First off, all the legal disclaimers. Lilo, Stitch and all his cousins and ohana belong to Disney. The Timesplitters belong to Eidos Interactive.

The virus clones, Akira, Rick, X-777 and Matt are my characters and the Plasma Magnum MK IV is my design.

Note: I am going to translate what Stitch says as I do not know much Turonian phrases.

To exp.DNA: Thanks for the tips.

To HeMeleNoLiloLover: Thanks for pointing out my spelling error and for letting me borrow Kila's description.

To MetroidX2000: Thanks for the suggestions for my virus 624. I like the sound of blood-red eyes.

To Fshlvr: Glad to hear that your art wasn't stolen. Dustin's website has either moved or been shut down.

To all: Thanks for the reviews.

Chapter 2: Lost

Crash site

Kauai Island

It was quite easy for Lilo and Stitch to find the ship. It had created a sizable trench in the ground when it had 'landed'. Small fires and debris were seen as they got closer to the ship.

"How are we going to get in?" Lilo asked as they got closer.

Stitch tried to tear a hole in the hull and got an electric shock for his trouble. A small hatch opened in the hull and a hovering orb floated out and scanned Lilo.

"Scanning…Terran female detected. Medical supplies detected." A female voice sounded from the orb, obviously detecting the bandages that Lilo had. "Access granted. Opening exterior cargo hatch."

The orb retreated back into its hole and a large section of the hull rose into the ceiling. When it was open Stitch and Lilo went in to investigate.

"What a mess." Said Stitch in Turonian "It looks like our room after I last had coconut cake."

Supply crates were scattered around the bay and burnt out cables hung down from the ceiling. What caught Stitches main attention was a black ship sitting in the middle of the deck. The rear of the ship was burnt and distorted but Stitch made out the remains of the label which said 'Vi...s po…27' the rest was rendered illegible by the damage.

Lilo came up to Stitch and asked "What's that?"

Stitch sniffed at the side of the pod and the same scanner that had scanned Angel popped out of the top and preformed the same scan to Stitch. "Experiment 627 not detected. Parameters for program: Virus 627 unmet. Activating standby mode." Sounded the pods A.I and the scanner retracted back inside the pod.

"Notice to all medical personnel." Sounded the ships computer "Casualties detected on bridge. Please follow the lit path."

At this a row of red lights appeared. Lilo and Stitch were about to follow when the sound of footsteps caused them to look around. Stitch immediately started grinning as he recognised the experiment standing in front of them. "Angel! Bushi-boo!" He said happily and immediately began to hug her. Virus 624 didn't struggle. She knew that if 626 found out her real identity too soon, she would never be able to infect the primary target, besides she might be able to turn 626 and Lilo against each other. 'This is too easy!' She thought as the three of them began to follow the trail of light towards the bridge.

Timeship Bridge

Rick slowly stirred and immediately groaned. It felt like his head had exploded. His last memories were of that house looming large in the main viewscreen, of the autopilot pulling up just in time and of being thrown around like a pea in a tin can as the ship had skidded through the jungle. As his vision cleared, he could see that the bridge was in shambles, with smashed control consoles and cables hanging from the ceiling.

"Akira" Rick moaned as the pain in his head intensified and staggered towards the bridge hatch.

He spotted Akira lying unconscious under a sensor station. A console burst in a shower of sparks. "Akira. Wake up." Rick said weakly and shook Akira in an attempt to wake her up.

Akira had a huge lump on her head where she had hit the sensor console and was bleeding from a cut on her left arm. Rick tried to make her comfortable then staggered to the bridge hatch. He tried to phase through it when it failed to respond but just succeeded in making his headache worse as he bumped into the door. The room began to spin as the headache began to make Rick feel faint. The door began to buckle as someone or something began to force them open.

Ricks last words as he collapsed to the floor was "Help Akira first." The last thing he heard was "Cousin."

Stitch finished forcing open the unresponsive door in time to see an experiment that looked like him falling to the floor. Apart from the fact that it had orange fur, it was the spitting image of him.

"Help Akira first." It mumbled before collapsing unconscious.

"Cousin." Said Stitch and ran up to him.

"Look, Stitch. Another cousin." Said Lilo and she went over to an unconscious experiment that looked like a green version of Clip.

Stitch looked up from Rick and saw, to his surprise, that Angel, about to pounce on Lilo.

"Angel, what are you doing?" He said in turonian to Virus 624.

Startled, Virus 624 spun around in a furious temper. This little blue twerp kept calling her his girlfriend and she was sick of him.

"To smeg with this." She thought and screamed at Stitch, the words "Get lost, you annoying blue trog!" in perfect English. (All my clones have the same translator program as 625)

She got ready to pounce on Lilo again when Stitch grabbed her and he received a punch on the nose that sent him flying across the bridge. Lilo began to back away from Virus 624.

"Angel, what wrong with you?" Lilo asked as she was backed into a corner by Virus 624 whose eyes had begun to glow blood-red. Lilo accidentally hit a blue button on the console she was pressing against and with barely a sound, a minigun-like turret folded out of the ceiling and scanned for its target. It locked on to Virus 624 and fired a small dart into her neck. The virus experiment looked confused for a second and dropped to the floor. Lilo and Stitch walked cautiously, over to where Virus 624 lay, making snoring sounds.

"Let's get her home to Jumba." Lilo said "Maybe he'll be able to tell why she attacked us. He can heal your new cousins as well."

Together, they managed to get Akira, Rick and the tranquillised Virus 624 back to their house. If they had explored the bridge in more detail, they would have noticed that one console was still working. It showed a map of the island with three green dots and one red one. The green ones were all labelled 'Pod in stasis' but the red one had 'Pod Activated' next to it.

