Sergeant Major Kain Fury would never be described as handsome. Perhaps cute would be a better word to describe the young solider. He likes animals and had only been working under Colonel Mustang for a short awhile.
Or at least Kimblee thought so. He didn't recognize him and he knew who was in Mustang's unit. Plus he had asked Frankie and Frankie had all the answers. About Mustang's unit anyway.
He had a fine behind though.
Zolf walked down the hall heading out for lunch. He walked through one of the windows, looking outside. You could see flurries of military uniforms in the courtyard.
Zolf recognized one of the soldiers as the one he had been checking out earlier in the week. He grinned and walked outside and decided to follow the smaller solider.
Kain was walking to a café but couldn't brush the feeling that he was being followed. It was rather strange really.
Zolf saw the younger solider walk into a café and was about to follow him when he heard barking. He turned to see a dog growling at him.
Crap.
Kain looked around, "Black Hayate?"
The dog gave one last warning growl to Kimblee before running to where Fury stood. Fury bends down to pat the dog's head in greeting, which Black Hayate responding with a lick on the cheek and a friendly bark.
"Where's your Mistress?" Fury asked the Black Hayate as he scratched him behind the ear.
Kain smiled. "Oh well, let's get some food Black Hayate."
Kimblee swore as Black Hayate followed Kain to the Military's cafeteria.
"Damn mutt," Zolf muttered under his breath.
Zolf had been foiled in his stalker attempts all day. It all lead back to that darn dog. Kimblee wondered whom that darn mutt belongs to anyway. He would kill him and then…
Wait.
Didn't the solider say Mistress? Then the owner had to be female then. This changed things slightly.
He would kill her.
Yup that sounded about right.
Kimblee trudged towards home; the entire day had been a failure. He hadn't seen the soldier he had been stalking in the morning all afternoon. So he went around and scared the privates.
He opened the door to the house he shared with Frankie and flopped onto the couch in the lounge.
Archer looked up from the paper he was reading to glance at the other man. "Did you have fun today?"
Kimblee grumbled in response.
"I hear you were hassarsing the Privates again this afternoon"
More grumbling.
"Though no reports on what you were doing this morning. What were you doing?"
A snort.
Archer put the papers he was reading away and focussed all his attention on Kimblee. "Zolfly-dear you were stalking again weren't you?"
"Would you believe me if I said no?"
Archer shot him a sharp look.
Kimblee sighed. "I didn't think so."
Archer tsked. "One day one of the soldiers you think is defenseless won't be and you'll be in for a rude shock."
Kimblee snorted at Archer's warning he had heard it so many times. Not once had it delivered.
"So who is it? I imagine it's a male solider," Archer asked.
Kimblee grinned. "Well he's a Sergeant Major and I think he's apart of Mustang's unit."
"About this tall?" Archer gestured with a hand.
Kimblee nodded. "That looks about right."
"Kain Fury," Archer replied.
Kimblee blinked. "Who?"
"That's who you're stalking."
Kimblee grinned. "There was this dog following him around too."
"He doesn't have a dog but…" Archer started to say but he paused. "Black and white dog?"
"Yes how did you know?" Kimblee asked.
"The dog belongs to someone else in the unit. First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye," Archer explained.
"Hmm…It was that dog that got in my way. I'll have to get rid of him," Kimblee mused.
"I'd leave the dog alone," Archer advised.
"Why?" Kimblee asked.
"She isn't a force to be reckon with I hear," Archer explained.
Kimblee snorted. "Like something like that has stopped me before."
Archer shot him a sharp look. "She makes things go boom."
Kimblee laughed. "No I make things go boom."
Archer resisted the urge to roll his eyes at Kimblee laughing fit. "I meant that she was a sniper.
"A sniper?" Kimblee asked between laughs.
"Yes one of the best in the entire military I hear," Archer explained.
Kimblee smirked. "One of the best eh?"
"Yes." Archer confirmed. "They say she has eyes like a hawk."
Kimblee stared. "Eyes like a hawk?"
Archer nodded. "An excellent marksman certainty."
"So I can pissed everyone else in the unit off but her?" Kimblee asked.
Archer nodded. "Now about the Sergeant Major."
Kimblee blinked. "What about him?"
"Why did you choose him? Archer asked.
Kimblee titled his head in curiosity. "Why did I choose him?"
Archer nodded. "Yes, I'm sure there are plenty other officers out there. Why this one?"
Kimblee grinned. "Well you have dark hair, I have dark hair and so does he."
Archer looked confused. "Well yes that's true."
Kimblee's grin widens. "We could match!"