I'm back! No one cares... sorry for the long update so much schoolwork... no one cares...

DISCLAIMER: I own Naruto! Wakes up from dream wait no I don't...

Night came to Konoha; everyone was sleeping peacefully except for two particular ninjas.

"Damn that Kakashi… I knew he poisoned it… shit!" said an angry Uchiha. He was lying in bed clutching his stomach while sweating his head off despite the cold weather at Konoha. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT I'm gonna kill Kakashi-pervert SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

Sakura was lying awake too; she was squirming…twitching…cursing…squirming…screeching… and then cursing again. "Damn shouldn't have eaten that sushi... I knew he couldn't cook... but he's hot...damn" grrrrrrrrrr.

Curses flew the skies of Konoha yet only one person heard it. "Hehehe those kids… soon you'll be thanking me." chuckled Kakashi. (AN Wait I thought of something… I said there were only two ninjas awake right? How come Kakashi herd it if he was sleeping? Oh well… whatever!)

Sasuke woke up from his dream about him strangling Kakashi and what a satisfying dream it was.

Damn what happened last night? Oh yea... Kakashi. He turned to his side and felt something different. "Hey this isn't my bed!" he muttered. It was smaller, softer and... he opened his eyes and saw...

"PINK? A DAMN ASSWIPE REPLACED MY SHEETS WITH... PINK!"

"No wait... this is Sakura's room... oh..." (AN damn I love dots... see...there I go again... you can't stop me! I'm a lean mean dot machine... so satisfying...press press)

Why am i here? I don't remember ... I remember sleeping in my bed last night but how...

He looked around to find Sakura but didn't see anyone. He checked the bathroom and something caught his eye.

"Sakura!" He saw her at the other side. They both moved forward. They both spoke. "Sakura? What the fucking hell are y--HOLY SNOT THAT'S ME!" He realized that it he was talking to a mirror. "No no no no no no this is damn wrong this is a fuckin dream... yea that's what it is... a damn dream (AN press press dot dot...)." He banged his head on the bathroom wall hoping to wake up only to result to a bump at the side of his head.

"I gotta go find Sakura... the real Sakura" He dashed out of the house to find her. He ran around the whole of Konoha occasionally getting "Hi Sakura" or "Ohayou Sakura" or "Good Morning Sakura-chan" but ignored them.

Think Sasuke think! Where... He stopped dead in his tracks and muttered "Of course."

"Of course what Sakura-chan?" a voice said behind him, he whirled around and saw

"Ino..."

"Yea that's me! What's wrong with your voice?"

"Uh nothing... Listen I really need to uh… Go to my... I mean Sasuke's house." he choked.

"And what are you going to do there? Huh?" her voice turned to an angry yell.

He smirked. "He invited me so that we can make out so see yah later!" he dashed off to the direction of his house.

"WHAT?" he heard Ino yell. He couldn't hold back a laugh.

He ran as fast as he could and jumped from roof to roof from tree to tree. Damn this hair is getting annoying he said as he hastily swept Sakura's hair out of his face. He reached his house and banged at the door.

"SAKURA! SAKURA OPENTHE DOOR SAKURA!" he received stares from people. Damn this is confusing "Uhh I mean... SASUKE! SASUKE OPEN THIS FREAKINDOOR! SASUKE THIS IS DAMN IMPORTANT!" He felt pretty weird referring to himself as the third person. He got tired and broke the door open. He ran to his room and saw himself lying on the bed. He poked the creature lying on his bed and it groaned. "Sakura? Is that you in there?" he stammered. She sat up with her eyes still closed. "Of course I'm Sakura duh! Who do you think I am?" she muttered "Uhh Sakura..." she opened her eyes and saw herself standing beside the bed.

" AAHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? HOW COME YOUR ME AND..."

She looked at herself at Sasuke's mirror and shrieked. She began throwing everything she could lay her hands on to Sasuke. He dodged everything. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BODY?" she said still throwing everything at Sasuke. He calmly reached in his drawer and took out some kunai knives and threw them at Sakura pinning her to the wall. She shrieked. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"

"I want you to calm down Sakura... I can explain everything... I hope," he said as calmly as ever.

"You better!"

sigh yet another short chappie heh! I was just too excited to post this XD Forgive me and I'll promise to write more next time ok? Thanks for all the nice reviewers that I'm too lazy to acknowledge... anyway it's sem break! More time to write! I have an idea for another story but i still have this one so...