Kokaua town beach

Next morning…

Two figures were sprawled unconscious on the beach among pieces of hull armour that were washing ashore. Only one of them was human. His name was Matt and he currently had a tiny crab trying to use his left ear as a burrow. The other person was a genetic experiment from the 28th century and her name was X-777. Matt was the first one to wake up. This was mainly due to the fact that the aforementioned crab decided to give him a pinch in the ear and this is usually sufficient to wake anyone up.

"Argh!" yelled Matt and he jumped up and attempted to remove the crab from his ear.

He partly succeeded but now the crab was hanging on to his finger instead. This explains why, when X-777 came round a few minutes later, her first sight was of Matt dancing in a circle, waving his left hand in the air. After ten minutes of waving and yelling, the crab was removed and Matt and X-777 were walking through Kokuou Town. Matt was amazed when he passed the barbers where Clip worked.

"How come no one notices a hair-eating hairball…with a bow?" He said to himself as he and X-777 watched Clip eat the hair clipping from her last customer. "That's just weird." Matt said as he and X-777 walked further into town.

He turned to look at X-777. "No ones even giving you a second glance." "I don't get it either." Answered X-777.

They sat on a bench and Matt opened the survivor's pack that he had grabbed from the timeship before he had jumped out after X-777. "Let's see…One injector gun, something that looks like a Holo-mapper, one injector gun cartridge of something called…" Matt read the label "Translator nanites and one… flare gun?" Matt pulled out what looked like a space age version of an IMI Desert Eagle pistol. The label on it read 'Plasma Magnum MK IV.' Matt grinned, pocketed his new gun and switched on the mapper. "Let's see where Akira and Rick are." He said.

Kokuou Main Street

Lilo and Stitch were heading into town to get some groceries for the house. Virus 624 was also with them but had been forced to wear a shock collar. She was currently acting the part of the real Angel until she got another chance to infect Lilo.

"I have to act soon before this 'Jumba' works out I'm not the real 624. I'm sure that 626 suspects me…Well, I did punch him." she thought as they walked towards the store.

While Lilo went into the store (Stitch was currently banned from the store after an 'incident' involving coffee, a fire axe and the sprinkler system) Virus 624 tried to think of a way to get Stitch to open the collar. She spun round when she heard a voice from across the street yell "Master, look. A virus experiment."

Matt looked across the road to where X-777 was pointing and saw a pink experiment that looked X-777 standing with a blue version of Rick.

"Are you sure?" said Matt. Just then the Mapper began to flash red and the words 'Warning! Virus Clone: Type 624 in proximity! Detain or exterminate immediately!' appeared above a picture of the experiment across the street.

Matt looked at X-777's smug grin and said "Never mind. Let's deal with her then find Rick and Akira." He pulled his gun out and began to cross the street along with X-777.

The Blue experiment noticed them and, more precisely noticed the gun in Matt's hand and blocked Matt by stepping in front of the clone.

"Naga." He said, confusing Matt. "What? I don't understand a word you're saying. Just get out of my way." Said Matt as the blue experiment talked in the alien language some more.

Matt finally lost patience just as Lilo came out of the store, having heard the commotion. He pushed the experiment out of the way and pointed the gun at virus 624.

"Virus 624? You're coming with…what the! ARGH!" said Matt as Stitch lifted him up and tossed him back across the road.

As he hit the ground the Plasma magnum went off, the bolt bouncing off a lamppost, a car mirror, the sunburnt tourist's ice cream cone and finally hitting the lock on Virus 624's shock collar.

"Finally." Thought Virus 624 and she ripped off the now useless collar, knocked down X-777 and Stitch, leapt at Lilo and sank her teeth into Lilo's arm.

Lilo felt like her blood was on fire as Virus 624 carried out her program. After what seemed like an eternity, Virus 624 let go and ran up the street. Lilo saw Stitch and the Red version of Angel she had seen running towards her but the pain became too much and she blacked out.

Matt picked himself up in time to see Virus 624 bite a little Hawaiian girl on the arm.

"You little smeghead!" Matt screamed in pure anger and picked up his gun.

Virus 624 released the girl and ran down the street. "Oh no you don't!" said Matt as he aimed his gun at the fleeing experiment and pulled the trigger.

A purple plasma orb, the size of a bowling ball shot out of the gun and hit a parked car, blowing it to postage stamp sized pieces in a fireball. Matt didn't see this as the recoil threw him to the ground.

"Whoa!" He moaned as he got to his feet and saw the smoldering wreck of the car he'd accidentally shot. He ran round the corner after the fleeing virus experiment and took aim again. This time the plasma orb blew a shed to matchsticks and Matt was sent flying backwards into a shop window…on the other side of the street. By the time Matt had extracted himself from the shops display, Virus 624 was nowhere to be seen.

"Damn it!" swore Matt.

When he got back to the front of the grocery store, the little girl was in a bad way. She was breaking out in a cold sweat, her face was chalk-pale and, even though she had a temperature high enough to fry eggs on, she was shivering. She was also unconscious. The blue experiment was trying to wake her, an extremely worried look on his face, his ears pointing to the floor. "Oh, no!" said Matt softly.

END OF CHAPTER TWO

This chapter was written by Largefish8 and revised and beta-read by Delta operator.

Cliff hanger! Me and Delta Operator are going to co-author the saga.

Me and Delta operator may be opening a C2 Community for stories that involve Lilo and/or other non-experiment L&S characters being turned into experiments. Please E-mail us if you are interested

We will begin work on chapter 3 soon.

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