Inuyasha: Welcome to Feudal Idol! As you all know, I am Inuyasha…and to help me today is my beautiful wife, Kagome!
(My friend Margaret 'boo's.)
Kagome: Hello everyone! Last week we only had our first tryouts and singers who made it into the 2nd round…now we have the rest of them! (for Sneere.) (laughs annoyingly.)
Kikyo: (glares.)
Inuyasha: Unfortunately, Miroku got in a bad accident involving one of his 'lecherous moments', and Sango got a little overloaded on her reaction and…
Director: Ahem!
Inuyasha: Sorry, not allowed to go into detail…but, well…to sum it all up…she hit him so hard that he got a concussion and is now in the hospital…ANYWAYS! Replacing him is….(growls.) Kouga.
Kouga: (whistles loudly, raising both hands, showing peace signs.)
Girls in Audience: (whoop, some faint…including Margaret.)
Inuyasha: Alrighty then. Well, we have more tryouts and then will have eliminate some…though we are very sad to let some of our contestants go…
Naraku: (rolls eyes.) Pff…
Inuyasha: (annoyed.) Continuing…!
Ruri and Hari: The taste of a poison paradise, I'm addicted to you, dont you know that you're toxic? And I love what you do, dont you know that you're toxic?
Kouga: Toxic...toxic...you could've picked a better song...
Kikyo:I agree.
Naraku: Ditto, ditto.
Jakotsu: (pushing Renkotsu on stage.) Come on, aniki! Ban-chan did it! So did Mukotsu...!
Renkotsu: NO, Jakotsu...you are NOT getting me to sing Baby One More Time again! You caught me in the shower singing that only once!
Jakotsu: (suddenly turns evil.) SING IT, or I'll get Bankotsu-aniki or Naraku-sama to take out your Sacred Jewel Shard!
Renkotsu: Erk...
uikotsu: You gotta get gone, you gotta get going. Hey, the world ain't slowing down for no one. It's a carnival callin out to you. It sounds like a song, hits you like scripture...
Kikyo: That was absolutely beautiful...!
Kouga: (claps.)
Kikyo: I love you!
Kouga and Naraku: We can tell...it was good though.
Naraku: You DO know that the song you sang was in Me, Myself, and Irene, right?
Suikotsu: No it wasn't! Yes, it was! Quit lying! You! Grr! (punches self.) Ow, GOD! Stop it! (twists hand.) Say 'mercy'! Say it! I dare you!
Kikyo: Eh..
Ayame: And I wanna believe you when you tell me that it'll be okay. Yeah, I try to believe you…but I don't. When you say that it's gonna be…It always turns out to be a different way. I try to believe you…Not today, today, today, today, today. I don't know how I'll feel…Tomorrow…tomorrow….I don't know what to say. Tomorrow…Tomorrow is a different day. Tomorrow…
Kouga: Good but…I STILL LOVE KAGOME!
Inuyasha: (glares.)
Kikyo: I loved it!
Naraku: You love everything!
Kikyo: Yeah, except you!
Naraku: Keh.
Hiten and Manten: Bad boys, bad boys…whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for YOU!
Kikyo: Nothing.
Kouga: I've heard WAY better…
Naraku: Ditto.
Kyokotsu: I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies…this is the dawning of the rest of our lives, on holiday.
Naraku: (slamming head on desk.) Why. Didn't. I. Just. Take. Out. Your shard when I had. The. Chance.
Kikyo: Be nice, Naraku…
Kouga: Why didn't I pull out the shard from your forehead yet?
Kikyo: And Kouga…
Renkotsu: My lonliness is killing me…
Jakotsu: And I…
Renkotsu: I must confess, I still believe…
Jakotsu: Still believe
Renkotsu: When I'm not with you I lose my mind; give me a sign…! Hit me baby one more time!
Kouga: Stick to the male-songs.
Kikyo: No comment.
Naraku: was that you singing or a goose with a broken neck, Renkotsu?
Renkotsu: Erk.
Kohaku: (mimes some crap for about five minutes before Naraku interrupts.)
Naraku: Stop. Stop. Just….make an invisible exit…
Jimmy the Monkey: (tune of St. Jimmy.) Ooo..a..oooh…aah. Ooo ahh.
Naraku: (shaking uncontrollably.) S-s-s-somebody g-get animal c-control in h-h-here.
Jimmy: (grabs machine gun.)
Naraku: Aaaahh! (runs off.)
Kouga: What just happened?
Kikyo: That's Naraku's punishment for not liking Jimmy's singing.
Kuwabara: Like a true nature's child. We were born, born to be wild. We can climb so high; I never want to die…Born to be wild. Born to be wild…!
Kikyo thinking: For one creeply looking dude, he's kinda good.
Kouga: Good voice.
Naraku: (hiding bullet hole in shoulder.) Uh…(sees Jimmy.) It was good! Gottago, bye!
Kenshin: I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brother's cant deny. That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, you get a round thing on your face you get sprung. Wanna pull out your tongue…cause' you noticed that butt was stuffed…
Kouga: Holy crap, stop.
Well, that's all I had time for, next episode we eliminate, while waiting please vote for people from either this chapter or the one before this…I will listen! I love you guys!