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Once Sam got there and Jacob saw Emy he knew why Jack had ran."I'm going to kill him!" Jacob yelled and Before anyone could stop him, ran towards Jack's office. He stormed in."JACK!" Jack froze. He knew the broken nose was coming soon."Wait! Uhh… Jacob? Just listen for a second! … Jacob? Jacob!" Jacob swung his fist. Jack ducked.
"DAD!" Sam ran in. "Oh my gosh! Colonel! Are you ok"
"Yeah. Got a big bruise on my forehead, but yeah"
"Jacob. Let me explain. This all started two years ago, in a world far, far, away"
"two years ago? I think she's a little older than two years"
"I can answer that!" Emy said cheerfully, not even knowing who this was.
"Time goes faster on my planet"
"That's not possible"
"Oh, but it is." Daniel said leaning against the door frame.
"Whatthe? When did you get here?" Jack said in surprise.
"Oh, I've been here for about… 15 minutes"
"Oh. Ok then"
"On with the story?" Jacob sooo wanted to punch Jack.
"Oh, right. We got to the planet, they gave us something to drink, we got drunk, we found out we couldn't get home, Sam had Emy, we decided she could live a better life on that planet, we found our way home, they moved planets, we went to thier new planet last week, nothing was left, except Emy of coarse, we adopted her here, then you came, I ran, You tried to brake my nose, I ducked, The rest is history." Jack explained.
"YOU GOT MY BABY PRAGNANT?" at this he swung his fist again at Jack. Jack once again ducked. (this time all the way)
"DAD!" Sam went over to Jacob with tears almost there.
"dad, It's alright." Jacob saw the concern in his daughter's eyes and he also saw the 'apologize now or I will kill you' look.
"I'm sorry, Jack, I'm just"
"Worried about her"
"Yeah"
"I want pie." Emy said just like her father. Everybody left except Gen. Hammond and Jack who waited a bit longer. "Ok"
"ok?"
"Yep"
"Ok to what"
"That question you asked me before Jacob came"
"really?" "Yep"
"Wow! I"
"as long as you tell me why"
"you are evil"
"You rub off on me"
"Sam"
"What"
"I love-" Jack started.
"Hey! Are you two coming or what?" "Doesn't Daniel just have perfect timing"
"Jack! You still need to answer my question"
"But I did"
"no you didn't"
"yes I did"
"no"
"Yes"
"no"
"Yes"
"Fine. Would you repeat it"
"No"
"Ok colonel. Your choice"
"You are evil"
"as I said, You rub off on me"
"Fine. Sam"
"What about her"
"I'm not supposed to say that until I'm not military"
"Fine. Now will ya tell me"
"Better." With that the no longer colonel walked off.
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"So Jack. When will you show me"
"Tomorrow"
"Show him what?" Daniel said as everyone else just looked intently at him.
"Show you all later too." Groans emerged from the table. Soon enough everyone except Jack and Sam had left.
"Meet me in my office." Jack told Sam then walked away.
"His office?" Sam mumbled to herself.
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Jack's office before Sam comes.
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Jack picked up his coat and threw it over the security camera. A knock came from the door.
"Yellow?" Jack said standing up.
"Sir? You wanted to see me"
"Yes. Come in." Sam came in hesitantly. Immediately noticing that the camera was blocked.
"shut the door behind you"
"uh, sir"
"Carter"
"Yessir." She shut the door.
"So Sam." She looked at him. Trying to figure him out.
"Sir?" She stressed the word.
"Ya know, you can call me Jack." He moved over to her slowly. Gently he pulled her into a kiss. She looked baffled.
"ssirr?" "I resigned Sam. On that note," He pulled out a small velvet box. He then got on one knee.
"Major Samantha Carter, would you marry me?" tears rolled down her face.
"yyoouu reesigned? F-for me?" More tears rolled. Just then a knock was heard.
"Jack?" "He really dose have perfect timing. Doesn't he"
"Yes. To both questions." Jack picked her up, spun her around, then kissed her. The door opened in the middle of all this. Daniel's jaw dropped.
"Jack"
"hmm?" He managed, still kissing Sam.
"Wha- why- What's going on?" Sam and Jack finally broke their kiss.
"I asked her to marry me." Jack said, still looking into Sam's eyes.
"What"
"and I said yes." Sam said, looking into Jack's eyes.
"… What"
"We're getting married." Sam and Jack said, never losing eye contact. Daniel fainted. (Or died. Either way came back real soon.)

possibly last chapter! (unless you bug me enough.)