A/N: To prevent the initial confusion: Gohan is dreaming. He and Videl have not magically reappeared on Earth. And frankly, real world could never be prone to such lunacy.

Don't you just love the guy when he sleeps?

P.S.: If anyone knows the actual name of the game I describe below, I would be very grateful. You must agree this looks a bit weird…

"Hey, Videl!" said Gohan as they walked hand in hand over the fairground, "There's a nice game tent over there! You see, where those chunky guys are throwing with balls at that tower of cans? Let's try it out!"

"Yeah, okay!" Videl laughed, and they ran over, smiling happily at one another.

"Ten zeni for three balls!" the owner of the tent said before they could even speak. With a knowing smile he exchanged the balls for his ten zeni with Gohan.

"I'll do it!" Videl stated, and she snatched two balls from him.

The first one flew past the tin cans with a zoom.

Gohan chuckled, but Videl was a bit pissed off. With all her force she threw her second ball.

It richly collided with the top can, which toppled off. The other nine cans never moved an inch.

"Damn!"

Gohan chuckled again.

"Here, let me try!" he suggested, and lazily tossed the remaining ball at the tin tower. They all went down instantly.

"Congratulations, sir!" the owner laughed, "You've won the grand prize!"

It felt good to Gohan to see Videl's formerly angered face lighten up to show a look of pure adoration as the man pulled out a huge teddybear.

"There you go!" he smiled as he handed the bear to Videl.

"Oh, look!" she beamed to Gohan, "Isn't he cute?"

Gohan, on the other hand, felt a sense of recognition wash over him.

"That's no teddybear…" he muttered in surprise, "That's Goten!"

Goten smirked.

"Of course it's a teddybear, silly!" Videl chuckled, and she started to tickle the furry ball of cuteness.

"Come home with me," she then said to Goten, "I think I have some clothes that'll look adorable on you!"

Goten smirked some more as Videl walked off with him.

"Wait!" Gohan cried, "You can't leave me here!"

"Oh, sure I can," stated Videl, "You just go and enjoy yourself with Angela or something!"

Looking to his side, he found that Angela was indeed standing right next to him.

Angela giggled.

"Gohan…" she said, holding down her laughter, "You're wearing kiddie's underwear!"

It was like the sky came down on Gohan.

Looking down, he found that he was standing in his boxer. The rest of his well-chosen outfit had magically disappeared.

"Noooooo!" he dramatically exclaimed.

Leaving behind a very amused Angela, he ran off in a random direction, hoping to find his clothes back.

He opened a random door to check for his clothes.

Suddenly, he was standing in the space-ship's bathroom.

Through the blurry curtain he could make out Videl's outlines taking a shower.

Gohan never really noticed how pretty she was, but the silhouette of her naked form left him no doubt. She was gorgeous.

She paused in mid-track, and suddenly her head popped up at the side of the curtain. She tactically concealed the rest of her body.

"Oh, hey Gohan!" she richly smiled at him, "Want to try my shampoo?"

She passed him her shampoo.

'DIVINE' it read.

Curiously, Gohan opened its cap.

A bright white light spread from the bottle.

When his eyes finally got used to the brightness, he could make out that he was now inside the hyperbolic time-chamber. Somehow he had managed to get fully dressed again.

Loud and furious shouts forced him to look behind him.

His father Goku was fighting off Cell there.

"KAMEHAMEHA!" Goku shouted, and Cell was finally defeated.

"YEAH!" Gohan enthusiastically shouted. "WAY TO GO, DAD!"

For the first time Goku noticed his son was also there, and smiled at him.

"I AM HERCULE, THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD, AND I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THIS MONSTER CELL!"

Confused, Gohan spun round to see Hercule Satan buffing his muscles in front of a horde of cameramen.

A very confused Goku pointed a finger at Cell's corpse, hoping that Hercule would notice that he was already dead.

He didn't.

Roaring his infamous battle cry Hercule fired his ki-blast in Cell's direction.

Not only did it destroy Cell's already dead form, it also killed off Goku, who had been standing right next to him.

Blinded with rage, Gohan thrusted himself at Hercule.

Hercule changed shape, and suddenly Gohan found himself charging at Videl.

He skidded to a halt.

"My dad is the strongest man in the world!" Videl proudly announced, "He defeated Cell single-handedly!"

Gohan was still trying to figure out whether he should attack Videl to avenge his father's death, or just leave her be, when the scenery changed.

The pair was now standing in Gohan's kitchen, where his mother Chichi was cooking a very tasty breakfast.

"Oh, this is just marvellous!" Chichi cooed, "Mark my words, the pair of you are going to get married, and give me lots and lots of grandchildren…!"

Gohan felt a sweatdrop fall down the back of his head.

"Mom!" he yelled, his face red with shame, "She's not my girlfriend!"

"Well," said Sharpener, who apparently had been there as well, "I guess you won't mind me asking her out, then!"

Videl giggled.

"Okay, I'll go out with you, Sharpener!"

Chichi broke down in tears as Sharpener and Videl locked lips.

"Oh, now I'm never going to have grandchildren!" she cried.

By the time Videl and Sharpener finally parted, Gohan was still staring at them, wondering what on earth Sharpener was doing in his kitchen.

Sharpener sunk down on one knee.

"Videl Satan," he romantically said, "Will you take my hand in marriage?"

"Yes!" Videl sighed, and they locked lips again.

Chichi fainted.

"Well," said Sharpener when he finally came up for air, "We're leaving on our honeymoon now. Bye Gohan! Bye Gohan's mom!"

"Bye, Gohan!" Videl waved.

They left in Videl's chopper together with a beautiful sunset.

Finally it hit Gohan what had happened.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he called.

Sweating heavily, he sat up in the luxurious bathroom.

He had cramps all over his body from sleeping on the floor.

Gohan moaned theatrically.

"Must've fallen asleep…" he muttered mainly to himself.

He yawned as he stretched his back.

"What a strange dream… Hercule firing a ki-blast? Impossible…"

Slowly a foul stench reached his ultra-sensitive nose.

"Ugh!" he nearly puked.

"Forgot to flush the toilet!"

He flushed the toilet.

After that, he crawled back down on the bathroom rug, and fell asleep again.

Actually going to lie in a proper bed never crossed his mind.