Blackie: -AHHH! THE NEW YEAR ALREADY?

Kai: What's got you so flipped out?

Blackie: --U I'm sixteen now.

Kai…O.OU Okay, that's something to freak out about

Blackie: Yeah, sixteen years,it's my third year anniversary for making fun of you…so I have something to look forward to.

Kai…oh shut up.

Blackie: C'mon Kai, you gotta admit they were fun three years.

Kai: Tch, whatever.

Blackie…T.T meanie.

Rei: Blackie doesn't own anything so don't sue her.

Blackie: Thank you, now on with it before Kai kills me

Kai:…

Chapter Three: Don't Take Presents From Strangers (Tell that one to Maxie-kun)
"Look guys! We got a present!"

"Do you know who it's from?" Shady asked, raising an eyebrow.

"No, but the dark and shadowy guy who gave it to me seemed nice." Max said innocently.

"Max! Dark…and Shadowy! I thought your mom taught you better!" Tyson said overly concerned as he took the box from Max.

"My mom didn't teach me but hey, why go by through the rules?"

"I didn't ask you Rai."

"Oh, thought that was directed to me." Rai responded with a nervous laugh.

So we looked at the box in Tyson's hands. The boy looked up at the others before deciding to open it.

We were silent for a minute since Tyson was just staring at it. Kai not being the patient one snatched it out of Tyson's hands and looked in it…and fell silent (wasn't he silent before?) Shut up Blackie (Gotcha)

So pretty much everyone huddled around him, Shady and Ramsey just looked over our shoulders since they were the tall ones there. (Yeah, we're talking 6 footers here.) What did I say Blackie? (Shutting up)

"See? It's only a book, Tyson, besides, what harm could a little book do to us?"

Hmm, let's think about this one when me and Kai thought that the YinYang necklace was harmless and now we ended up like foursome criminals…. Haha, foursome criminals, I crack me up (hardy ha har, not funny) You're doing this on purpose aren't you? (Yeah, I know some readers hate it, but I just love bugging you) I'm suing for character harassment.

"So, what do we do with it?"

"I say we send it over to Lee, maybe when he opens it he'll turn into a frog or something." Rei suggested, snickering.

"A frog? Wouldn't he turn into a cranky lion with PMS?"

"That would be a female lion………..oh god Tyson, now I got bad images, get out get out get out!" Ramsey cried banging his head on the wall.

"Now that we've figured that sending this to Lee would be a bad idea….."

"So do you think we should open it?"

"That's the last thing we want to do, Max, who knows what's in it!"

"But But…. But I'm curious!" Max pouted, causing all of us to sweatdrop.

"Your parents should've called you Curious George for crying out loud. I say we use it for firewood."

"What a waste of trees."

"Well, do you have any other options?"

"Maybe we could have someone else open it…you know….some random person from the street?"

"Some random person from the street? Now you're going to be the dark and shadowy guy?"

"No! I never said that! I mean, we could ask them to open it while we keep a distance…A FAR DISTANCE."

"What a brilliant idea, and then have someone sue us? Then we'll be on the front pages of New York Times or something."

"I can see it now, BladeBreakers send curses to their own Fans."

"Oh be quiet."

"So…still wanna do it?"

"Let's not."

"I have an idea, maybe we'll all open it, maybe it needs one person to open it, if we all open it, maybe the results won't be as bad?"

"We're staying out of this." Both Ramsey and Shady said, backing away from the book…. And we mean far away.

"Chicken." Tyson snickered, making chicken noises.

"Better live chicken than fried you know!"

We were silent about that and Shady sweatdropped, "I take that back."

"Good." All of us said in unison.

"You had me there for a minute." Ramsey said. Shady glared and crossed his arms, "And what if I wasn't kidding before?"

"Then I'm now noticing that I'm marrying poultry."

"...shut up."

"So, are we going to consider burning this book or what?"

"What's the fun in that, Kai?"

"It would be amusing to see you all cursed, but I'd rather not."

"...Since when did you believe in curses?"

"Ever since I was turned into two people, Tyson."

Great, he has to mention that doesn't he? I gave a sigh then said, "Look are we going to open the stupid book or not?"

There was a great deal of silence before Max grabbed the book, "Gyah! I can't take the suspense anymore!" He opened it without hesitation.

Insert big bright annoying, Blackie cursed, flash of light (Yes...HEY! Blackie cursed? What's that supposed to mean?)

Once the- (You say that again I'll stab you with my pencil)-...light faded we were all standing there like a bunch of gaping idiots looking at Max who was looking at the book.

