The Wiggidy-Wack Blacks

Starring:

Sirius Black: our favorite idiot- Very curious.
Curius Black: secret triplet#1- Very serious
Happi Black: secret triplet#2- Not so happy…

And so the story begins…

"Sirius Black!" yelled Professor McGonagall from across the hall.
"I didn't do it!" yelled Sirius Black back defensively.
"I don't know what you did, and I don't even want to know!" hollered the professor back.
"They why call my name Minnie?" Sirius shot back, grinning to himself as he saw Professor McGonagall cringe at the pet name he had assigned her.

"Because I was asked by the Headmaster to escort you to his office, but I am sure you already know the way," Harrumphed McGonagall.

James Potter, Sirius Black's best friend and 'right hand man', turned to him and said, "well at least last time we knew why you were called."
Sirius shook his head, and his long black hair swished around his face, "I don't even know why I was called!" he whined back.
"Well, I'll see you later," whispered James, and with a smile and a wink slipped one of the 2-Way mirrors into Sirius' robe pocket.

"BYE MINNIE!" Sirius hollered back, and turned around jauntily skipping to the headmaster's office.

When he reached his destination, the enchanted statue leading to the SUPREME OFFICE OF ALBUS DUMBLEDORE, or in other words: the headmaster's office he stopped.

What could the password be? It was always the name of a candy to he yelled out a few.

"BERTIE BOTTS EVERY FLAVOR BEANS!…ACID POPS!…LEMON DROPS!…SUGAR QUILLS!"

Finally the statue creaked open revealing the staircase leading to Albus Dumbledore's office. He walked up the stairs and knocked on the magenta door leading into the Headmaster's office.

"You may enter Mr. Black," came Dumbledore's voice from the other side of the door.

Sirius turned the handle slowly and pushed open the door. He stepped in and closed the door behind him. Sirius took a look around the office and winked at Fawkes when he found him.

He walked up to the headmaster's desk and Dumbledore held up his fist for a pound.
Sirius 'pounded' it and said, "YO D! Long time no see."

'D' smiled and said, "Sirius, the reason I called you here is important. It concerns your family…"
At that word Sirius straitened up. "What about my family?"

"Regulus… he isn't your brother." Said D slowly.

"YESSSSS! I knew he could never be related to fabulous me!" yelled Sirius, jumping for joy.

D sighed and said to Sirius, "Sirius, that is not all. You are a triplet. I know it may be a great shock to you…"

Sirius looked dumbfounded-ly at D. "Who are my triplets? Who are they? Do I know them?"

D sighed again, "Their names are Curius and Happi. It seems to me that you 3 got separated at the hospital. Curius is…Severus Snape and Happi is…Bellatrix, I don't know her last name…"

D took pitty on Sirius, he would be traumatized for the rest of his life. I would be too if I found out I was related to Snape, that greasy haired…now, now Albie, musn't talk badly of your students…

Sirius eyes widened and he looked at D with disgust, "I…I…I'm…related to…S..Snape? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

THE END!

(A/N: yeah, that was it. A one-shot sort of thing, I was halving fun with Asterisk when she was over and we made up Happi and Curius. So that's how Sirius would have reacted when he found out he was related to Snivellus.)