Hi, this is me again...I just want to thank EVERYONE for their reviews and votes, I tried to squeeze everyone in here, but if I didn't, i will in the next chapter...
Disclaimer: i own nothing...but i found a penny yesterday.
(Cheesy music starts, lights go on.)
Inuyasha: As you all know, I am Inuyasha, and this is Feudal Idol...you know the drill...starting today, we have moved our set to the hospital today, so we can visit Miroku!
Kikyo: (holding flowers.) I cant wait to see him! I hope he's alright!
Naraku: (has arms crossed over chest.) Whatever.
Kouga: Yeah...
Inuyasha: As always, our judges are the same...and act the same. I swear, if you run over them with a trainthey wont change, they're like play-dough.
Kikyo: (glares.)
Inuyasha: Well, at least Naraku is. He's a creep.
Me: (pops in.) But a sexy creep! (Pops out.)
Naraku: ...
Inuyasha: Speaking of which...since you're a shape shifter, what's your gender?
Naraku: (sends death glare.)
Inuyasha: Uh Kay, that's creepy. Now...do we have our big balloon for Miroku?
Director (me): (holds up women's butt shaped balloon.) This one?
Inuyasha: NO!
Judges: (sweatdrop.)
Inuyasha: I thought we got rid of that one!
Director: No...we just got rid of the other one which looks like Sango's (beep.)
Inuyasha: (shudders.)
Sango: (screams like a maniac, runs on with boomerang above her head.) I'll kill you!
Director: (runs off.)
Inuyasha: Any-who, lets go in.)
Inuyasha: So...Miroku, how you holding up?
Miroku: (mumbles.)
Inuyasha: I'm sorry, what was that?
Miroku: (mumbles louder.)
Inuyasha: What?
Miroku: I wanna bang your mother.
Inuyasha: (bangs Miroku on the head with the microphone.)
Judges: (sweat drop.)
Naraku: Back to the show.
Kikyo: Hold ON! (hands Miroku flowers.) You like them?
Miroku: Come...closer...
Inuyasha: Oh, dear God.
Kikyo: What is it?
Miroku: I need...to tell you something...
Kikyo: (listens.)
Miroku: I need...I love...
Kouga: (wipes eyes with sleeve, sniffs.)
Naraku: (rolls his eyes)
Miroku: I love...I love...creamed corn. BUT I HATE THE OTHER KIND!
Inuyasha: (stares at camera.) Can we please continue the show...normally?
Camera: (nods up and down.)
Inuyasha: Okay, so far our best idols are: Sango!
Sango: (walks in, wearing a skimpy Britney Spears outfit, waves.)
Inuyasha: (sighs deeply.) Kenshin!
Kenshin: (trying to look like a rapper, wearing oversized jump suit.)
Inuyasha: (mutters.) Okay, in other words: Mr. 8-mile. Ahem, Bankotsu!
Bankotsu: (looking completely normal with skater outfit, winks at audience.)
Inuyasha: Sadly, Colonel Roy Mustang!
Roy: Yes, yes, yes! (runs out in audience, kisses Ed, runs back.)
Inuyasha: Suikotsu!
Suikotsu: (walking very crazy, wearing non matching things) Hi...Hi...Hi...Hi...!
Inuyasha: Even though you didn't get to see her, Botan!
Botan: (flies in, wearing same thing.) I love you guys!
Inuyasha: Ayame!
Ayame: (walks in causally) Where's Kouga...? He said he'd be here...
Kouga: (hiding behind Naraku.) Save me.
Inuyasha: Kuwabara!
Kuwabara: (trying to look like a punk.) Sup?
Inuyasha: (stares at camera.) Okay...And...that's it! Tonight, we'll start off with Botan, singing Miss Independent!
Botan: (steps up, sings.)
Kikyo: Wow...that was...so good.
Kouga: Oh, God...love the music, not the hair. Fix the hair.
Naraku: (writing something with a sharpie on a piece of paper, holds up paper: YES)
Inuyasha: Well, the judges like you...you might move onto Hollywood...if you win, who would you like to thank?
Botan: (squeals.) Koenma! HI! (waves to camera.) Are you watching?
Inuyasha: I'm sure he his...(much like person in Weakest Link) good bye...see you in an hour.
Botan: (leaves.) Bye!
Inuyasha: Next we have...Suikotsu! He will sing...Vindicated!
Suikotsu: (sings very well, then stops.)
Kikyo: (heart-eyed.) I love you.
Kouga: Scary... if you're going to Hollywood you need some schizophrenic meds.
Naraku: Why do you always take everything I'm about to say?
Inuyasha: Thank you, Suikotsu...now, would your doctor side answer this for us?
Suikotsu: Answer what?
Inuyasha: Would you donate the money to the chatiry?
Suikotsu: That depends...YES! Wait, NO! Yes, dammit! Shut the (beep) up! (punches self out.)
Inuyasha: Alrighty then...MOOVING ON! Sango, your turn!
Sango: (runs out, smiles.)
Inuyasha: She will be singing Behind these Hazel Eyes.
Sango: (sings, stops.)
Inuyasha: And what did our judges think?
Naraku: (leans back in chair, points to her.) You're goin' to Hollywood.
Kikyo: Wow, Naraku...
Kouga: You're so good it almost sounds like an angel singing.
(In a tiny room...)
Miroku: (watching it.) Yeah! That's mah girl! Hypnotize those fuckin' judges with your awesome booty– I mean voice!
(Back to Feudal Idol.)
Inuyasha: That is amazing, Sango...what do you have to say?
Sango: Th-thank you.
Judges: Welcome.
Inuyasha: Alright, see ya later, Sango...next we have Kenshin who will be sing–
Kenshin: Who will be singing Freek A Leek!
Inuyasha; Oh, God...he thinks he's black.
Kenshin: (raps, stops.) So, like...how yo like it?
Kouga: Dude...that's like...bad.
(I DO love Kenshin, if you're wondering.)
Naraku: No comment.
Kikyo: I'm speechless.
Inuyasha: Well, what would you do with the prize money?
Kenshin: I'll beat that guy who beat me to a bloody pulp, and put him in my torture chamber! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Inuyasha: Whoa...
Director (me.): Yeah, so...this is all the tape we have at the momet...we're runnin' out!
Inuyasha: Yay! Break time!
Bankotsu: (from off stage.) NO BREAK TIME! JAKOTSU, LEAVE ME A LONE! (runs out from backstage, wearing nothing but an oversized shirt.)
Jakotsu: (from backstage.) Aww...are you still a virgin?
Inuyasha: Well, that's our show for the hour! Join us next time... (looks at watch.) which will probably be in about...fifteen minutes...it's BREAK TIME!
Kenshin: (breakdances.)
Inuyasha: break time.
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