Who's Who Again?

"Since when could Iceman do this?" Scott shouted as he dodged a huge blast of ice breath from Emma's mouth.

"And why's he attacking us?" Jubilee asked as she backed away. "I know Tabitha beat him up but that happens all the time!"

"Thanks for reminding me…" Emma growled. "When I get my hands on that bimbo…" Instinctively she used her new ice powers to create a huge ice shield, strong enough to reflect Scott's eye blasts. "Oh come on! Is this the best you can do? Try this!"

Emma created a huge barrage of ice spikes from both sides of Bobby's body. Some spikes were so strong they made holes in the walls.

"What the…?" Doug gasped as a huge ice spike burst through the room he was in. He ran out and saw what he thought was Bobby on the rampage. "Oh boy…"

"Geeze why is Bobby acting so nuts?" Jubilee asked as the X-Men dodged her attack.

"I don't think that's Bobby in there," Betsy said.

"She's right!" Jean said. "I sense another presence inside…"

"Time to cut whoever it is down to size!" Logan charged only to have his feet frozen solid by Emma.

"X-MEN YOU ARE ALL GOING TO…" Emma began. Then she felt funny. Very funny in the very sick way.

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"What was that?" Kitty asked.

"I think it's Bobby's stomach," Rogue blinked.

"Oh god…" Emma clutched her stomach. "What's happening to me?" Immediately she reverted back to Bobby's normal form and started to vomit in a corner.

The X-Men stared at the sudden change. "Kitty by any chance did you happen to give Bobby one of your cookies you made?" Logan asked as he freed himself.

"Yeah, how did you know?" Kitty asked.

"Oh just a hunch," Logan winced as Emma continued vomiting.

"Well I guess Kitty's cooking is useful after all," Kurt grinned.

"Shut up Kurt!" Kitty snapped.

Emma stopped vomiting. "Good…I feel better now."

"Well I'll take care of that!" Logan gave her a blow knocking her unconscious. Of course she landed in her own vomit. "Will somebody please tell me what's wrong with the kid…Besides the obvious I mean?"

"It's weird," Jean said. "I sense another presence in Bobby's mind. Or just one weird one."

"You think Legion's trying to implant false personalities again?" Rogue asked.

"No I only sense one mind in his body, not two," Xavier frowned. "A very familiar one. Emma Frost."

"The White Witch herself?" Logan asked. "But how…?"

"Switch!" Doug shouted.

"Who?" Kitty asked.

"It's gotta be Switch's work!" Doug said.

"What does a Disney character have to do with this?" Jamie asked.

"Not Stitch," Doug rolled his eyes. "Switch! She's this nut ball who has the power to transport anyone's consciousness into anyone else's body and vice versa."

"You mean…?" Kitty pointed at the unconscious body on the floor. "That's not…"

"Nope," Doug said. "That really is Emma Frost in there. She must have did it back at my house, while the Hellions were setting it on fire."

"But…Bobby?" Sam asked. "Why is she in there?"

"Knowing Switch she must have goofed up," Doug said. "Probably Ororo or Kitty was their target but…"

"I knew the Hellfire Club wanted to get Douglas but I had no idea the lengths they'd go to accomplish their goal," Xavier said.

"Tell me about it," Logan scratched his head.

"Wait," Kurt scratched his head. "If Emma Frost is in Bobby's body, then where's Bobby?"

"Probably in Frost's body, wherever that is," Rogue folded her arms.

"Well it can't be too far," Jean said. "I would imagine that she'd want her real body close by so she could make the switch back."

"We could use Cerebro to calculate where the Hellions are," Hank said.

"Or I could do this…" Rogue said as she lightly tapped Bobby's face. She drained a bit of his powers but some of Emma's psyche. "I was right! I got Emma's memories but the Ice Cube's powers. And I know where Bobby is!"

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"The old Veterans Hall?" Kitty said as she looked at the building. It was a slightly worn yet stately building on the outskirts of Bayville.

"It seems that the Hellfire Club has the deed on this property as well as several others," Betsy said. "Something tells me there's more than poker games going on in there."

"Okay remember the plan," Scott said. "We go in, get Bobby and find this Switch character. Kick the Hellions' butts, get them back to the mansions and make Switch put everything right!"

He looked at his team of Jean, Remy, Rogue, Kurt, Betsy, Doug, Kitty and Logan. "Ready?"

"Ready as I'll ever be," Doug said.

"One simple little deception coming right up," Betsy grinned as she pressed the button on the holowatch. Immediately she turned into Bobby. "Okay Doug, time to play decoy! Just act like a good little zombie and stand by me."

