Hurky: Okay, I've gotten reviews saying that this story's exactly like the movie and was pointed out that not everyone has seen the movie. Anyway, I said in Dude, Where's Sora's Bike? that there would be a twist in the story. So here goes!

Sora: Awww...does this mean you'll stop bribing me with food?

Hurky: For now, I guess. Until I think of another twist to throw in!

Sora: Then think of one now!

Hurky: Just for that, I won't try to think of another twist!

Sora and readers: AWWWW! COME ON!

Hurky: I'm just kidding!

Sora: You better, or I'll tell everyone what you do at the dentist! You hold a stuffed-

Hurky: Boys!

(Two men in black suits and ties and sunglasses come and take Sora and throw him into a closet.)

Hurky: And I will try to, once again, be more descriptive. Enjoy!

That night, Kairi showed Sora to his room and gave him some PJs. Sora put the PJs on and then noticed the bed. He thought it was the most awesome thing in the universe because it was so comfy. Finally, after cuddling in the blankets and pillows for a long time, he fell asleep. It was the first time he ever slept in a bed, of course. He had been living in the ocean and the only thing he slept on was the ocean floor.

The next morning, the ocean breeze blew into the open window of Sora's room, which opened the curtains and let the sunshine in, which woke up Sora. He forgot where he was until he kicked his blankets off. That's when he remembered that he had his legs, on land, and not had a tail in the sea. He sat up and found his outfit on the chair he threw them on. He changed his clothes and put on his shoes and went out to find Kairi. He found her right away, when she walked by with a pitcher of orange juice.

"Oh, I see you're up." she said. "Come down with me for breakfast!"

So, Sora and Kairi went downstairs to the breakfast table, where a lot of food was set out, like cereal, french toast, fruit, yogurt, etc. Kairi's parents were sitting at the table. A flat screen TV was nailed to the wall and Kairi's mother was watching the three or four hour morning news shows and Kairi's father was getting his news the old fashioned way, which was the newspaper.

Sora and Kairi immediately ate breakfast and Kairi said goodbye to her parents, but before they left, Kairi's father gave her some money, so she and Sora could go have fun.

Meanwhile, back in the sea, Sora's mother, the queen, was worried about Sora because he hadn't been home since yesterday morning. So, she summoned Riku because he was the last person to see Sora.

"You wanted to see me?" asked Riku.

"Riku, Sora said that he was going to hang out with you to throw seaweed on the shore to scare the little human children. Have you seen him since then?" asked the queen as she sat on her throne.

"Well, I did do the seaweed thing, but Sora wasn't with me. He, uh, well...I don't know where he is." said Riku. Half of what he said was true, but the rest of it was a lie.

"Riku, I know when you're lying." said the queen. "When you lie, you don't look at me when you talk. Can you please tell me where Sora is, if you know. I promise I won't get mad."

Riku was silent. He was afraid of Sora's mother's temper. She usually got mad very easily, especially when she didn't get her way or things did go as planned. Finally, he spoke up. "Ansem turned him into a human."

"WHAT?" cried the queen. "I knew he'd go that far one day, sooner or later! I always knew that Sora was obsessed with humans, but I didn't think he'd actually turn himself into a human! You should have kept a better eye on him, Riku!"

"I tried, but he wouldn't listen to me." said Riku. "Besides, what are you gonna do? Turn me into a human?" He began to laugh.

"Grrrrrr...maybe that's what I'll do, as your punishment for not keeping better watch over my son!" cried the queen angrily. With that, she took her trident and pointed it at Riku. Suddenly, Riku was unable to breathe and the queen had Sebastion, that little crab from the movie, escort Riku to the surface. They swam and swam, all the way up, until Riku splashed up and out of the water.

Riku began to cough the water out of his lungs as Sebastion began to lecture him.

"You know what dangers the humans could bring! What were you and Sora tinking?" he asked. (He does have an accent)

"Can you-...can you-let me...catch my...my breath?" coughed Riku. He looked down and noticed something. "Hey, what the heck am I wearing?"

Sebastion noticed that Riku was wearing the yellow shirt and blue suspender pants he wore in KH1. "What Sora's mother gave you." replied Sebastion.

"Well, at least I'm wearing something, unlike Sora." said Riku. He stood up and fell into the water.

"Looks like you can't walk." said Sebastion. "Let me give you a little lesson on walking."

"I don't need a lesson in walking!" snapped Riku. "What does Sora's mom want me to do as a human? Does she know how much I hate humans?"

"The queen does know you hate humans, which is why she turned you into one andshe wants you to find Sora and get him home!" replied Sebastion.

"But Sebastion, Sora's only human for three days." explained Riku. "If he kisses Kairi by sunset on the third day, he'll be a human forever, but if he doesn't kiss Kairi by sunset on the third day, he'll be a merboy again and he'll become Ansem's son, and-"

"WHAT?" cried Sebastion. "We have to get him to kiss da gurl!"

"But what about the queen?" asked Riku.

"I tink she's rather have her son be a human than have him be Ansem's son and have him help take over da sea!" replied Sebastion frantically. "Come on!" He began to walk really fast to the sand.

"Hey, wait up!" said Riku. He began to crawl to the sand and stood up. "Hmm, that wasn't so hard as I thought it would be."

"Who's there?" asked a girl voice.

"Uh-oh!" cried Sebastion as he ran to the sea. "You're on your own!"

"I'll get you for this, ya lousy little crab!" cried Riku.

Namine, Kairi's friend, came to where Riku was.

"Who are you?" she asked. "And...why are you all wet?"

"My name's Riku." replied Riku. "AndI, uh...fell off a yacht!"

"You're a rich guy?" asked Namine.

"Not exactly." replied Riku. "I'm, um...friends with a rich guy and his other friends threw me off the yacht!"

Namine giggled. "Must not be very nice people!" she said. "Um, do you want to come to my house to dry off?"

"Yeah, I guess." replied Riku. He went with Namine, but he had a little trouble walking, since this was his first time as a human...

Hurky: I'd write a little more, but it's 1:00 in the morning and I have to get to bed, since I have school tomorrow.

Riku: And Hurky holds a stuffed teddy bear when getting a filling at the dentist!

Hurky (gasps): You told! Oh, boys!

The two guys in the suits and sunglasses grab Riku and throw him into the same closet with Sora.

Hurky: Don't worry. They'll be out by next chapter. So, how was the little twist? Let me know through your reviews! I better go, later!

:D