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Thanks for all the nice reviewers! I think I used too much curses on that last chapter XD Well what are you supposed to do when you're panicked? Still… I'm not really good with beginnings nor sappy endings… so deal with it! If you hate it so much then don't read it! So……….

Chapter 3- Die Kakashi die!

Sakura's eyes widened, still pinned to the wall she stared blankly an then a smile formed in her face. She looked like she's ready to go crazy. A few minutes like this, Sasuke stood patiently."S-so..." Sakura finally started. "You mean to say that I'm you a-and you're m-me?"

"Pretty much." Sasuke said simply.

"-----"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" a high pitched yell from Sakura. Sasuke went nearly deaf and countered "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"

"Gomen... c-can I get down now?"

Sasuke unpinned her and she sighed then put on a more serious face. "We've got to go find Kakashi!" she said.

"We have to make this work out, I'm you and you're me ok? Don't go prancing around like a girl! and don't smile!" sasuke ordered.

Sakura placed her hands on her hips "And why can't I smile?"

"CAUSE! And don't put my hands on my hips! They'll think I'm gay!"

"Yeah, yeah... point is you act like a girl and i act like a boy!"

"No, you act like an UCHIHA! Speaking of that don't use MY chidori and MY sharingan ok?" sasuke said.

"Why would I do that?"

"Uh um... never mind! Let's go!" sasuke finished and they dashed off to Kakashi's perverted house.

MEANWHILE AT THE PARK

"BAKA! I really don't get this stuff! and i'm hungry" ranted Naruto. "Let's eat first!"

"Fine, but you better do uhhh better later! This is very important in becoming a chuunin!" said Kakashi from his perverted book. " I have Ramen at my house. Let's take a break."

"RAMEN"

"Hey Kakashi-sensei! Since you've been so good to me, I'll cook the ramen!" yelled Naruto as they reached Kakashi house.

"Yeah sure, they're at the left cabinet." Kakashi's stomach grumbled

"Hai!" Naruto hurried to the kitchen to cook his precious ramen while Kakashi settled to read the next chapter of his book in the couch.

Naruto hummed a tune while pouring hot water in the instant ramen cup. He waited for three minutes and got impatient, he found a fresh plate of sushi in the table. YUM! Ramen AND sushi!

Naruto carefully

placed two bowls of ramen and a plate of sushi at the coffee table. Kakashi peered from his hentai book and was overwhelmed by his hunger. He put his book down and ate greedily. Naruto did the same

"Na-ru-to this-is-great!" Kakashi said between gulps. "I didn't know---- you could---cook!"

"I don't!----- I found-----this at-----your table!" at this Kakashi stopped eating and his sweat dropped >anime style . "NARUTO! THIS WAS MEANT FOR SASUKE AND SAKURA!" Naruto stopped eating too. "How come you make them food and not me!"

"Because…. cause…. That's not important NARUTO DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CAN DO?"

"Am I supposed t---" Naruto was interrupted by a cloud of smoke. "cough cough WHAT'S GOING ON?" There was a loud bang from the door and the cloud of smoke thinned.

"Kakashi you owe us an explanation!" said Sasuke.

"Yeah!" said Sakura.

"Yeah!" said ….Kakashi? "Why is everyone looking at me like that?"

HAHAHAHA Stupid chapter! I know i suck! I was just so excited to post this! How lame am I? ok don't answer that. You didn't excpect that switch right? hahaha if you don't get it just wait for the next chappie. I suck I'm so sorry! Thanks for all the readers! I appreciate them! I'm sorry for the late update... the reason is coz i got grounded because i wouldn't let my mom read my fanfic! XD... bear with me! Ja ne