"Don't forget to turn on Forge's voice harmonizer," Kitty reminded Betsy. "You don't exactly sound like Bobby."

"Good point," Betsy turned it on. Then she sounded like Bobby. "Okay it's ShowTime!"

Betsy took the lead with Doug following behind. They saw Warpath come out of the building. "Thank god you're here!" Warpath snapped. "Switch is out of control! Did you get him?"

"Yes I 'liberated' Douglas here from the X-Men," Betsy said. "Where are the others?"

"They're all down in the lower levels trying to catch that maniac! I knew Switch would get out of control! But now that you're here things can finally get back to normal!" Warpath said.

"You're right," Betsy grinned as she created a psychic knife and used it to knock Warpath out. She turned off the holowatch. "They will be!"

The X-Men ran in and found the first floor deserted. They found a secret elevator in the back and took it downstairs to a secret tunnel. "So far so good," Scott said. "Jean, Psylocke can you locate Iceman?"

"This way!" Jean pointed and they ran down.

Bobby was staring at his reflection in the mirror in his cell. "I'm so fat…" He muttered.

"Iceman? Iceman where are you?" Scott called out. The X-Man ran into where the cell was. "Bobby?"

"Guys! Help! It's me!" Bobby screamed in Emma's body and rushed to the bars. "I know I don't look like me or sound like me or have the same powers as me but it's really me! Really!"

"We know," Kitty phased through the bars. "Fortunately we figured it out. Let me get this off you." She phased the collar off Bobby.

"Thanks…AGGGHH!" Bobby was blasted with unfamiliar thoughts in his head.

"Take it easy," Jean used her powers to calm him down. "I know it's a lot to handle but let me help you put some shields up."

"You're in the White Queen?" Remy chuckled.

"SHUT UP!" Bobby snapped. "It's not that funny!"

"To be fair Frosty didn't exactly have a picnic in your body either," Rogue pointed out. "She ate Kitty's cookies."

"What? Is my body still alive?" Bobby asked.

"Ha ha…" Kitty folded her arms. "Can we like just get out of here?"

"Not until we find Switch," Scott told her.

"I think she just found us!" Betsy pointed to the shadows.

"SURPRISE!" Switch leapt out at them and created a huge pink ball of energy. She shot it at them. They were stunned. Switch then ran away laughing.

"Why that little…" Scott grumbled. Then he noticed something. "I can see in color! Oh no…"

"What the…?" Rogue spoke with a Cajun accent and looked down. "Gambit better not be where he thinks he is…"

"Don't even think about touching anything Swamp Rat!" Remy shouted in a Southern voice as 'he' swatted 'Rogue's' hands away from 'her' breasts.

Remy looked at himself through Rogue's eyes. "Oh great…" Remy groaned.

"Yeah like this is gonna help our relationship!" Rogue snapped.

"Ewww! I'm all fuzzy!" Kurt squealed in a valley girl voice.

"Kitty?" Rogue looked at Kurt. "Is that you?"

"Yes…" Kitty whimpered. "Oh god…I can't go on a date with Lance looking like this! This is so embarrassing!"

"Oh what a tragedy!" Remy snapped.

"Actually this isn't so bad for me," Kurt found himself in Doug's body. "Okay where's Doug?"

"Uh, right here!" Logan waved his arm. He popped out his claws. "Hey! This is cool!"

"Well I'm glad somebody's enjoying this situation!" 'Kitty' stomped her foot.

"Logan? You're in my body?" Kitty yelped.

"Yeah this is just what I wanted to be…" Logan grumbled. "It's official…I hate my job!"

"Oh great!" Bobby looked down and found himself in Betsy's body. "I'm still in some chicks body! Well at least I'm not PMSing…"

"WATCH IT YOU!" Betsy snapped. She was in Emma's body. "Well at least us telepaths can use our powers no matter what body we're in."

"Why is that anyway?" Kitty asked. "Hey! This tail won't stop twitching!"

"Oh it does that sometimes," Kurt told her. "Just ignore it."

"HOW?" Kitty snapped.

"Hey! You're checking out my butt!" Bobby snapped at Remy. "And don't lie! I just caught a stray thought! Pervert!"

"You can't control yourself no matter what gender you are can you?" Rogue glared at Remy.

"Scott…" Jean found herself in Scott's body. "I know I said we should learn more about each other…This isn't exactly how I planned it!"

"This is definitely not going according to plan…" Scott moaned as he realized he was now in Jean's body.

Next: Things really get crazy! Even more than usual!