Midori-Jester: Yes! I'm done editing!
Naruto-fan76: That's only because it's the last chapter.
Midori-Jester: Shush. Let me enjoy my freedom.

That same very night there was a knock on the Elric brothers' door. Edward decided to answer, because he was bored out of his mind. As the door opened the golden-eyed boy saw it was Roy, and a badly hurt one.

The colonel had a neck brace, a cast on his right arm, a cast on his left leg, and a bandaged upper head.

"Why, aren't you the picture of perfection," the teen smirked.

Roy then pulled out what looked like a fully loaded pistol, making Ed's eyes widen. He pulled the trigger and, lo and behold, no bullet.

"DAMN IT!" screamed the older man, waving the gun around.

Ed slammed the door shut, but the door fell off its hinges. Roy was then smashed, again.

Ed took this opportunity to take the pistol. He aimed at Roy's arm, and pulled the trigger.

Wee woo! Wee woo!

" YOU KISAMA!" screamed Roy.

"I thought it was empty!" said Edward through bursts of laughter. "It was like Russian roulette!"

The truth was that... (drum roll) the pistol was fully loaded. Ed ended up shattering a nerve and a few bones in Roy's arm. The teen was just going to leave him there, but Alphonse insisted that he should call 911.

The brothers did forget to pull the colonel out from under the door. Al ended up calling 911 again, and actually told them that the man was under the door.

When Roy was picked up and was being taken the hospital, something not-so-surprising happened. The end of the ambulance opened up, and the fire alchemist was thrown out of the ambulance while it was going at 60 mph. All his bones were crushed.

"Why me?" Roy asked himself, groaning in pain.

Roy wasn't at work for a few months (rejoice), though no one really cared. He did come back though. He wasn't to happy with Edward, but then who is? All was back to normal. For now anyway.

A/N: Naruto-fan76: You know I'm gonna make a drabble series or something after this, and you're still gonna edit it.
Midori-Jester/Rocking out to Feel Good Inc. by the Gorillaz/
Naruto-fan76/Sighes/ She needs to get out more.
Midori-Jester: Nooo! The outside world burns me! The light! NOOOOO!
Naruto-fan76: Err...