Disclaimer: I own Gilmore Girls and I'm rakin' in the dough, buying yachts and other large vehicles. That's what I would tell you if my name was Amy Sherman Palladino. But I'm not Amy, though, as much as I wish I was. Wait. Does she buy yachts? I just pulled that outta my butt. Cough Yeah, that's a term me and my friends use... Back to the disclaimer... ASP came up with GG, not me. And Jonathan Larson (the genius who I now completely worship) came up with Rent, which is inspired by an Italian opera called La Boheme, which is by Giacomo Puccini. I think I may have gone a little too far with this...

A/N: Hey all! I'm so totally proud of myself! I'm updating, again while I could be doing my homework, but who wants to do that? I've decided to boycott homework for a while. Has anybody else seen that commercial for some cell phone company where there's a "caffeinated cheerleader" talking on a cell phone nonstop, saying things like, "I think that like, maybe the cheerleading squad should, like, boycott tuna for a while," and then in a whiny voice with tears streaming down her cheeks, "I was going to be the only one in a white swimsuit, then she had one too!" And my personal favorite, "I love chewing gum..."

It's so sad that she reminds me of me in the sense that I never talk talking. Like I am now. Onto the story that I call:

NO DAY BUT TODAY!

Chapter Three: Today 4 U

It Was My Lucky Day Today On Avenue A

When A Lady In A Limousine Drove My Way

She Said, "Dahling-Be A Dear - Haven't

Slept In A Year

I Need Your Help To Make My Neighbor's

Yappy Dog Disappear"

"This Akita-Evita - Just Won't Shut Up

I Believe If You Play Non-Stop That Pup

Will Breathe Its Very Last High-Strung

Breath

I'm Certain That Cur Will Bark Itself To

Death"

Recap:

She pulled open the door to come face to face with an older woman with red hair.

"Rory," she said coldly.

Rory stuttered for a second, wrapping the blanket tighter around her, "Grandma?"

Now on with the story:

"Grandma?"

Emily pushed her way into the room, "Rory, It's freezing in here, why is there no heat?"

Rory, stunned, shut the door and followed her grandmother, grabbing her arm before she could enter the living room.

"How did you know where to find me?"

"It's very rude not to answer questions, Lorelai," Emily said, her voice cold and her nose wrinkled as though something smelled.

"Yes, it is, and don't call me that. How?"

"You didn't cover your tracks up very well, I hired a private investigator, of course." She looked around, frowing at her surroundings. "How long have you lived here?"

"Obviously I did cover them up well because I've been gone for almost 4 years, that's how long I've lived here. Why are you here?" Rory hoped that Jess could hear her and Emily talking and would get the message that he should hide or something.

"To take you home of course, you can't live here anymore."

"You can't take me anywhere, Grandma, I'm 19, I'm not a minor anymore."

"You are living in a freezing apartment with some girl named Jessica, Lorelai, you can't stay here. Your Grandfather and I can arrange for you to finish your education and go to college."

"Jess, Grandma, and he's not a girl. I don't want to go to college, and I'm not leaving with you."

Emily blanched for a second, ignoring everything her grand-daughter had just said besides the part about her room-mate being a boy.

"You live with a man? Rory, how could you do that? You're too young!"

And of course, since Rory was the luckiest girl in the world, Jess took that moment to walk in.

"'Ror, I want the blanket back. The floor is freez – Oh, who are you?"

Rory thought fast and gave the blanket to Jess, pushing him back into the other room. "She's leaving." Then turning to her grandma, she put her hand on her shoulder leading her towards the door.

"Grandma, I'll call you, okay? You can't bring me with you. Good-bye."

And before Emily could respond, Rory closed the door and leaned against it, sighing.

"Happy Birthday, Jesus."

A/N: Hey guys! All the reviews were awesome and I really appreciate them!

Now. I have a couple trivia questions for you. Anybody who answers them all right gets the next chapter dedicated to them:

1) What song did the last line of this chapter come from in Rent?

2) When was Rory and Jess' first kiss?

3) What is the name of this song?

Will I lose my dignity?

Will someone care?

Will I wake tomorrow,

From this nightmare?

Review and tell me your answers!