After realizing she was awake, Paris got a bit more exited than she was at the begining.

"Oh Pwease! I really, REALLY wanna see machine shop 17!" Paris gave Harper the most adorable, huge, bambi eyes.

Harper took a step back, this was new to him. Having a hottie babe go after him. That only happened when he had something they wanted, and that usually was a bad thing. Rommie flashed in front of him, interupting his thoughts.

"I have run a scan on Parisindy, there are no weapons or dangerous substances on her. I believe Dylan would be happy to give you a tour Parisindy."

"You can call me Paris, and why can't Harper give me a tour," she started pouting.

"If you are a threat to the ship then," Dylan leaned closer to Paris and whispered so Harper couldn't hear, "Harper might not be able to stop you. He has a track record of getting knocked out."

Paris giggled, "Yeah, I know. Well, I guess you can give me a tour, I really would like to see the rest of the ship."

Paris, Dylan, and Tyr started their tour of the ship heading towards the Ops Deck.

"So, how do you know so much about us?" Dylan asked.

"I watch Andromeda on the Sci-Fi channel, and I own season 1 through 4 on DVD."

"Sci-Fi channel?"

"Yeah, its a channel on T.V. that shows most Science Fiction series. Every once and awhile they have a Andromeda marathon. Usually 6 or more episodes. I really like the episode when Beka is sparing with Tyr, and she ends up on top of Tyr. Then you walk in and you think they were doing somthing other than sparring, it was soooo hilarious. I think that was 'Be All Your Sins Remembered', yeah.. the episode the Bobby takes over the Maru. Oo, or the time that Harper is dancing to the Band music right before to Andromed gets swallowed by that huge space monster. Season 2, episode 'Belly of the Beast'. Or when you and Trance, Beka and Tyr, Harper and the androids are dancing at the end of the episode."

"Interesting, but how do I know that you haven't been monitoring the ship for along time, and now you have come to take it over?"

"Well, I know that you were engaged to Sarah. That Gaheris Rhade acutually didn't betray you, but had to in order to correct the timeline. Oops... you aren't supose to find out about that for a year or two more, that happens after Tyr leaves the ship. Dang... give TMI to you guys. Shuting up now." Dylan was about to ask another question, but Parisindy cut him off again. "That reminds me, there is a Andromeda Marathon tonight, 12 episodes, all great ones. How long do you think it will take to get me back to my universe and my time? Don't get me wrong, I love being on this ship, but I know your track record. I'd rather not be here if the Andromeda meets one of your many enemies."

"You might want to ask Harper that, and speaking of Harper, here is Machine Shop 17." Dylan stopped and the door opened to show a huge mess. It looked like a trash compacter exploded in the room. There was bits of machine strewn across most of the tables, crumpled up Sparky-Cola cans littered around the floor, and leftover meals scattered throughout the room.

'CRASH, BANG'

"Ow, that hurt," Harper's voice came from a corner of the room under a pile of sheet metal, tubes, and machine components.

"Need any help?" Paris said as she walked over to the moving mass of metal.

"Nah, I'm fine," Harper clumsly crawled out of the pile. Other than the stray cut or bruise, he looked fine. " I could use some help cleaning this up."

"What, just that," Paris indicated the pile, "Or the whole messed up room, I mean I knew you were messy. But I had no idea you were this bad."

Harper looked from Dylan to Tyr, and seeing their obivious attempts at smothering a smile he replied, "You guys are all critics. At least it's not as bad as a junk yard."

"Nope, its worse," Parisindy snickered.

Harper glared at her.

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TBC - Sorry for the sort chapters.