Here's chapter two:
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In the common room-
"Oy Harry!" Fred and George called as the trio entered the common room.
Harry stopped to talk to the twins as Hermione and Ron continued into the common room.
"So, notice the change in Hermione?" Fred asked Harry when the three of them found a place in the common room where they wouldn't be interrupted.
Harry glanced over to Hermione, who was playing wizard chess with Ron,.
"Who wouldn't?"
"Well, me an' George here-"
"Asked her why she was-"
"So…-"
"Different." They said as one.
"And she said-" George continued.
"That she just took up-"
"A new hobby." George finished.
Harry shrugged. "So? What does that have to do with me?"
Fred and George shared a look and said, "You need one."
In the dorms-
After Harry had talked to Fred and George, he went up to his dorm to try and kill some time somehow.
But he couldn't think of anything to do, mainly because he shut his brain off when he didn't want to think and therefore hopefully understand Hermione's barmyness.
Harry sighed.
"There's bloody nothing to do."
"Yes there is." A squeaky voice answered.
Harry jumped so high that he knocked over his canopy.
"W-who's there?" he called as he searched the room, trying to find whatever, or whomever, spoke.
"It's me!" The squeaky voice answered, it was very close.
Harry opened his trunk, and said,
"Who's me?"
"I'm Harry Potter!"
And that was the last thing Harry heard, before everything went black.
The next day, in the Great Hall-
"Ron, have you seen Harry?" Hermione said as she bounced into her seat.
She had just come from the library.
Ron turned from his food, "I haven't seen him all morning."
In the dorms-
"Have to sew that…there that's right…fix the yarn…"
Harry muttered as he worked, seemingly in a trance.
"I can't see!" the squeaky voice said.
"Hang on." Harry said as he pulled two buttons off of one of Dudley's ugly sweaters.
sew, sew, sew
"There! All done." Harry said as he held up his creation.
"I am Harry Potter!" said the squeaky voice.
In the hall-
"Ron, look there's Harry!" Hermione said as she pointed to their friend.
"Oy Harry!" Ron called.
Hermione and Ron ran to catch up to him. Harry turned around, and held up…
A puppet?
"Uh…hi Harry." Ron said as his eyes flicked back and forth from Harry to the puppet.
Hermione didn't seem to notice it.
"Where were you at breakfast, Harry?"
Instead of answering like a normal person, Harry made the puppet (which was a sock) speak.
"Hi, I'm Harry Potter."
Instead of thinking he lost his marbles, like any sane person would, Hermione said, "It's nice to meet you Harry. Come on you two. We have to get to class."
Hermione and Harry (with his puppet) walked off to class.
Ron then decided to shut his brain off, then he might be able to understand them.
But that was his first mistake….of many.
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Sorry that the chappies are short, but keep in mind that they're chopped up in a certain way for a reason. cough hack cough yes...
Snape- When am I going to be added in your pointless drabble?
me- pssh. Not ever if you're going to be like that. hurrumph.
Snape- Good.
me- looks at him suspiciously Did you just use reverse psychology on me?
Snape- I would never.
me- uh huh. Just for that I'm putting you in the next chapter.
Snape-
me- tssk tssk tssk. Such language. I'm going to leave your fate up to the cheese nymphs who reside on the moon.
Snape- ...
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