Ready for my favorite chapter?
Hold on to your hat, cause this one's so outrageously strange that a burst of wind will emit from your computer.
Snape- That made no sense.
Me- Ssh. People are trying to read.
Snape- It doesn't matter if we speak or not because people are READING this. They can't hear us.
Me- That's what you think. (eye twitches)
Snape- ...
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At the Slytherin table-
"Look at saint Potter." Draco said, spitting when he said 'Potter'.
Pansy rolled her eyes.
"Will you ever think about me? I'm much more fun to think about Draky-poo!"
Pansy cooed as Draco completely ignored her.
"That's it. I'm sick of it." Draco said as he promptly shut his brain off.
On the moon-
"Wow, that's the fifth one today."
In the Great Hall-
All attention was brought to the Slytherin table when Draco had jumped on the table and was chewing out the 'golden trio'.
What kept their attention though, was that he suddenly started to shrink.
Not only did he shrink, but he turned into a chibi.
All of the girls immediately 'aww'd at him.
Draco looked around uneasily, every girl, except for the professors and Hermione, were giving him sparkly eyes.
"What?" He asked in his new, coughadorablecough voice.
If possible, their eyes got even bigger.
Deciding to ignore his new fangirls, Draco continued to chew out the trio; but since he had a new voice….that was not the least bit threatening, it wasn't really working.
All of the guys at the Gryffindor table started laughing uproariously, Harry and Ron the most; but Harry's was weird and high-pitched, causing Ron to use his Jedi mind tricks and make him stop.
Draco was fuming. How dare they have the nerve to laugh at a Malfoy!
"My father will kill you!" He said as threatening as possible, which wasn't at all.
The Gryffindors just laughed harder, except for Harry and Ron.
Suddenly, to everyone's surprise, Lucious appeared and promptly killed all of the Gryffindor boys (other than Harry and Ron), and then disappeared.
Draco crossed his arms, "Ha!" He said in an 'I told you so' manner.
In case thing weren't weird enough, Snape (the giant potato), rolled into the great hall. Everyone started at him, and then stared at the new person who suddenly appeared on the Hufflepuff table.
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Me- ooh! Who appeared? Who who who?
Snape-... you should know.
Me- huh? Why?
Snape- Because you wrote this slum prudery.
Me- ah...so i did.
Snape- (rolls eyes)
Me- You know...I bet you could eventually roll your eyes completely around if you did that enough.
Snape- That's impossible.
Me- No it isn't. Try it.
Snape- (sighs) This is ridiculous. (rolls eyes to the back of his head) AAH!
Me- tehe! See?
Snape- ...
Me- So...what's in there? Is it a hampster? Or is it the strange pink thing that all the scientists say? Or is it gears?
Snape- it's...it's...
Me- yeeeeeeeeeeeesss?
Snape- I guess you'll just have to wait and see.
Me- poop.
Snape- It's only fair. You made a cliff hanger so now I get to. (rolls his eyes back)
Me- (sigh) There you have it. Two cliffys in one chapter.