do you even know what this is gonna do?" the boy, Kai, spoke in a very audible whisper.

"Um...iie. But what better way to find out!" she grinned, showing two sparkly white fangs.

"O-tay!" he said cheerfully, a lopsided grin appearing on his face.

"To one's secret love doth thou change,
see life through their eyes and them through thee's,
face their problems, their troubles, their fears,
chinji into thy ai im-m-maya!" Mai said, stuttering on the last word.

"Do you think that since you messed up it won't work?" Kai asked.

"I did not mess up! And it will work! You just wait and see!" Mai said arrogantly, jumping off the branch and landing softly on the ground, "Come on Kai-kun!"

"Coming, big sister!" Kai giggled as he followed his sister obediently.

Unknown to the young twins, that stutter DID cause a problem in the spell they cast.

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"AHHHHH!"

Everyone awoke with a start at the sound of the scream. Everyone stared at Kaede.

"I'M IN KAEDE-BAA-SAN'S BODY!!! WAHHH! I DON'T WANNA BE OLD AND WRINKLY!!!!" Kaede shouted.

"Shippo?" Inuyasha asked, "Is that you?"

Kaede, or rather Shippo in Kaede's body, sniffed, "Yeah, what's it to you Inuyasha?!"

"Wha—? I'm not—? I'm Kag—!" Then Kagome noticed her body sitting on her sleeping bag. She looked down and saw a red haori. "EEP! I'm in Inuyasha's body!"

"HOLD IT! Maybe we should all stop and figure out who's who!"

"Good idea, Miroku-sama!" Kagome in Inuyasha's body said.

"Wha—? Miroku? I'm Sango." She looked down and noticed purple robes. "Shimatta. I am Miroku..."

"We should still figure out who's in who's body," Kagome in Inuyasha's body said.

"FUCK! I'M IN THIS WENCH'S GODDAMN BODY!! I'M GONNA FIND WHO FUCKING DID THIS, RIP OUT HIS GODDAMN LUNGS, THEN FORCE FEED 'EM BACK DOWN HIS FUCKING THROAT!" Kagome's real body said.

"Inuyasha," everyone said in monotone voices with large sweatdrops on the sides of their faces.

Inuyasha in Kagome's body looked up, "WHAT!?"

"YES! I'm in a girl's body! ...I can look at myself naked...hell, I can feel myself out!!" Sango's real body said.

*SLAM!*

Sango in Miroku's body brought Miroku's shakujou down on Miroku in Sango's body's head.

Shippo's real body stood from where it had previously been staring in disbelief. "PRAISE KAMI-SAMA! I AM YOUNG AGAIN!!"

"Is that you, Kaede-baa-san?" Sango in Miroku's body asked.

"Hai!" Kaede in Shippo's body said.

"She stole my body!" the real Shippo whined.

"Maybe we should sit down and figure this out," the real Kagome reasoned with everyone taking a seat.

TBC!

So peeps! Good? Bad? Don't know? Review anyway! Here's a lil chart of the changes =

Inuyasha - Kagome Miroku - Sango Shippo - Kaede

Just to let everyone know, from know on, instead of writing: "_____ in _____'s body," I will write "real person/person's body they are in."

Ex.~ "Inuyasha in Kagome's body" = Inuyasha/Kagome "Kagome in Inuyasha's body" = Kagome/Inuyasha

Got it? Good. Review, onegai!