Naruto-fan76: Yay! Update!
The next day Ed went to see if anything had happened to Roy. Sure enough, he looked like he had been running all night.
"Riza was still out there, and she chased me all night. She even shot me in the foot," sobbed Roy.
"I
know," he replied, grinning.
"And
before you say anything, Britney Spears. Lets just call this payback
for the 'short' comment."
Just then he saw Roy reaching for a coffee cup. It instantly flew out the window.
All of a sudden: "He's dead!".
"Why does this keep happening to me?" cried Ed.
"Ha ha, stupid, short-"
That's as far as Roy got before Ed threw him out the window.
But, he then heard, "He's dead and crushed now!"
"Why the hell does this always happen to me?"the boy sobbed.
"'Cause you're short!" Roy screamed up to the window.
Ed then threw Roy's chair out the window.
"Ha ha, you missed me!" the older man taunted, right before a binder hit him square in the face, and he passed out.
As Ed left the office he came face to face with Maes Hughes.
"How's Roy?" asked Hughes.
"Let's just say he taking a nap outside the building right now," Ed joyfully replied.
As soon as there was no one around, the teen went running for dear life, before Riza found out. He didn't want a repeat of the other day.
All of a sudden, he heard a gun shot and went running as fast as a midget could run. He ran right into Alphonse and tumbled over.
"What are you doing?" asked Al.
"No time to talk, must save skin," panted Ed.
Edward then ran as fast as he could, again leaving Al in his dust.
"I wonder-"
Al then saw Hawkeye go running past him.
"Oh."
The armored boy then decided he would go see Roy of all people. When he got there he saw why Riza was chasing Ed.
One word popped into Al's mind when he saw the scene.
"Idiot."
A/N: Midori-Jester: We can't update until you finish the third part.
Naruto-fan76: I know, but I got writer's block!
Midori-Jester: So do I, but you don't see me whining!
Naruto-fan76: Shut up...