Pet Ferrets

I'm so happy; I got so many reviews… and thanks to those who helped me to put up italics and such on fanfiction.net

And I know that Harry and Draco should be able to hear each other's thoughts every five seconds, but it's just better to write it this way, or you'll get a never-ending story of non-sense.

Disclaimer:  If I ever owned Draco or Harry…  what I would be doing right now, would include a bed.….  and Tom Felton who plays Draco.… (Wanna know something? Tom has the same initials as me.…...   )

If anyone know about DN ANGEL... I'm going to steal a bit about their idea of their names (Dark and Krad) , and With's characteristics. P.S.…  does anyone know where to find the T.V series of DN ANGEL pics?  I want more pics of Krad-Chan...

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            As Draco walked down the hall to his next class, he fumbled at Harry's glasses in his pocket and turned round a dark corner. He pulled out Harry's specs and dropped them to the floor, smashing the rims with the sole of his shoes.

            -D- To bad for Potter and his glasses.   -D-

            -H- What about my glasses Malfoy?     -H-

            -D- Huh?! Oh, nothing. I just said 'to bad for my plots for the next few classes -D-

            -H- Hmm. No Malfoy, you said my name as well as my glasses. -H-      Draco smirked to him-self as he looked down at the smashed broken pieces of glass on the ground.

            -D- Oh well- argh -D-      Suddenly Draco gripped his forehead in pain as he collapse to the floor.

            -H- Malfoy, did you feel that?   -H-

            -D- Yeah, what was it? Some kind of side affect? -D-

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            "Harry, are you okay" asked Hermione as she help him off the ground. Ron looked at his nervously as Harry waved a hand at them.

            "It's okay, it was a .… uh, a migraine attack." Hermione looked at him unconvincingly.

            "Do you want an aspirin?" she asked hopefully as she drove her hand into her bag and fished out a small bottle.

            "What's that?" Ron snatched it from her and opened the lid. "Oh, are they lollies? Could I have one? They don't smell like sweets though." Both Hermione and Harry looked at him funny as he handed the bottle back to Hermione.

            "They aren't lollies. More like drugs." She handed one to Harry as she helped him to a water cooler near them.

            "What are drugs?" Hermione shook her head sadly at Ron as Harry pulled back.

            "Hermione, do you think you can do that spell again, my eyes sights going blurry." Said Harry as Hermione whipped out her wand and did the spell.

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Malfoy looked down at the broken glasses, picked up the bent rims, brushed of the broken pieces of glass, dropped it into his pocket, and walked down to his next class.

            -D- Found out what that sudden headache was?            -D-

            -H- No, couldn't be coincidence that we got it at the same time right?    -H-

            -D- I don't know.… now shut up and don't bother me any more     -D-

            -H- You're the one who started talking... Mr. Sourpants.          -H-

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 As Harry walked outside and neared Hagrid's hut, he could hear high pitch whistles coming from where a group of Gryffindor's stood near a large box, laughing their heads off at what was inside. Ron went of to have a look and came back to the other two laughing as well.

            "You should take a look inside, it's like a box full of Malfoy's!"

            "Wot?" both Harry and Hermione dashed over to the box, inside where dozens of dozens of ferrets, in all colours and sizes. "Will you look at that, its Malfoy's relatives." Harry chuckled as Hermione reached in and pulled out an averaged sized brown with blue eyes. It whistled at her as it scrambled to free it self .

            -H- Hey, Malfoy.  You got your self's a treat here.        -H-

            "Wot?" came Draco's voice as Harry turn around and saw him peer into the box, his eyes widening in shock.

            -D- Oh my god, no way. Why do we have to learn about ferrets? -D-   Another erupt of laughter came out when someone spotted the blonde boy.

            "What are your parents doing here Malfoy? Did Mad-Eye-Moody threaten you again?" laughed Dean as Malfoy growled darkly at him, and was about to lunged him-self at him as Harry caught him around his middle.

            -D- Let go, Potter!   -D-

            "I wont let you hurt any of my house mates." Yelled Harry as every one turned to him at his sudden outburst. Draco kept on struggling while Dean snucked off behind Hagrid as he emerged from his hut with another box.

            "I wont let anyone insult my parents." Draco yelled in frustration, now trying to pry Harry's arm off him. "Bloody fucking get off me Potter!"

            "Now-now, watch it with the language Malfoy." Said Hagrid as he slowly started to gather round the class. "Professor McGonagall has asked me to supply you with a pet for the year, as I was going to give you Pikachu's-"

            "Pikachu's? They're real??" said Hermione.

            "Yeah, how do you think those Japanese anime designers make up such cartoons? They take some of our magical creatures, change some of its features, and you got you self's a make believe carton characters. Though the real Pikachu's are pink and give out molten lava." As Hagrid said this the muggle born students looked baffled while the purebloods asked each other. "What the hell is amime... or caytons?"

