I'm on a serious power high o.O

Impossible

"Why are we here again?" Nami restrained herself from smack Zoro in the head. Again. "Because this…Shanks guy is Luffy's hero. And as friends we must support him."

Sanji blew smoke from the side of his mouth. "Who made a stupid rule like that? This Shanks guy must be a real freak to get Luffy's attention" Zoro nodded in reluctant agreement.

"Maybe he can make eggs while doing some…trick thingy on his skateboard." Usopp shook his head. "I seriously doubt it, Chopper. Sanji's right. He's gotta be a freak." Robin just chuckled.

"Maybe not. Luffy wanted us to come and here we are." Nami looked at her watch. "Well, I wanna see the 'Most Wonderful Fantabulous Skater. Ever' that he wouldn't shut up about. I got things to do"

Zoro scoffed. "How shallow. Making money is more important than being there for a friend" The red head twitched. "Listen mister 'I wanna stay home and polish my shiny blades' It took us almost an hour to drag you outta your house" Zoro pushed his face into Nami's. "What was that?" "You heard me"

Deciding he'd heard enough of fighting for one day Chopper tugged at Robin's hand and they walked away. They pasted rollerblading freaks and skateboarding retards.

This one guy had make-up on, swan wings and a hat…with swans. Chopper tilted his head to the left when the strange man pirouetted on his rollerblades. Robin's face screwed up as she tried to digest the impossible act of this man pirouetting while going backwards on his skates. The little brunette tugged on the woman's hand again. It was best not to speak and just walk away slowly.

"Hello" Our favorite (At least MY FAVORITE! And only when you think about it…) long nose boy turned around and faced a guy with short black hair, which was gelled back. He pushed his round glasses up with the heel of his hand. Usopp looked at the black and white cartoon kitten on his shirt. It looked so cute…yet evil. "It seems you are bored here as well." Usopp coughed. "Uh, yeah." He looked around wildly for his friends. Damn, none in sight.

The boy held out his hand. "Kuro" Usopp coughed and nodded. "Nice name. Mine's uh… Hamtaro!" (I couldn't resist. I just. COULDN'T.) Kuro put down his hand. "Lets leave this place and do something else" Taking a wary step back he declined. "Nah, I got friends and all. Can't just leave them, you know how that goes" Kuro took a step forward, pushing his glasses up again. "I'm sure they'd understand."

Thankfully, Usopp was yanked to the side. "Zoro!" The green haired teen glared at him. "We've been lookin' all over for you. Sheesh, that guy is about to perform. Let's go so we can get this over with." Without a goodbye Usopp was dragged away from Kuro.

When they were well away Usopp hugged his arm. "You saved me!" Zoro shook his arm. "Get off long nose!"

"So that's where you guys went. Off to make out!" Zoro collapsed to one knee and started coughing, while glaring at Nami. An amazing feat. Usopp, who still had Zoro's hand, let go. "Ew. No. Not Zoro. He just saved my life from a freakish kitty stalker"

"It was just some guy trying to hit on you. You're always exaggerating!"

Nami cooed, "Aw. Wittle Zoro got jealous. Mwuahahahahahaha!"

"No!"

"Never!"

Nami sighed and turned. "Enough of your lies. The others are waiting."

Chopper was sitting down on a bench, Robin next to him, eating cotton candy. Usopp tried to steal some and got his hand bit. Sanji walked in from nowhere and sat down, he was unusually quiet and pale. Robin heard him mutter something about fish and swans. Odd.

Luffy bounced in his seat. Could you tell he was excited? "He's here. He's here!"

Robin pushed back her blowing hair while gazing at a red haired man on top of the ramp.

They watched him smile and then he slid down the ramp on the board.

Usopp twitched.

Zoro started coughing again.

Nami gasped. And gasped…

Little Chopper tilted his head.

Robin's face screwed up once more.

Sanji said "I was right...Only Luffy would pick some like..."

Luffy bounced on the bench more. "Isn't he good?"

Zoro covered his mouth. "But he has one-"

Sanji shook his head. "No"

"But look it's - !"

"No"

"How the hell can he skate with one-"

"Zoro. NO."

Zoro and Sanji fell silent. Impossible.

"He has…one arm. He skating with one arm" Luffy nodded at the youngest. "That's what makes him so great" Robin just sipped from her soda to calm her headache. "I don't know how, but I've seen lots of things today so I believe it. I'm seeing it, so I don't really have a choice" Nami muttered something about circus acts.

Sanji shakily took out a cigarette. "How did he lose his arm?"

"He was swimming and saved someone from a crocodile"

Zoro frowned. "Isn't that how you got that scar under your eye Luffy? From a swimming accident?" Sanji exhaled.

"No."

"It's too much of a coincidence"

"No"

"Sanji!"

"No, Zoro. Just…No"

Usopp stood up and announced he was gonna go get a soda. Glad to break the mood Nami snickered. "Better take your boyfriend with you, lest you end up in that stalker's hands"

Sanji spit out his cigarette and Chopper choked on his cotton candy. Robin and Luffy still discussed the 'one arm' situation.

"Boyfriend? Zoro and Usopp? Since when?" Nami smiled at Sanji's glare. "Usopp likes Zoro?"

"Don't listen to her Chopper!" Usopp yelled. "She's lying." Zoro scoffed. "Like you're one to talk" The curly haired teen pointed a dramatic finger at his friend. "So you support this lie! Maybe you really do like me…" He shivered. Zoro's face turned green like his hair. "Ick! No! No way long nose! Never in a millions years!"

Sanji kicked Zoro in the back. "The hell was that for?" The blonde shrugged. "Cause I wanted to" Zoro punched him in the arm. Kick. Punch.

Soon they were the ground wrestling, while their red head friend laughed. Then she spotted Vivi. "Hey! Vivi!" She waved the girl over, a blonde man in tow.

Vivi looked from Usopp leading Chopper away, to Luffy and Robin talking seriously, then to Sanji and Zoro fighting, and then at Nami, who was grinning so big she thought her mouth would split.

"I'm afraid to ask."

Nami chuckled "Just the usual. Zoro and Sanji are fighting for Usopp's affections"

"We are not!"

The blonde man next to Vivi stared at the ramp, entranced.

"He's skating with one arm!"

End

And it's over. Ugh. I hope you liked. I made mistakes I think but w/e.

:Dies:

Laterz Dudette