"Damn suspense voodoo." Tyson said

"That's what you said in the last story." Rei said, waving his arms around. (what would hurt for a little bit of reprise Rei?)

Max was just reading the book like he was a little five year old who just saw a book that had dinosaurs in it...why did you make me say dinosaurs Blackie? (I'm typing this five in the morning Kei, get used to it now)

"Look guys! It's got pretty pictures in it!" Max said like a chibified three year old. (I'm just making him younger and younger aren't I?) Tyson looked over Max's shoulder and pointed at a picture, "Hey, look at this guys."

Everyone huddled, again, to look at the book, seeing a compass rose that had their bit beasts on the north, south, east and west points. Then there were four similar bit beasts only in a darker version. Everyone was silent for a minute then Kai said, "So, this book is basically about our bitbeasts."

"So you mean this wasn't some accidental wrong address packages?" Shady asked mishopfully (Is that even a word?)

"No...this was an actual package to us...but what does it mean..?"

"It could mean anything. An omen...a sign...a warning-"

"Sex..."

"RAI!"

"What? I was having a moment!"

I honestly swear that Rei's other half only has a one track mind. (I'll agree on that one, Kei Rai: Stop talking about me behind my back! T.T) I looked at Kai who was staring at the compass rose and then he finally said, "Well, it renders pointless to keep it, can we burn it now?"

"No! We can use this for information you know, as to why Kei has Black Dranzer and why the hell there's a Black Driger." Rei explained, taking the book from Max, "Maybe cheif can look at this and get some information from it."

"Another book to pile on that little guy's brain, I doubt he has any more room to put information in."

"That's why he needs to get laid." Rai muttered.

"Okay, do you honestly have a one track mind, Rai?"

"No, I just think of sex a lot."

"Maybe a little too much...you're worse than Ramsey and that's saying something." Shady said, crossing his arms. Ramsey nodded in agreement, stopped, looked at Shady, who gave him a light glare before Ramsey started nodding again. (Yep, they make the perfect couple XD)

Maxie took the book from Rei and pouted, "I'm not finished reading with it!"

Rei sweatdropped and let the blonde continue reading the big thick dusty book.

I sighed and slumped on the couch, this was going to be a very long morning.

"Have they recieved the book?"

"Yes Madam, and the host is reading it right now."

"Excellent, I will now be able to continue as of planned. And when we do, we can finish off our plan." The mysterious girl stood up and a black raven went to herleftshoulder and a white dove to her right, her dual silver/gold eyestook a deeplookat the crystal ball in front of her that showed the American beyblader reading the book curiously, "As soon as my host reads enough of the scriptures I will be able to take over his body and gain back what I lost, then continue to gain more."

"My queen." The right hand man interuppted, "Are you sure this is a good idea to toil with this? There's two people separated into four, could this interupt your plans, my grace?"

"..." She shrugged a little, the birds on her shoulders hopped and floated a little before perching on her shoulders again, "It's only a matter of time til I can figure a way to get the medallion back without any further interuptions."

"And the lives of the four?"

"They'll suffer one way or another, like I care at the moment...now go, I want to be alone."

"Yes my queen." The right hand man bowed and left the room.

The queen straightened her shoulders, both birds floated away, but the raven came back and took it's perch on the woman's arm. She petted it's black feathers gently.

"Soon, Akuma, I will be able to complete the task thatI wasn't able to finish years ago. I will avenge my sister's death and there's no way four humans can stop me."

Blackie:...Yes it's finally done -.-U The third chapter is finally done

Kai: See? That wasn't so hard now was it?

Blackie: T.T You know what? Shut up.

Kai: Now you just have millions more to go

Blackie: Oi, don't remind me.

Rei: U Read and Review

Tyson: By the way celebrate! It's Blackie's birthday! Free cake for everyone!

Ramsey: And free Blackie cookies!

Kai: oh no not the evil parties.

Max: Yush the evil parties! Yay! Soda!

Shady: Aw crap

Kei: -laughs nervously- eh

Blackie: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee -runs past with streamers all around her making her look like a mummy-

Blackie's Mom: -knocking on the door- WHY AREN'T YOU ASLEEP YET!

Blackie: Aw crap O.o

Rei: -sigh-

Rai: Sex?

Kenny: Everyone hide!

-everyone minus Blackie hides-

Blackie's Mom: T.T Garrrrrr

Blackie:...eheheheh...I'm just being a hoodlum teenager?

Blackie's Mom: That's it, you're grounded

Blackie: Aw nuts.