            "So you decided to pick out on ferrets instead." Draco mumbled under his breath. "You know Potter, I know you like holding me, but if you want, I'll might let you continue after classes. Now…will you fucking let me go." Draco sneered as Harry's face turned bright red, enough to make Ron's hair jealous and pulled his arms away from the blonde and went to get a closer look at the ferrets.

            "Every week, you will bring your pets to class and we will give it a regular check up and see how is it going. You will look up in books and such, to learn how to take care of it. All right, now choose your ferrets." Harry reach his hand down and fished out a black furred ferret with dark purple eyes and held it in his arms as Hermione gave the one she picked out earlier for Harry to hold while she looked for some books. He snuck a peek at Draco as pulled out the same coloured ferret with icy blue eyes and held it in front of his face and it licked its nose.

            "Urgh" Draco pulled it away from him and stuffed it into his robes pockets as it squeaked when Draco walked over to his fellow classmates.

            -H- Should be more careful with you relatives Malfoy -H-

            -D- Shut the fuck up -D-

Harry tried to hold the two squirming ferrets as they wriggled and apparently, Hermione's bite him. "Oww, you fucking stupid .…

            -D- Calm down Potter, its just a ferret. -D-

            -H- Shut up Malfoy. -H-

            -D- Now, now Potter, that's no way to treat your pets, when you strangle them, you must have a firmer grip, or you're hurting them, not killing them. -D- Harry glared in his direction as Draco gave him a shrug and he snapped his head back when he heard Hermione shriek at him.

            "Harry! Your hurting it, let her go now!" Harry willingly let it drop to the ground, as it dashed off away from Harry to Hagrid. "What were you trying to do? Kill it?"

            "That was the idea." Harry mumbled as his own turned around in his arms, trying to get a better position. Ron walked over to Harry and Hermione carrying a red-eyed grey ferret that looked rather worn and dead.

            "I'm not sure if I'm hallucinating, but I would say that is Scabbers reincarnated." Ron gave Hermione a fleeting scowl before heading back to the box to change the ferret and returned with a fat plae blue coloured, orange-eyed one. "There wasn't any better ones let in there." He mumbled, as he had to carry the ferret with both hands, from dropping it.

Harry lifted his pet onto his shoulders, as it scrambled for balance. Hermione gave both Harry and Ron about each about 'How to Care for Magical Ferrets' he had flipped a few pages into it. The book was ranged in chapters, like. 'When to start them on talking. When does it form its owners shape.' Harry had no idea what the book meant, but shoved it into his bag anyway.

            "C'mon Dark. Lets go." Said Harry as the bell went. It was free time for the rest of the day and Harry wasn't going to do anything so he was going to head back to the Gryffindor common room, and have a read at the book.

            -D- Dark huh? How funny? -D-

            -H- How so?                     -H-

            -D- Mines called Krad...     -D-

            -H- So...?                           -H-

            -D- Say Dark backwards. -D-

            -H- Dark... Krad. Right anyway... mines better....now piss of Malfoy. Go relate to your new ferret brother of yours -H- 

As Harry reached the portrait he said the pass word RAVEN and walked in and sat in his favourite squishy chair near the fire place, took out his book and places Dark on the floor as it roamed it's new surroundings. He opened the rather large book and read it.

'If taught properly, the ferret may be taught to learn how to speak human language, but only when in human form.' Harry glance at Dark sceptically as it curled near the fire. He flipped back a few pages. 'At certain times, when the ferret is fully trusted to its owner, it can change take shape of its owner's form.'  Harry shut the book tight and stared dumb-stucked at Dark.

            -H- how can a ferret change into its owner -H-

            -D- I see you have read the book Potter. As you may know, it is a magical animal after all, not like those muggle kind pets, you keep at the farm. These kinds of ferrets can change shape of their owners whenever they desire, and once taken the ability to speak. Well you get the idea Potter; it's a living duplicate of you. It will earn your every move, and if you ever die, the ferret can easily replace you with out anyone knowing it. -D-     Harry felt sleepy from Draco's drawly voice at the back of his head. He slowly picked up Dark as it jumped awake, but relaxed when Harry cradled it in his arms.

            -D- As you see, like some smart creatures mines has all ready learned how to talk. -D-

            -H- Knock it off Malfoy. I think I'm starting to get my headache back. -H-        When Harry didn't hear any comebacks but a lot of swearing to Krad he smirked to him-self. Suddenly he got a sudden wave of pain moving throughout his whole body. Harry gasped in pain as he gripped his forehead and Dark jumped out of his lap and ran away from him, Harry collapsed onto the ground, soon he felt someone shaking at his shoulders and he heard Hermione voice worriedly asking what's wrong. It wasn't long before he sank into darkness.

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All right, I now what your thinking, that was bloody crap. But I had to put that chapter in, so I could hurry and get to the main parts of the story.….  it wont be long now.… ^-^  and please review .…. more reviews I'll update more   less reviews I become a hermit crab.  ¬_¬.…