"Truth and Lies" I said to the painting that masked the entrance to the Head Dormitory, where the Head Boy and Head Girl, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, lived. On my arrival, Hermione rushed over to me and embraced me tightly. I smiled nervously at Draco who was sitting on the couch sneering at me. "Malfoy, how many friends did you invite?" asked Hermione.
I did a double take. 'Wait, Malfoy's coming?" "Yeah, you got a problem with that, Weasellette?" "Well, no, I mean, yes, I mean..." "Oi, look at that Granger, my looks have got your little friend here lost for words." He sneered to add effect. "Well, Weasellette, you're going to be the only sixth year here. I bet the only reason you came is to be closer to 'Harry Potter'," he said mockingly. "Actually, Malfoy, if Potter turns up I'll bark, then hex him until he is hurt enough to satisfy my pure hatred of him." It was now Malfoy's turn to do a double take. "What? You, hate, Potter, hate, love, you... Huh?"
"Come on, you two, stop fighting! We have to get the common room ready for tonight. Now, Draco, you can do the lighting, Ginny, you can do the food, drinks, and prepare the game areas, and I'll decorate the walls." We all then went about our tasks.
I called up Dobby and asked him to get together all the food and drinks that we needed, and to bring up 1.5L of veritaserum, 10L of firewhisky, 45 glasses, and one empty bottle. He quickly left to get all the stuff I wanted, and I proceeded to conjure up 2 tables, 15 cushions, and rugs under them. I was quickly done, as were Hermione and Malfoy.
Hermione had covered the walls in green, red, blue and yellow streamers, and each of the four walls was a different colour. She had also made two stalls with a king sized bed in each. "For the dares," she explained.
Malfoy had done lots of flashing, multi-coloured lights. He had also painted the ceiling black, and a disco ball hung in the centre of the ceiling. Dobby then arrived with the stuff, and Hermione and Malfoy went to get changed as I finished setting up. I placed 15 of the glasses on one table, surrounded by the drinks. I evenly poured the veritaserum into another fifteen, and placed it in a kitchen cupboard with the remaining 15, the firewhisky and the empty bottle. I then placed the food on the other table and conjured some plates to sit with it.
I looked at my watch; 7.45pm. 'Where are Hermione and Draco, I mean, Malfoy? People will start arriving soon!' No sooner had the thought escaped her mind, Hermione walked down from her bedroom. She was dressed in a red, strappy singlet with dark blue hip hugger jeans, red flats and black accessories. (AN: I know black is out, but I love the colour!) Half of her hair was tied up on the top of her head and the rest hang down in loose curls. She had black, smoky eye shadow and a deep red rouge and lipstick. She looked stunning. "Omigod Hermione! You look amazing!" "Thanks Ginny! So do you!"
"But, don't I just look hot-to-trot?" drawled Draco Malfoy, slowly walking down the stairs. He was wearing a loose, black, shirt which was rolled up at the sleeves so it was at his elbows and the buttons on the front were only half done up to show off his finely toned chest. He was also wearing tight black pants and black shoes. His blonde hair was slicked back, but a bit was falling into his eyes. (AN: sigh) Hermione rolled her eyes and looked away, but I couldn't stop staring at him, my mouth open. He winked at me, and I quickly turned to talk to Hermione.
"Hermione, the games are ready and people should get here soon." No sooner had I said that that the portrait door swung open and guests started to fill the room. Including the three of us, there were 15 people. There were eight people from Gryffindor; Neville Longbottom, Seamus Finnigan, Lavender Brown, Parvati Patil, Hermione, me, and, unfortunately, my stupid brother Ron and Harry Potter. Five from Slytherin; Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, and Draco Malfoy. And only two from Ravenclaw; Luna Lovegood and Padma Patil.
"Alright, let the games begin!" called Hermione. "Um, Hermione. Can we please try and make this night not lame?" I asked Hermione. "Oh sorry, Ginny. Um, can we please all take a sit on a cushion and we can get started with 'I Never'." Everyone went to sit down and I got out the glasses and firewhisky. Everyone cheered when they saw the firewhisky and I quickly placed a glass in front of everyone's cushion, and then took my seat. "Okay everyone, we'll go around the circle, starting with Hermione, saying things that we've never done." I explained. "And if you have done the said thing then you drink your glass and pour another one. Agreed?" Everyone nodded.
"Okay, umm, I've never kissed someone of the same sex." said Hermione. Surprisingly, five people drank; Pansy, Parvati, Lavender, Crabbe and Goyle. "Okay, my turn now." said Draco. "Let me think, is there anything I haven't done? Hmm . . . . Okay I've got it. I've never kissed an animal." Neville, Harry, Ron, Padma and Blaise drank muttering things like "Fell on Trevor" and "Hedwig pecked me on the lips".
Blaise was next to go, followed by Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy, Luna, Padma, Parvati, Lavender and Neville. It was now Ron's turn.
"Okay, I've never slept with a Weasley." At this, Lavender, Parvati, Harry, Blaise, Crabbe, Goyle, Neville, Seamus and Hermione drank. "What? Who?" exploded Ron. It turns out that Lavender had slept with Ron (AN: Well der!), Parvati had slept with Percy "Once on a dare", Harry had slept with Charlie "I was drunk", Blaise, Crabbe, Goyle, Neville and Seamus had all slept with me "Hey, dude, she's hot!", and Hermione had had a threesome with Fred and George "Hey, they're hot!"
"Okay, it's time for the Potter machine!" said Harry. "I've never gone a year at Hogwarts without having sex with at least fifty-six chicks." The only person to drink this time was Luna. "What?" asked everyone. "I felt like a drink." was the response.
"Okay Ginny, you're last." said Draco. "I know, but as they say, save the best till last" I said with a saucy wink in his direction. "Okay, I've never wanted to have sex with Harry Potter."
Harry stared at me with his mouth wide open while Neville, Seamus, Ron, Blaise, Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy, Padma, Parvati, Lavender and Luna drank. "Hermione, Draco, Ginny? You guys have never wanted to sleep with me?" asked Harry. "Well, I could do so much better!" said Hermione. "I'm straight and even if I wasn't, I have taste!" said Draco. Everyone stared at me for my response. "I hate Harry Potter" I said simply. Everyone gaped at me, except for Hermione and Draco, who gave me hi-5s. "Okay, now that's done, who wants to start Spin the Bottle?" I asked.