That chapter wasn't as bad as I thought it will….. I did that only in one sitting so….. again i am sooooooooo sorry for the late update and short chapters... i'll try to write more next time... i'm not really that weird story person... i like romantic ones and lots and lots of fluff... so i'm not really making my best and using all of my chakra... effort i mean... i only write when inspired...thanks so much for all the last reviewers….. I contained myself to only one curse at the last chapter - heheh…….. press press…. Dot dot… Kakashi and Naruto's switch was faster because they had an overdose….. so…… here………I had to rewrite the whole story coz when i read the original again it sucked...

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…. Or do I? shifts eyes suspiciously

Chapter 4-

"Why is everyone looking at me like that? Can someone—HOLY SNOT!" he exclaimed as he saw himself or rather Kakashi sweating frantically. Everyone turned to him and stared angrily Kakashi sweated even more… "Sorry?" he said hoping that they would buy it……..

"SORRY MY ASS!" an explosion of rants begun and Kakashi hopelessly stood there and scratch the back of his head.

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT KAKASHI! WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL WITH A NORMAL UNHENTAI MIND?"

"YEA WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW COMPLICATED HAVING YOU AS OUR SENSEI IS ALREADY?"

"HOW ARE WE GONNA LIVE THIS DOWN? I'M A SEXY BASTARD!"

"AND I'M A PRETTY AND NICE BUT AN OH SO ANNOYING FOREHEAD GIRL!"

"AND EVERYTIME I WALK AROUND THEY'RE GONNA SAY 'HEY ISN'T THAT THE PERVERTED ASSHOLE HATAKE KAKASHI?'"

"HOW AM I GOING TO LIVE THIS DOWN? I CAN'T BE LIKE THIS FOREVER! LOOK AT MY CHEST AND MY BUTT! THEY'RE ALL PUFFY…."

"Speaking of that Sasuke….. you're hot….and you can look at yourself naked and—and---OUCH! THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK SAKURA!"

"SEE KAKASHI? YOUR PERVERTEDNESS IS CONTAGIOUS! IF YOU EVER DO THAT SASUKE, I SWEAR I'M GONNA DO THE WORST THING AN UCHIHA WILL EVER DO!"

"AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?"

"I DON'T KNOW IT YET BUT YOU'LL REGRET IT!"

"SSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"

"WHAT?"

"I can uh umm err… explain?"

"START NOW OR DIE!"

"Deep breath. You can do this kakashi...real fast i felt sorry for sakura because she has her hopes up for sasuke who couldn't care less so i made a potion or whatever that was so that you will see each other's perspective and now naruto carelessly gave me the poisoned i mean deadly i mean dangerous oh what the heck sushi now i'm here explaining everything really fast hoping that you would be dum enough not to let my words sink in please don't hit me"

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura took a while pondering Kakashi's speech, Sasuke was first to recover.

"Why did you-- why am i-- what was that again?"

Several hopeless explainations later

"So if all of you would just let it sink in you will see very well that it is Naruto's fault." Kakashi concluded.

"WHAT?"

"Ok ok... well you see it will wear out in a couple of months..."

"WHAT?"

"Heheh well I really don't know how to make an antidote for it."

"WHAT?"


I'm so sorry have to cut it now i'm only in an internet cafe we have a virus in our pc:(( trojan something... so sorry! seems like i always have an excuse... sorry