DO I sound evil enough?
It was a peaceful afternoon. Ryou was sitting at his desk, trying to complete his assignment. The only sound that could be heard was his pen on the paper. He hadn't heard his yami for the whole day and he was becoming suspicious. His dark always loved to torture little animals or to blow up the toaster. Maybe he was planning something. Waiting for the right time to strike. He had been good for the whole month.
Then a strange sound was heard from downstairs. Ryou ran down the stairs fearing the worst.
"wahahahahah" He heard again.
His eyes narrowed when he saw his yami standing in the middle of the livingroom laughing very evilly at the TV.
"Yami, what are you doing?" Said Ryou before continuing in a more dangerous tone, " if you killed something."
Bakura stared at his light. " Don't worry so much hikari, it's bad for your blood pressure." And he continued laughing evilly. "Whahahha-
"Yami" Ryou interrupted his dark.
"What!" Snapped Bakura angry because someone had interrupted his evil laugh.
"What are you doing?"
"Practicing my evil laugh, by laughing at people, who are laughing at grass, in a stupid box, who has trapped their souls in it. Wahahahahahahahaha"
Ryou was rater disturbed at his yami's behavior and rolled his eyes.
"WHAHAHAHAHHAahahahh—cough—ahahhahahahahh—cough—cough—hahhahahah—cough--. What, that stupid man in the box told me it was healthy --cough-- to laugh. –cough--"
Ryou slapped Bakura on the back rater hard, trying to stop the coughing fit. It didn't really help. It only caused another coughing fit.
"Why are you doing that?"asked Bakura and added with a second thought "Can I hit you for that?"
"No I was only trying to help you." Reasoned Ryou.
"Crap" his yami cursed.
"You couldn't do everything the TV tells you."
"But those people did it and they didn't started coughing all over their hikari."
Ryou raised a eyebrow. He had heard of those people who told laughing was healthy. And practiced in the park. But if you overdo your practice it is proven not to be good.
" To much laughing is not good for your health. Why don't you try smiling?" Said Ryou and gave is yami a beaming smile.
Bakura felt his teeth rotting at the super sweet extremely cute smile.
"C'mon Yami, just one try won't hurt you." Ryou encouraged him.
He tried, he really did, but the only thing his face would turn into was a evil smirk instead of a cute smile. Bakura gave up. He couldn't smile.
"Well, you have tried It." said Ryou and gave him a pity smile.
"Why don't you try the evil laughing, it's hard work for sure."
"Oke"
"Where are you waiting for? Start already!"
"There is nothing to laugh about." Bakura sighed and tried to give Ryou a pitied smile.
Ryou looked at his dark, snickering, holding his hand for his mouth. Then he broke down giggling " You look so funny."
"Well thank you." Said Bakura serious and stopped tying to smile. Ryou calmed down and said:
"So what have we learned in this story?
"You do the smiles and I laugh evilly, hikari. (And don't forget that you shouldn't give authors sugar otherwise the whole net would be full of story's like these.)"
Bakura sighed pleased that this point was made.
AN: I want to thank my 3 beta readers...
REVIEW please, It's alway good to know that your writings are appriciated. This is my first humor fic in English..
Myother story's will be updatedwhen my betareadershave send their corrections.