CRAZY

"So have you seen Glen lately?"

"No, I haven't, I spoke to him the other day though"

"Are you to..." Before he could finish Paige knew what he was thinking,

"Very good friends"

"Okay defensive much? It's just you two are over friendly on occasion"

"Over friendly. Rick, he was my boyfriend, on occasion, you make it sound so... Wrong"

"Well it was, a guy shouldn't have his sister dating his friend"

"Rick, your friends are my friends"

Rick shrugged, "Okay, well if your not...for lack of a better term getting over friendly with Glenn then who?" He inquired, when he saw Paige look at the floor, and avoid contact he knew he was onto something

"No one" She spoke,

"Oh I think you're wrong. Tell me..."

"Rick it's no one" Paige insisted as she stood up from the kitchen table and walked over to the fridge taking out a bottle of water.

Rick also stood up and followed her, "Fine" He said, then he grabbed an arm around her neck and with the other one he reached towards the open fridge. Pulling out a bottle of tomato ketchup he aimed it at her front, "Paige, come on I know that you are lying to me"

"You can do want you like but I'm not telling you." She spoke confidently, sure that he wouldn't do it.

"Really even if I do...this" he squirted the red ketchup all on the front of her shirt and face.

"Rick" She screamed, "Rick. Let go of me" As she tried to struggle away he held his arm around her.

"Just tell me Paige. And then I'll on you know how this works."

"No Rick, let go of me. Phoebe...PIPER...SOMONE!!!" She screamed as Rick began to empty the bottle of water on Paige who was still struggling. Rick was laughing hysterically. Just as he saw Phoebe enter the kitchen he decided that this would be more affective he took the milk carton from the fridge and made a run for the new found Halliwell sister, Grabbing her arm he pulled her into him much like he had done to Paige.

"Ah, Rick what the..." Phoebe then saw Paige, who was covered in red source and soaked and noticed the milk in his hand, "NO...Rick don't you dear"

"I won't as long a P here tells me who she's got in her bed..."

Just as he said that the two oldest sisters entered the kitchen, "What's all the screaming about..."

"Prue help Phoebe..." Paige shouted, "He'll do it"

"Yeah I will, so you two better stay back and you...P you better tell me who he is"

"Paige tell him NOW!" Phoebe screamed, "Prue, Piper stop him he's crazy"

"P, your sisters need you!" Mark laughed, "What are you going to do"

"It's not going to work...I mean, Phoebe I can sacrifice..."

"PAIGE!" Phoebe screamed,

The two oldest sisters couldn't help but smile, but Prue felt the need to intervene, "Paige maybe you should tell him"

"She's a smart one P"

"Yeah tell him" Phoebe added as she continued to try and struggle away. "Rick I swear you do that you'll pay"

"Paige tell Phoebe that in this family you do not hold a grudge" Rick spoke, "Just tell me his name and I'll let her go"

"NO!" Paige spoke sternly

"Fine have it your way."

"RICK" All of them shouted, followed by a scream from Phoebe as the chilled milk covered her hair, face and clothes, He let Phoebe go and smiled

"Ready to talk" He asked Paige.

Paige looked sympathetically at a milk soaked Phoebe, "Sorry Phoebe" She said.

"You will be" Phoebe shot at the youngest then she turned to Rick, "Richard, his names Richard and, he's coming around tonight..." Before Phoebe could say anymore paige hurled an egg at Phoebes head it smashed and caused the room to fall silent.

Piper and Prue shocked at what they saw, Paige and Phoebe having a stare off and Rick loving the whole thing. "So...he's coming tonight?"

Paige looked at Phoebe, "Huh, your no sister of mine!"

"Hay, I came to save you and you sacrificed me. You had the power to stop it..."

"Yeah well you can deal with him now when Richard comes around...okay! And you, you are going to stand up for your little sister and fight her very childish big brother"

Rick erupted into laughter, "Wow, so it's like hell meet the family"

"Richard is a great guy, he don't need none of your crap okay?" Rick flashed Paige a mischievous smile, "Rick I mean it"

"Okay, you mean it...I get it"

"See, see what you did" The youngest asked Phoebe, as both walked from the totally trashed kitchen and through towards the showers...still bickering.

Rick flashed a smile at Piper and Prue, "you crazy" Prue said,

"Yeah I am, Crazy, and a protective psycho brother." He started to clean up the mess that he had made. "So is he a good guy?"

"Who" Piper asked,

"Richard, what's his deal?"

"He's madly in love with your sister. I mean Crazy in love...He's a great guy" Prue answered, "Trust me Rick he passed the Prue's seal of approval."

"Yeah well Rick has a few tests of his own!" The brother spoke as he continued clearing up.