Feudal Idol Chapter 5
Thanks for all the reviews I've been getting, it's been a long time, I KNOW! sorry for the late update, and stuff! I cant reply to your reviews anymore or else I'll get in trouble, but I will some other way instead of in the chapters like what I do in other fictions. erg...so anyways, this is a special chapter with less humor, and it sounds a little more like one of the real episodes of whatever Idol.
Okay, on with the story now!
disclaimer: I dont own anything what-so-ever.
Inuyasha: Are we on...? Are we--?...Welcome back to Feudal Idol, an--! ...cue the cheesy music, please.
Director: Got it! (cheesy music begins)
Inuyasha: Wwwwelcome back to Feudal Idol! Sorry, it took a long time for this episode to be aired, but one of our very own contestants have decided to write a song! This is a very special episode, because some of the contestants are doing duets together, and are gonna put on their own show! At the end, we're going to ask each of you to vote (that's you reading) and to stay tuned for one of our contestants singing their very own song! Now, let's get back to business!
(cheesy music stops)
Inuyasha: We have our judges, Kikyo, Naraku, and Miroku, who has recovered in remarkable time considering his vital injuries!
Miroku: Glad to be back!
Inuyasha: ...I'm sure you are. Let's continue with our singing competition! Last time, we left off with Ayame, who will be doing a special duet with Bankotsu!
Ayame and Bankotsu: (walk on, audience claps)
Inuyasha: Wow, Ayame, you sure got spiffed up for this moment!
Ayame: Well, this is a special moment!
Inuyasha: Alright, so, what will you two be singing?
Bankotsu: Uh...Ayame and I'll be singing Seether and Amy Lee's song, Broken.
Inuyasha: Sounds good; You two, take the floor!
Bankotsu: I wanted you to know, I love the way you laugh.
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away...
I keep your photograph; I know it serves me well.
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain...
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away.
Naraku: (really into it)
Kikyo: ...sweet...
Miroku: (leaning back in chair, imagining Ayame naked.)
Ayame: the worst is over now and we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There's so much left to learn, and noone left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal you pain
Both: 'Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right, when you're gone away (x2)
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right, when you're gone away
Bankotsu: You've gone away, you don't feel me here, anymore.
Inuyasha: Oh, my God! I thought that was incredible! Now...what do our judges have to add to THAT?
Naraku: (speechless)
Miroku: (beep) and (BEEP), you two (beep) are SO gonna make it to the (BEEP) finals!
Inuyasha: Seems Miroku's glad to be back... (sweatdrop)
Kikyo: If you two come out with a CD, I'm buying it!
Inuyasha: Well, you two have the judges' votes, congrats!
(In a small living room...in Okinawa, Japan...)
Jakotsu: YES! THE JUDGES LOVE HIM!
Renkotsu: ...meh...
Jakotsu: Aww...is Wenkotsu thad dat he didn't make it to da fwinals? (translation: Aww...is Renkotsu sad that he didn't make it to the finals?)
Renkotsu: shut up and leave me alone.
Inuyasha: Well, that was a stunning performance! Next we have Kuwabara, on his own, singing that old song we all know, Magic Carpet Ride!
Kuwabara: (takes microphone.) I like to dream, yes, yes.
Right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near. to the stars away from here
Well, you dont know what we can find
Why dont you come with me little girl on a magic carpet ride
You dont know what we can see
Why dont you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl; look inside girl
Let the sound take you away
Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around; a lousy candle's all I found
(chorus 2x)
Inuyasha: Well, you've had a hard time this week, Kuwabara, but lets just see if your luck had gotten better. Judges?
Kikyo: Good song, good job.
Miroku: You might still be in highschool or whatever, but you're not too young for this!
Naraku: ...they already took everything I said...
Kikyo: Meh. (sticks tongue out)
Kuwabara: Thanks dudes and dudettes.
Inuyasha: Alright, thats three so far...next we have, Roy Mustang!
Roy: (walks in wearing a pink button down shirt and tight jeans, and a pink cap.) That's Colonel Roy Mustang to you, and soon Fuher!
Inuyasha: ...Alrighty then. And seeing as I dont know, what will you be singing for us today?
Roy: You'll have to figure that one out on your own... this is for you, Ed, even though you're not a little girl! HIT IT! (music starts.)
Hey...dont write yourself off yet...it's only in your head
you feel left out; or looked down on
Just try your best; try everthing you can
and dont worry what they tell themselves
when you're away
It just takes some time little girl you're in the middle
of the ride; Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright, alright
hey, you know they're all the same
you know you're doing better on your own
so dont buy in; Live right now; Just be yourself
It doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else
(chorus 2x)
Hey...dont write yourself off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out
or looked down on
just do your best; do everything you can
and dont you worry what the bitter hearts
are gonna say
(2x)
Inuyasha: Oh, man. This competition is getting a little tight, everyone is havin' a good day, today! Judges, do you agree?
Naraku: As much as I hate to agree with anyone, yeah.
Inuyasha: Alrighty, Colonel, go sit with your other contestant friend peoples...
Roy: Whatever. (runs out into audience to Ed.)
Ed: Miss me?
Roy: Did I ever! (smooch)
Inuyasha: And the oddness begins again, but before we can go any further into that, Suikotsu wrote a song and would like to sing it for us!
Suikotsu: That's true.
Inuyasha: And what would this song be called?
Suikotsu: Lying to Me.
Inuyasha: Alright you have the stage!
Suikotsu: One day I woke up and your bags and dog are gone
Why was our life always pro and con
Leavin' me was the worst mistake
you went with him and you took the cake
I told you he could ruin your life
and one day he took out the knife...
Have a nice day, is this my pay
I was dressed in black
as you were put in the sack
your whole family cried and you might've lied
when you said "I love you."
Packin up your things just wasn't enough
I found our picture and other fun stuff
I thought about you as tears fell down my face
I found that prom dress, ya know the one with the lace
the kiss that night was more than a peck
and your dad caught us on your front deck
what went wrong, has it been this long
I know I love you and that's why I'm writing this song
Have a nice day if this what you pay
I was dressed in black when you were put in the sack
your whole family cried and you might've lied when you said
"I love you."
I love you
Would I be able to save you
is it all new
did you love me too
Have a nice day is this what I pay
You were dressed in white when I saw your sight
Your mother cried when you walked down the asile
and today I wonder how that man could be so vile!
Have a nice day is this what we pay
I was dressed in black when were were put in the sack
your whole family cried
and I know you couldn't of lied
when you said
"I love you."
Naraku: Before anyone can take my words, I'm just saying, extra points for creativity and your own time for writing it. (to contestants) I just want all of you to know creativity may take you all to Hollywood in the United States!
Inuyasha: Well, we're out of time for tonight, but in the next episode next week, we might have to say goodbye to one of our contestants! Till nexttime, vote! it says so on your screen!
lying to me
that is a song I made up in detention one day cause I was really bored. the original title was "Have a Nice Day" but...I dunno. I had to fix some of it...
well yeah. tell me how you think of it, and I might make more of it! sorry, there was barely any humor in here, and I know there weren't any eliminations this chapter, but next chapter there will be, just VOTE dammit! I WILL listen!
please R&R!
-Ididntdoit07