Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha!
Opera
Kikyo: Why dont you just give up, it's not your life!
Naraku: I hate your fucking guts! (freezes.)
Kikyo: (touches button, anger management thong on naraku tightens.)
Naraku: YeoW! BITCH! OW!
Feudal Idol
Inuyasha: Yo, this is Inuyasha, and this-- IS FEUDAL IDOL! (lights go everywhere.) We have our judges... Kikyo!
(kikyo waves and smiles.)
Inuyasha: and Miroku...
(Miroku tries to look cool, attempting finger sign.)
Inuyasha: and the guy you all know...Naraku...!
(Naraku sits in his chair, glaring at everyone in sight.)
Inuyasha: ...creepy. alrighty then...and these are our tryouts caught on tape!
(tape plays.)
Mukotsu: You are, so beautiful...to ME! You're ev--
Kikyo is staring, Miroku is coughing, and Naraku...has his head slammed on the table witha big piece of paper circling "NO".
Kikyo: That was...interesting...Miroku...?
Miroku: try singing another song...please. Naraku, be nice.
Naraku: first, go get some serious plastic surgery and two, get a voice transplant, next!
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Random Person: it's not right, it's not fair! What you're missing over there--!
Kikyo: Uh...thanks.
Miroku: Sorry dude.
Naraku: Oh dear god, save us all...
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Sango: Men shirts, short skirts, oh wuh uh oh, totally crazy!
Kikyo: You have potential!
Miroku: You GO girl!
Naraku: ...it was good.
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HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
"I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers cant deny, whena girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, you get a round thing in yo face, you get --!
(gets hit by Sango.)
Sango: Pervert!
Miroku: (on ground twitching.)
Kikyo and Naraku: ...
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Sesshomaru: (singing, playing guitar.) I'll be there for youuuuuuuuu!
Naraku: You suck!
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Sango: white shirts, short skirts, Oh, whu uh oh!
Miroku: hehehe...
Kikyo and Naraku: YOU ALREADY WENT!
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Kagome: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world...it's fantastic, I'm made of plastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere!
Miroku: Yeah!
Kikyo: I hate you.
Naraku: I agree with her.
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Roy (from FMA.) : Everything is better when you're-- do you think i look good in this hat? Everything is better when you're GAYYYYY! kisses ed.
Everyone else: (twitching.)
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Bankotsu: My name is bankotsu, and you better not wear it out! Suicidecommando that your momma talked about---! (SKIPS TO END.) my NAME IS BANKOTSU! and DONT WEAR IT OUT!
Jakotsu: (faints, smiling.)
Kikyo: When did he get here?
Naraku: SECURITY!
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Inuyasha: Now that we're here, so far Away! All the struggle we thought was in vain...all the mistakes one life contained, they all finally start to fade away! I can forgive and i'm not ashamed, to be the person that I am today!
Everyone: Yay!
Kikyo: (faints.)
Miroku: (catches her.)
Naraku: (growling insanely at Inu.)
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Kikyo: (crying.) if I could fall, into the skies, do you think time could pass us by? cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles, if I could just see you...tonight!
Miroku: GET BACK HERE! YOU'RE A JUDGE!
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Roy: (runs on stage, screaming.) EVERYTHING IS FOR FREE WHEN YOU'RE GAY! (makes out with armstrong, pauses.) holy crap. (runs away, makes out with ed.)
Jakotsu: ...it's true! (inches closer to Inu.)
Inuyasha: (stares nervously.)
Naraku: Did anybody hear me! SECURITY!
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Shippo: I luv u, u luv me--! (gets hit in head with brick, passes out.)
Inuyasha: hehehe...
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Kikyo: How do they get in here...?
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Sesshomaru: Fame! I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna learn how to Fly, HIGH!
Naraku: ...
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Kagura: I need luv, u need luv, we all really need love. all I want, all i neeeee---d! (gets heart attack.)
Naraku: hehehe...
Kikyo and Miroku: NARAKU!
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Hiei: Cant touch me! Cant touch me! Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like the bad guys in leathal weapon 2--!
Kikyo: I thought this was for one show only!
Naraku: Oh well, live with it. We get more guests.
END