A/N: I do not own Robin Hood: Men in Tights, but I wish I did. In dreamland, they all still have their accents.
Chapter 5: Men in Tights
When they got back Aidan went straight to her room hiding all of her stuff from John, Jennie showed Remy everything she bought except for the valuables. She sent Feryal on a mission to put those in her drawer. So Feryal did and she put them in Jennie's drawer. On her way out she was intercepted by Piotr.
"Oh hi." Feryal said.
"Hello." He said.
"I'll be right back or you can just come with me. I have to go give this back to Jennie." Feryal said leaving and Piotr followed.
"Here ya go Jennie. You have a top and a pair of pants in there." Feryal said handing her the bag.
"Thank you very much Feryal." Jennie said taking the bag.
Piotr had found a comfy spot on the floor.
"Mind if I join ya?" Feryal asked.
"No, you may sit down." Piotr said scooting over a bit.
"I don't have cooties Piotr." Feryal said.
"I know it's just there was no room over there." Piotr said making up an excuse.
"There was plenty of room." Feryal said. "So, what are we watching?" "SHHHHHH!!!" John yelled. "Me fav'rite part's comin' on."
'Men in Tights' plays "I love that part." John said smiling.
Feryal and Piotr sat there looking at the screen. Feryal had a little bit of an Elvis lip going on.
"Okay, what was the point of that?" Piotr asked.
"I'm guessing none since those guys just sang about being men in tights, but that one ain't so bad looking, or that one. I like this movie." Feryal said scooting a little closer to the T.V.
Jennie rolled her eyes, and Aidan appeared.
"Awe, I missed Men in Tights!" She whined.
"Don't worry, love, I can rewind it!" John said getting out the remote.
"NO!" They all screamed.
"What?" John asked.
"Let de movie play all de way t'rough firs'." Remy said from under the pillow.
"Are you even breathing?" Jennie asked.
"Gambit don' know, chère." Gambit said in his muffly vioce.
Feryal was in her room and she was sleeping. She was also having a dream. You could call it bad but to her it was funny as hell.
Dreamland,
Piotr and Remy stepped out of the Ye Olde Port-O-Privies.
"You have got to be a real man to wear tights." Piotr said fixing his seams.
Remy just nodded and fixed his to his comfort.
"Remy, how are my seams?" Piotr asked.
"Perfect." Remy said.
"Every time." Piotr said satisfied.
Cue music and John running in
"We're men, we're men in tights, We roam around the forest looking for fights, We're men, we're men in tights, We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right! We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights, We're men, we're men in tights, Always on guard defending the people's rights,
Can-can and chorus of la's
We're men, MANLY MEN, we're men in tights, YESSS! We roam around the forest looking for fights, We're men, we're men in tights, We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right! We may look like pansies but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights, We're men, we're in tights-TIGHT-tights, Always on guard defending the people's rights, When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights! WE'RE BUTCH!" Piotr, John, Remy, and some other guys sang.