Nicole: I don't own KH or anything except myself! And this turkey sandwich…
--------------
After a hard day at school, Nicole, Riku, and Sora sat around on the couch.
Riku: (Staring at Sora. He blinks) HA! I WIN!
Sora: No fair! You cheated!
Riku: What're you talking about? (Hides the bright flashlight behind his back)
Nicole: Riku, you have fan mail! Bring it in boys! (Trucks beep as the mail falls into the house)
Riku: I have my own sea of fan mail! (Opens one)
Dear Riku,
It is I! Fan girl #286 of the Riku fan club! Oh, I want to kiss you and marry you!
Love, fan girl #268.
Nicole: That's weird. (Riku reads the next one aloud)
Riku: Dear Riku, I love so much! Your eyes are an awesome aqua! Marry me! Love, Nicole?
Sora: 0o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Nicole: D
Riku: Ok, moving on! Uh…we don't need to read this one! (Throws it away)
Nicole: (Reads it and bursts out laughing)
Dear Riku,
I want to marry you! I love you! I want to kiss and you hug you and hold you and marry you!
Love, (Censored) a.k.a Tidus's mom
Riku: Read this one!
Dear Cheesasaurous Rex,
I've seen your commercials! I want some macaroni and cheese! Come on! Please! Please please please!
Love, Anonymous a.k.a Kairi
Nicole: This is weird.
Riku: I know!
Nicole: Not that! This corn chip is shaped like Joe Peshi.
-----------------
Nicole: OK! Review please!