This 'story' is a parody of the song The Twelve Days of Christmas. My sister wrote it. The fifth verse is in capital letters. The word "gay" is in these lyrics meant to mean "happy". My sister couldn't find another synonym to "happy" with only one syllable.
On the Subject of Junk Food
1. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me
Pizza is tasty with tea!
2. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me
Shredder wants some too
Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!
3. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me
Splinter's gay
Shredder wants some too
Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!
4. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me
Leo's dancing 'round
Splinter's gay
Shredder wants some too
Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!
5. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me
FAVOURITE DISH!
Leo's dancing 'round
Splinter's gay
Shredder wants some too
Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!
6. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me
Pizza tonight
FAVOURITE DISH!
Leo's dancing 'round
Splinter's gay
Shredder wants some too
Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!
7. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me
Hyperventilating
Pizza tonight
FAVOURITE DISH!
Leo's dancing 'round
Splinter's gay
Shredder wants some too
Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!
8. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me
Mikey's hysterical
Hyperventilating
Pizza tonight
FAVOURITE DISH!
Leo's dancing 'round
Splinter's gay
Shredder wants some too
Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!
9. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me
Chewing the carpet
Mikey's hysterical
Hyperventilating
Pizza tonight
FAVOURITE DISH!
Leo's dancing 'round
Splinter's gay
Shredder wants some too
Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!
10. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me
Raph has a breakdown
Chewing the carpet
Mikey's hysterical
Hyperventilating
Pizza tonight
FAVOURITE DISH!
Leo's dancing 'round
Splinter's gay
Shredder wants some too
Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!
11. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me
Thinking of dinner
Raph has a breakdown
Chewing the carpet
Mikey's hysterical
Hyperventilating
Pizza tonight
FAVOURITE DISH!
Leo's dancing 'round
Splinter's gay
Shredder wants some too
Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!
12. On the subject of junk food a turtle said to me
Donnie's on clouds
Thinking of dinner
Raph has a breakdown
Chewing the carpet
Mikey's hysterical
Hyperventilating
Pizza tonight
FAVOURITE DISH!
Leo's dancing 'round
Splinter's gay
Shredder wants some too
Cuz pizza is tasty with tea!
Please review, you would make both me and my sister happy!