Chapter 2: Insanity, but people are picked!
Inuyasha: (touching microphone.) is this thing on...?
Director: Cut!
Inuyasha: this is live!
Director: Un-cut!
Inuyasha: Okay! I am Inuyasha and we're back to Feudal Idol! We have our same judges, Kikyo, Miroku, and Naraku. And last episode you saw, we shot out tryouts for all of you guys to hear! Today-tonight, sorry, we're...COMMERCIAL!
Director: No commercial!
Inuyasha: (sighs.) fine...WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST! GIVE IT UP FOR PRINCESS TSUYU, last years Feudal Idol...
Princess: (walks on stage.) Hi! (waves to everybody.)
Everybody: (claps, except Naraku.)
Princess: Hi, as you all know, I'm Tsuyu! It is such a pleasure to be here! As honor of being invited, I will sing my newest favorite song to you all. HIT IT!
Music plays.
Princess: (she sings.)
Everybody: (claps.) (yes, even naraku.)
Inuyasha: Give it up for Tsuyu! Thanks for being with us! Now, we have our try-out 12 people that we chose to compete! Kagome, Sango, Bankotsu, Hakudoushi, Kagura, Ayame, Yura of the hair, Sesshomaru...sadly...and...that's it.
Naraku: THAT'S IT?
Roy: Noooooooooooooo! (cries.)
Kikyo: Security!
Naraku: That's my line!
Kagome: Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!
Kikyo: (glares.)
Naraku: (glares back at Kikyo.)
Kikyo: (sticks tongue out.)
Naraku: (keeps glaring.)
Sango: Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need
Chorus
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
Chorus
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I would swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me
Through the wind end the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like the fire in my blood
Kikyo: Even better than before, sweetie!
Miroku: You still rock mah world! ...am I your hero?
Naraku: Hollywood, here she comes!
Bankotsu:Pay to kill, die to lose, hunted, hunter which are you
Diablo come again to make trophies out of men
Lose your skin, lose your skull, one by one the sack is full
In the heat dehydrate, know which breath will be your last
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, youve got to kill to stay alive
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, youve got to kill to stay alive
Show them no fear, show them no pain
Show them no fear, show them no pain
Show them no fear, show them no pain
Show them no fear, show them no pain
Human heart, human mind, intellect intertwined
Focus sharp in the night, watch the jungle burning bright
Toe to toe throw the line, everyones caught hand tied
Iron will iron fist, how could it have come to this?
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, youve got to kill to stay live
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, youve got to kill to stay alive
Show them no fear, show them no pain
Show them no fear, show them no pain
Show them no fear, show them no pain
Show them no fear, show them no pain
Kikyo: Keep it up!
Miroku: This is everyone's good night!1
Naraku: Kikyo stole my line again...(pouts.)
Everyone sings, Naraku and Kikyo get into another fight about 'she-stole-my-line-again!'
Inuyasha: Okay, okay, you can all rott in (beep) for all I--! why is my curse word bleeped out?
Miroku: Because kids 4 years old ALSO watch this!
Inuyasha: well that (beep)ing (beep!) Goddamnit! Haha! (beep!) wait a minute! i didn't even say a bad word! I didnt even (beep.) --Hey! I'm not cursing! (beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.) will you tell that (beep.)ing thing to shut the (beep) up!
Beeper: beepX1000.
Inuyasha: (glares at tv screne.) commercial! PLEASE!
Naraku: 7 days...
Kikyo: (cries.)
Miroku: You're such an ass (beep!)
Naraku: Well, at least I'm not GAY!
Miroku: I'm not GAY! YOU ARE!
Naraku: What? I'm not gay!
Me: (pops in.) yes you are!
Naraku: who the (beep) said that!
Me: Me.
Naraku: (glares at disembodied voice from air.) when am I gay then...?
Me: In When Evil Demons Have Kids, of course! How could you forget, my wittle puppy!
Naraku: ...
Inuyasha: Ah, what the fuck, because this is live...uh...VOTE! IT SAYS IT ON YOUR SCRENE!
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