Taiyou wo Sagashiteru
ShinSeiFuji
"Itachi-san! Itachi-san! Are the rumors true?"
"Orochimaru-san, what do you have to say?"
"What are you planning to do now?"
"Do you have a new member?"
"EVERYONE, PLEASE CALM DOWN!"
…
"Okay, now that everyone's settled, Exiled's band leader, Mr. Itachi Uchiha would like to make an announcement. Mr. Itachi…"
"Thank you. I would like to announce that as of today, Sasuke Uchiha, our member, our friend, and my brother, is no longer part of Exiled. He has moved on to pursue a separate path in his career. And we in the band, Orochimaru and I, respect that. I hope you continue to support Exiled. Tha-"
CRASH!
A loud noise filled the room as Sasuke hurled the nearest thing he could get at the TV.
"You bastards…" the raven-haired boy angrily muttered. "How could you do this to me?"
Sinking back down to the couch, Sasuke locked his eyes onto the fluorescent light on the ceiling. He was miserable than ever. He cursed as the image of his brother talking about his "departure" crossed his mind.
"Damn you, Itachi. You and Orochimaru…"
Unconsciously, his hand found its way to the several packs of cigars lying in his couch, while the other searched for his lighter. Like a ritual, he tucked the cigar between his dry lips and drew the lighter near the tip.
Flick.
But nothing came out.
Flick. Flick.
Still nothing.
"Sh…" Sasuke cursed under his breath. He finally unlocked his eyes from the fluorescent light and threw the lighter across the room. He felt mad. Betrayed. And his only comfort was smoking. But the world cared so much that he ran out of butane.
Feeling sick and cursing one more time, Sasuke took his leather jacket and headed for the door. He cast one last look at his messy apartment, then turned the lights off.
Author's Notes: Sorry, but I couldn't help it. The perverted ShinSeiFuji says that the first five lines can be taken as Itachi and Orochimaru having a baby, or both of them "growing" a certain new "member." XD
Anyway, thanks to all my faithful reviewers. Love y'all! But I have to warn you though, this fic's a little different from my other perverted works XD XD XD. Don't worry though, I'm gonna make sure there's enough perversion for us to go by. (Ohohoho!)
I just thought it'd be nice to go back to my roots once in a while. I started out as an angst writer, and my recent indulgence in light works have caused it to grow into one giant multi-chaptered Naruto fic… not sure 'bout "giant" though. !
All those trips from Quezon Avenue to Taft sure paid off…
And oh! This fic is dedicated to Yuness! I hope you'd find this fic amongst the thousands that you read. I miss you so much! And I haven't been a good friend, lately…
This also goes to my ever-beloved seme Rexy, and of course, there's no Rexy without a Martin (even though you don't read yaoi .v). Hope you get out of your depression, kid.
To Daryl, hope to see you soon!
To Zienta, I miss you, and I want to ask you some questions! Ahehe… cosplay stuff… Hi to Alex, too!
To Rach and Ry, hope we could all shift to CAL. (ike, ike!)
AND TO ALL REVIEWERS! THANK YOU SO MUCH!